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Lol I don't speak French... No one I know speaks French. Quebec is about 30% French lol rest of Canada not very much are French. At least where ive been and lived lol not the only american to ever say that to me. Same with the cold. Just as cold here as new York or Seattle lol Americans see Fahrenheit and celcius like there the same or something lol cracks me up.
35c IS CLOSE TO 100F ITS HOT IN THE SUMMER HERE hahahhah last week it was 35c + humidity was 41c.... Hot as California at times.

Although the igloo myth is true. And we just got internet in 2004 lol jk
When I was in Louisiana a few years back, a coonass (not a racial term) asked me where I was from. I said Canada, he said "what state is that in". That conversation was over lol.
 
PeytonManning said:
Isn't Trudeau the guy on those packs of zigzag wrappers? I know those got taken off market, but can you get a hold of those? I'd like some piece of Canadian history. Hope it goes well for you guys at election time. Can't get any worse than it is for us. If I could sneak into Canada I'd be your neighbor!
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Hahahahjahahaha my god that was funny. He should be but no its not him.
Zigzags are from France and there faaar from off the shelves. Its all most people I know use. asbestos in the glue was one rumor I've heard.

Trudeau on the zigzag pack fuck I gotta tell my buddys that one. I'm still laughing at that one. I should quote that in my SIG, epic
 
There is 2 Trudeaus. Pierre and Justin. Pierre is his father was the priminister in the late 70s or early 80s. And he was a party animal. Everyone loved him, he loved pot. And drinking and hookers hahha. Was a good guy.
His son Justin is just a pot head I'm pretty sure. Hookers don't float now a days.
 
Stumped said:
Hahahahjahahaha my god that was funny. He should be but no its not him.
Zigzags are from France and there faaar from off the shelves. Its all most people I know use. asbestos in the glue was one rumor I've heard.

Trudeau on the zigzag pack fuck I gotta tell my buddys that one. I'm still laughing at that one. I should quote that in my SIG, epic
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No for real, some Canadian guy had to stop selling them because they had Trudeau's picture on them and it was considered illegal because they weren't trademarked. But he did sell them, or how else would an American like me know? I know it's not the guy on regular zigzag's lol.
 
And I know the weather there may not be as bad as they say, but NY compared to Seattle is apples and oranges. Seattle is 40 in winter, NY his the negatives like us. But I hear ya, people act like Canada is a crazy backwards country. Isn't it winter there all year, especially now? Lol!
 
PeytonManning said:
And I know the weather there may not be as bad as they say, but NY compared to Seattle is apples and oranges. Seattle is 40 in winter, NY his the negatives like us. But I hear ya, people act like Canada is a crazy backwards country. Isn't it winter there all year, especially now? Lol!
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Seattle was a bad comparison lol was trying to think northern west coast lol.

Oh yea eh. Cold as bajesus eh. My igloo is starting to melt ya hoser. Yea I'm out of Canadian jokes.
One thing I always laughed at. We named a dollar coin a Looney.... Wtf Canada. Then to top it off years later the 2 dollar coin, the toonie.... That ain't even a fucking word guys lol bah well smoke another joint and let's brainstorm the 5 dollar coin. One motherfucker says fooney is fired. Lol
 
My brother is in Canada, but he's the complete opposite of me. And he lives in Windsor cause it's as close as he could get to the US without being here. We don't talk much on account of him being a douche, but he's family nonetheless
 
Loonie, toonie, come on now. I see what you mean, Canada ain't helping them establish themselves as a superpower, but if they legalize private growing I'll be there next door to you. How is the money conversion nowadays? I just don't wanna worry about growing anymore and child support here is retarded. Literally retarded
 
Doushes usually end up in Ontario lol. Its the doushe capitol of Canada. No offence to Ontarians lol

Quebec is pretty doushy too, trying to seperate from Canada, hahahha OK boys have at it.... BTW that land your on is Canada, so go find some land now Hahahahah I hear Greenland is nice.... N cold. No offence Quebecers!
 
I haven't converted money lately or checked. But I think were within a dime of USA. We were over USA for awhile. Exchange don't kill us, its the general over pricing all over Canada lol u guys pay $10 for something that costs canadians $25.

Smokes are $13 a pack, 12 pack of beer is $25, gas... Don't get me started. $1.30/L ...... 3.87 L/Gal u do the math like 5 bux a gallon lol
 
I hear ya, that universal Healthcare comes with a cost. Unfortunately it comes at the cost of alcohol and tobacco. And don't apologize to those Quebec people, they chose to live there just like people in Alabama do lol. But i'll have to get your addy in case I make the move someday. It can't be that hard to sneak into Canada lol
 
And if you or wildjim want any movies or US TV shows, let me know. I have most action/comedy stoner movies and about 150 shows with every season and can burn them for ya. I got blank discs and usually only burn movies for my dad but I like you guys, so you make the exception
 
Stumped said:
Seattle was a bad comparison lol was trying to think northern west coast lol.

Oh yea eh. Cold as bajesus eh. My igloo is starting to melt ya hoser. Yea I'm out of Canadian jokes.
One thing I always laughed at. We named a dollar coin a Looney.... Wtf Canada. Then to top it off years later the 2 dollar coin, the toonie.... That ain't even a fucking word guys lol bah well smoke another joint and let's brainstorm the 5 dollar coin. One motherfucker says fooney is fired. Lol
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My sister dated this bloke from Canada and the only joke he ever told me was

When Canada got it's name how do you think my countrymen chose the first letter to start off with ?

C aye? N aye? D aye?
 
Growlow said:
My sister dated this bloke from Canada and the only joke he ever told me was

When Canada got it's name how do you think my countrymen chose the first letter to start off with ?

C aye? N aye? D aye?
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Niiiiiiice! For real though that's actually a good one. My sister in law is Canadian so now I got one in the pocket lol
 
PeytonManning said:
Niiiiiiice! For real though that's actually a good one. My sister in law is Canadian so now I got one in the pocket lol
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I serve the community humbly kind sir. It is my pleasure to have assisted you in teasing a loved one ;)
 
PeytonManning said:
She's a green bay Packers fan, so if you're American you know what that means, especially if you go by the name peyton manning lol
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I follow NFL closely. I used to play rugby at a high level in my late teens and early twenties so I have respect for NFL and any other contact sport. I can't stand it when people try to compare the two sports. It's day and night different. but I love both and understand both fully. Well most Cheddarheads I've met are pretty sensitive.. I hope she doesn't think it's too Cheesy, but how could she right? see what I did there ;)
 
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