jayne
Well-Known Member
That's messed up.
It's a good story alright. A few years ago the CEO wanted a pool. After pricing above and in ground models from 10 to 70 K, she relented to let me handle it. Since I have acres of land and what the maps call a river, I figured it should be pretty easy. The "river" is maybe knee deep and 15 ft wide at its flood stage, barely shin deep and five ft wide the rest of the year, but is wet and running year round. I spent nearly a year shooting grades, digging the pond, compacting clay, lining the sides, landscaping, dock building, etc. A couple acres of pond, sloped with a shallow end, deep end, and a small island. Designed to allow the river to fill it and flow through, then continue on downstream. I even poured concrete dykes with cutouts and feedback to the river in case of overflow.
I can't take all the credit, I do have an engineer friend who did the brain work. I mostly supplied finances and sweat. Well when I diverted the river into the pond the lack of water down river was noticed...and reported. I had finished back filling the old riverbed, burying return lines, and building a new river stone "spring" for the overflow to bubble up from and return to the riverbed long before the state wildlife guys found it. They were not amused that their map wasn't up to date, there was a pond they didn't know about, and the river wasn't where they thought it was.
I'll save you the many court appearances, motions, depositions, experts, etc. Bottom line, diverting a water way is a crime. Who knew? I did get to keep my pond though. Mostly due to my impeccable character, fine attorney, and by going overboard to do it as right as possible environmentally. I do however get to volunteer my labor to the state for a total of 2000 hours, my 48 hour cooler visit was a wrist slap for contempt, and the in ground pool would have been cheaper.
BUT....I have my pond. How's that for a good story? It was a nightmare on my end for a while. I think I'll wait a few years before I start throwing lake fish in it, I don't need any more attention from the state.