Smoke Report/Story Time
Had another smoke buddy of mine come over today to try out the African Meltdown. We ground up a bowl and hit it at about 1:30pm. After smoking it out back on the deck, he asked to go check out the work the radon mitigation people had done so I said sure. We went down into the basement and I explained to him what they did and how it worked....he asked a few more questions and I answered them and then he said he'd like to see the girls.
So we walked the 20'-30' feet to the girls and I am showing him the tent and talking to him, but I see his eyes start to glaze over. He looked confused......I figured I was rambling about the plants (you know what I mean...talking about stuff that an average weed person doesn't give a shit about, but we growers totally get it) and I had lost him. He shook his head and said "HO LEE FUK!! I am fucked up!"
I started laughing cause I was watching him carefully and he looked in a total daze. I pulled up a chair for him to set in and he thanked me. Let me back up by saying, he's a bit older (65) and took about 1.5 hits off the bong. I was kind of worried for a bit. He looked up and said "Man I am sorry, this is too strong for me! I can hear you talking but I can't understand what you are trying to say" I was busting up. I let him relax for a few and asked if he wanted to go upstairs and sit on the couch. He shook his head and said "No, I want to move around but this is giving me Jelly leg"
(Never heard of Jelly leg before)
So we walked upstairs and I got changed and he was standing outside. It took me a few minutes to get dressed but when I came out he looked and smiled and said "man, I don't know what happened there. It passed though and I feel great!" So we walked around the property for 45 minutes or an hour and went back inside.
He had to hang out until about 4:30 pm because it took him that long to come down enough to be able to drive. He said he was still high but at least it wasn't too much for him to figure out how to get out of where we live. Only thing he said he would do differently is stick to one hit out of the bong...no more.
I am perfectly happy with my 3-4 hits. She is a bad ass girl for sure. I am coming up on the 5 hour mark since I smoked and I am still good. I am just now starting to think about wanting to smoke something else.