Omg my Nutes chart sums me up. I want to create a chart that looks like a work of art, I want it to be informative, accurate and I want to feel a sense of artistic pride each time I look at it.
Short version: it is going to be a constant eye sore and it’s shit.
Longer version: So in true Tra fashion I go at it with enthusiasm forgetting the fact I am as artistic as a bonobo with an acquired brain injury and I never correctly follow directions.
I had a 3 year old little helper, and when I say helper I mean the opposite to helper. I considered having him help me but I realise quickly that he is rubbish at drawing, in fact his skill level makes my skill level look extraordinary! He can’t even hold the crayons properly! And don’t even get me started on his manic sticker plonkage.
I screenshotted MrSauga and Virgin Grounds clear directions and realise too far in my chart is all about the first 4 weeks, I’ve got so carried away with my crayons I have run out of room, I have to back track with arrows to add late veg, I realise mentally in horror I don’t know when to start 2.25/2L, I need exact week times, I respond with ”awww faaaak” my 3 year old helper is now parroting “oh fuck GiGi”. Omg! He can’t say truck properly but he can say fuck as clear as a fucking bell! That makes me mentally faaak for being a bad role model.
So behold! I present my Tega Brop Nutes Chart of Cringe where each day I’m reminded of 3 things
1. I’m not artistic
2. I can’t follow basic directions
3. I’m a fucking awful role model
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