LMAO Cloning For Dummies

I told you I have so many tricks and techniques stuck in my head I could do this s*** for years and still not give away everything I know
 
It's messed up cuz this is the honest-to-god truth I am so connected to that black book that I even take it to church with me my pastor thought I was taking notes wrong kind of note huh I don't know what I would do if I ever lost this little book I keep calling a little book it's not so little
 
It's messed up cuz this is the honest-to-god truth I am so connected to that black book that I even take it to church with me my pastor thought I was taking notes wrong kind of note huh I don't know what I would do if I ever lost this little book I keep calling a little book it's not so little
Eeeerrrm, the black book you're supposed to take to church is reeeeeeaaaaally thick, it starts with genesis....
 
My black book it right day by day what is going on with each and every plant I have them on marked and numbered which means I can go back if something happens and pull every last one of them saving myself any problems seems hard but when you have a book that shows you everything you need to know right in front of your face if I get it wrong I am completely idiot LMAO my whole book is proverbs
 
When writing all that stuff down what makes it great is it gives you away to cut Corners if you see there something that doesn't need to be done and it keeps you from cutting corners and forgetting things that you are supposed to do you can always go back and check something if you are not sure this will allow you less mistakes in the end most people don't have a lot of people they can call and ask if they have questions about their plants a little black book can actually answer most of those questions for you it's just a matter of going back and reading through finding what you need this is the reason I never sent mine down I have never let anyone read it my wife has never read it she calls it my p*** LMAO
 
I even have things written in that book that are so light and color you actually have to go get a light so you can actually see what it says this way nobody can be reading over my shoulder I like to use different colors that way every time I changed articles or a change different subjects I know colors also work well for when you have multiple different strains each strain can be written in a certain color knowing that that is what it is these are just a few short cuts that I use
 
I read a great tip today: using coloured binder clips to identify strains you're growing.
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So, say you're growing a GDP, Lemon Haze etc you use purple, yellow etc on your pot rims. You could also use the clips to "anchor" pipe cleaners or whatever for LST.
It seems a fun idea, i just wanted to share with y'all.
 
At that point you're going to need to make sure you know what color goes on what plant and have each one numbered so you know which plant is which reason for this is some get started before others like I have at the moment five different Girl Scout cookies so I have them numbered 1 through 5 this allows me to go phenotype searching through them she's fine the one that I want out of all of them all five of them are female I have eradicated already and emails and any hermaphrodites and it won't be long before I start throwing them into flowering but I already have sex then but yes I love this idea the only thing that I like better about using tape is if something goes wrong I can go ahead and work it directly on the tape because the tape that I use is called paper tape so for instance if I go in there one day and I have aphids on only one plant I will mark this on its tag so I know this when I go to harvest it even though they're already gone I will still go through it but then again I have a lot of plants I think at the moment I'm at 41 different strains
 
Yeah, that's maybe too many colours of binder clip, i don't think they come in more than 12 colours.
I remember what i write down online & in my journal here, i always mislay the notebook i'm using, or my hands are too muddy to write with, or my mother goes through one of her cleaning manias & throws out all my notes & tags...
But with these super handy clips, you too could identify your strains at just one glance! Amazing! Dial 0900-RIP-OFF now!
 
As for things like my Greenhouse I have inside my Black Book A page in the back because they are all separated by different things depending on what they are about I have a map drawn down showing where each strain is and how many of them there were the piece of tape that I put on each of them I am work the day they go into flowering how long it is supposed to be for flowering height width when she went in any health issues that she may have had through her entire life including any kind of deficiencies not to mention they are all grouped together in categories just to give me a third step of not losing them the four step that I have taught myself to do I don't know that a lot of people can do it I can walk in and tell you which one are my plants which ones are not my plants and tell you which ones they are without looking at any tags I have a way of looking at the leaf and studying it over time with the strains and can identify just the slightest difference in my leaf of each strain beez0404 has tried to confuse me and played a game with showing me three pictures of his three adopted plants and even from where I'm at I could tell him which ones which through a picture

The reason for me going to this extent is it was about 8 years ago I was going through my clones putting stuff into veg and I noticed that I screwed up somewhere really really bad to make it worse it was one of the strains that I crossed my white Bubba Kush I went to go look for it and had only one clone made of it instead of my normal 40 this means I forgot somewhere in there to actually go and clone them so that in Tire one that I had I had to chop up into clones just to save it so I can have enough plants to run so now I go to very far lengths to ensure that this never happens to me again
 
I have all my plants numbered with notes regarding the current feeding schedule, how long in veg, how long in flower, date put into flowering, when were they topped, the date they broke ground, avg. time it takes the strain to flower, earliest expected harvest date. Pretty easy to keep up with when all I have is #1 and #2.....LOL
 
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