Recess Is Over - Now To Muck Up The Lesson

Now wouldn't that be something. Must get that whole ounce of weed into 1 little dropper bottle or something?? Be like the Fear and Loathing movie all over again lmao! I will have to do some searching on that subject, I like the odd hallucinogen once in a while :)
Great! Now I keep seeing him with a wildly wagging tongue, making weird noises.
 
Great! Now I keep seeing him with a wildly wagging tongue, making weird noises.

HAHAHAH, perfect!!

Grizz, you can't stop here man!! This is fucking bat country!!

LMAO
 
lol I hope its cleaner than the blotter I used in college...never got used to NOT being able to turn off the movie behind the eyelids. Shrooms you could at least hit with a shit ton of alcohol to achieve a sort of zen....
 
lol I hope its cleaner than the blotter I used in college...never got used to NOT being able to turn off the movie behind the eyelids. Shrooms you could at least hit with a shit ton of alcohol to achieve a sort of zen....

Haha, I dunno.. The last couple grams of shrooms I had I couldn't get to sleep after lol the booze didn't help, mind you it was only beer.. Close my eyes, I'd be falling and seeing things pass by... Sit up and open them, see things in my room in the dark.. It was a LOSE-LOSE situation lmao
 
Drank 2lt orange juice once.. my girlfriend at the time (hot) had morphed into loooking like Blair from saved by the bell, I think that was her name, the bigger set girl, it was doing my head in.. orange juice didn't help, either did nothing or gave me more vivid hallucinations :rofl:
 
...never got used to NOT being able to turn off the movie behind the eyelids.

Never played with the stuff. The movie that plays in my head while sober is disturbing enough. Currently I'm thinking about monkeys riding Shetland ponies while wearing jockey uniforms. Why? Who knows. I wouldn't want to let my brain off its chain. Maybe that's how all these horror movies get written. Hell pass the shrooms. Tomorrow I'll have a script for Killer Monkey Jockeys From Outer Space.
 
Drank 2lt orange juice once.. my girlfriend at the time (hot) had morphed into loooking like Blair from saved by the bell, I think that was her name, the bigger set girl, it was doing my head in.. orange juice didn't help, either did nothing or gave me more vivid hallucinations :rofl:
Blair was not from saved by the bell. That was "Facts of Life" a daddy's girl. Maybe you're talking about Jo? The rocker troubled girl...

I had a crush on Lisa Turtle from "Saved by the Bell". There was also Kelly Kapowski and Jessie Spano.
 
Facts of life it must have been.. it was freaking me out..
 
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Fermenting, burying, traditional curing.
In Malawi and other parts of Africa, the traditional curing method is fermentation based, wherein chlorophyll eating-bacteria are accelerated by wrapping the herb tightly in corn husk and either leaving in the sun, burying in warm earth, or cow dung so I've heard, among other methods. This method of removing chlorophyll is superior to the western burp jar method, which is still a bacterial process but to a lesser extent - it doesn't actually ferment the weed.
Many say the ferment-cure produces super smooth, earthy, and extra powerful smoke, and I agree.


I have very limited knowledge of this method and wondering if anyone can fill me in. Or better yet have direct experience of the method.

I have found the following tutorial online but it is not very detailed.
Originally from skunk magazine:

"Materials:
1) plastic 60 gallon trash can

2) 9 cubic feet of dirt

3) cornhusks

4) 1/2 ounce Malawi or equiv. Amount of sativa ( immediately following harvest buds should be hung dry as normal.
5) hemp fiber or twine

Process:

1) Cut or drill drainage holes in bottom of can. Fill trashcan 25% with dirt.

2) place the 1/2 ounce in the corn husk.

3) roll the herb back and forth in the corn husk ( somewhat like rolling a joint) compressing it into a cylindrical shape.
4) tightly wrap husks in the twine applying even more pressure to the herb.

5) place cobs on top of dirt in trash can and cover them with remaining 75% dirt.

Once per month pour a half a gallon of water on top of dirt. ( don't worry if weeds grow just pull em)"

I have heard a more extreme method of curing is to starve a goat, and feed it your prime buds. Goats, being herbivore's, have a fermentation based digestion, unlike a carnivores which is putrification based. The "nug manure" that proceeds is supposedly the finest and most powerful of herbs.

Also in Afghanistan and Pakistan buds (or resin powder I never remember which) are packed into the skin of a goat or sheep and buried, clearly a ferment based cure.

"Indiginous" cultures often have more advanced methods of preparing plants than western societies. What may seem like a pointless, or primitive practice is actually based in logic and science. For example we mainly eat our grains unfermented, in yeast filled bread, noodles and pasta. indiginous peoples always go to lengths to ferment their grain, this removes many harmful compounds and makes them easier to digest.

Nobody likes that fresh green flavour and uneven burning of un-cured weed, but when we cure without the correct level of bacteria, we are still leaving much of it in.
Bright green shiny nugs have become the in demand product, when they are actually the inferior product in terms of smoke quality.

I have some sativa buds that I may turn into "Malawi cobs" or other method of ferment-cure.
Now they've been dried and in mason jars for almost a month, so hope its not too late to initiate the fermentation?

How can I go about turning green, chlorophyll saturated nugs into dark mellow hashy smoke.
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I have smoked Malawi cobs. The end results are absolutely amazing. If you check in the Africa forum, there are some guys from South Africa who seem to have a pretty good handle on the process.
GoodLuck.
Preist.
 
This is all brand new to me.. I don't have an opinion other than want to try and see what happens..
 
Noticed in my search there's some threads on the subject on 420mag..
 
I had to go and look to see who my ex morphed into.. this was '95, I always thought chicks name was Blair from saved by the bell. I hardly ever watched those shows... well it was actually Natalie from facts of life :rofl: now you all know why I was freaking out :rofl:
 
:rofl::high-five::passitleft:
 
Dustin Hoffman? :rofl:
 
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