wow will power is thy name. I'd stick my pickle in a rock pile if I thought a snake would bite it speaking of pickles, a man came home from his day at work at the pickle factory.when he walked through the door his wife had his supper ready. he sat down and they talked a bit. his wife asked if there was something rong? he replied"now that you mention it there is, I have had this urge to stick my thing into the pickle slicer". alarmed his wife told him that maybe he should get some help. he said"dont think I need all that its just crazy talk". well about 2 weeks later he came home from the pickle factory early. as soon as he steped through the door his wife knew something was rong then she asked why he was home early? he said "well I did it". she said "did what?" he told her "I stuck my thing in the pickle slicer". she screamed and asked what happened? he told her that he got fired. "no no"his wife said "what happened with the pickle slicer?" thats when he said " well she got fired too"
Perfect punchline! Never expected that one!