Konk's 1st Grow: ON Canada

[Konks Dirt Empire]

I have zero idea what’s tropical and what’s mainland there. While I think you might have 50 or 51 states, the only place I really know is Callabassa thanks to the Kardashians.

I‘m in Australia. It’s not legal here either.

Kardashians putting ass and Californian geography out all across the globe. Their contributions to society are endless. Wtf if up with Khloe contour... um, I mean never heard of them

Just image anyone with nice weather at this date by drawing a line across the globe about 2/3rds through the U.S.A just above the "Tropic of Cancer". Doesn't have to be too specific, below that line is probably hot enough and above is probably too cool. Aim to get the gist, never too detailed around here

Hope as you enter you the hot season it is not like last season (or last couple) with the horrible fires, Trala!

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

Mr. Empire is back to work and during a break in the weather I managed to back that biotch up tight! It wasn't pretty, but it is misty and I worked at it...so, who can walk me through a ratchet strap, ffs? I lift it gets tighter, I pushed and squeezed and am now sofa-king annoyed I don't want to lose a finger. I have been foiled by a ratchet strap ffs, anyone please lol

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• Konks Dirt Empire
• Oct 13, 2020

Done

 

[oldsmokey]

You better not laugh!!!! I get an email, I have a flip phone and for some reason my computer runs about 8 minutes slow!!!!
You laughed, I heard you!!! You laughed right out loud!!!!!
I have no idea why my computer runs 8 minutes slow, if I change it to the correct time it messes up other functions so...

Are you sure your not in the Twilight zone?

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

Mr. Empire called and explained I had to completely open the pieces (open the alligators mouth all the way open, he gets me). Now, I know. Also helps he said, cut the effing thing. Aww

Cold and misty day...

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• Konks Dirt Empire
• Oct 13, 2020

Mostly out of the drizzle

 

[greenjeans]

now sofa-king annoyed I don't want to lose a finger

Those things drive me crazzzeeee as well!!! Them and those stubborn "come alongs" - I can get then tight but then it's time to get out the chainsaw or exacto knife!!! I sometimes think that they are a "one time use" - everything you need to do to loosen seems backasswards to me!!

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

Those things drive me crazzzeeee as well!!! Them and those stubborn "come alongs" - I can get then tight but then it's time to get out the chainsaw or exacto knife!!! I sometimes think that they are a "one time use" - everything you need to do to loosen seems backasswards to me!!

I try to learn as I go. Last week I tried to pull the trailer like the hulk and now I am crying taking laundry out of the dryer and leaning on my fancy fulcrum, couldnt risk a finger injury ... Fool me once
Glad you encounter the same annoyances along the way!

 

[013]

so much good stuff for a deranged mind....

tropical part of US, out of respect for Southern something clever about a dangling participle
kardashians - say it with a rhyme.... those hoes?
Dallas Cowboys - is that the ones with a football bat?
ratchet straps ? Favorite form of bondage for $200 Alex
Full story on alligators mouth at tooth hurty.... here on KFUD

Your back yard Empire rocks Konks, all caught up - but dang this journal rolls fast

 

[Southerncough]

so much good stuff for a deranged mind....

tropical part of US, out of respect for Southern something clever about a dangling participle
kardashians - say it with a rhyme.... those hoes?
Dallas Cowboys - is that the ones with a football bat?
ratchet straps ? Favorite form of bondage for $200 Alex
Full story on alligators mouth at tooth hurty.... here on KFUD

Your back yard Empire rocks Konks, all caught up - but dang this journal rolls fast

We've definitely got gators! I live 5 minutes from the worlds largest swamp!

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

so much good stuff for a deranged mind....

tropical part of US, out of respect for Southern something clever about a dangling participle
kardashians - say it with a rhyme.... those hoes?
Dallas Cowboys - is that the ones with a football bat?
ratchet straps ? Favorite form of bondage for $200 Alex
Full story on alligators mouth at tooth hurty.... here on KFUD

Your back yard Empire rocks Konks, all caught up - but dang this journal rolls fast

^ looks like you got all of the talking points

 

[Trala]

Kardashians putting ass and Californian geography out all across the globe. Their contributions to society are endless. Wtf if up with Khloe contour... um, I mean never heard of them

Just image anyone with nice weather at this date by drawing a line across the globe about 2/3rds through the U.S.A just above the "Tropic of Cancer". Doesn't have to be too specific, below that line is probably hot enough and above is probably too cool. Aim to get the gist, never too detailed around here

Hope as you enter you the hot season it is not like last season (or last couple) with the horrible fires, Trala!

My dirtiest secret, well not my absolute dirtiest, but it’s in my Top 30... I fucking love the Kardashians! Omg IKR?! Bitch go easy on that contour! The cleavage contour! Imagine wearing white?! The inside of that shirt would look like your post rotting goat stall food poo!

We will burn. It’s Straya mate. It’s what we do. Actually we usually take turns, flood, flood, burn. I think we’re due a flood.

 

[Trala]

Mr. Empire is back to work and during a break in the weather I managed to back that biotch up tight! It wasn't pretty, but it is misty and I worked at it...so, who can walk me through a ratchet strap, ffs? I lift it gets tighter, I pushed and squeezed and am now sofa-king annoyed I don't want to lose a finger. I have been foiled by a ratchet strap ffs, anyone please lol

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• Konks Dirt Empire
• Oct 13, 2020

Done

You are my Canadian spirit animal

So I had a member basically say I was stupid coz I couldn’t work my timer out. It actually really hurt my feelings, so I pretended I read the instructions and could work it. It was a half truth, while I read the instructions, I didn’t understand a fucking word of them and I ripped them up in fury! So my man is convinced he can teach me, while calmly talking me through the steps on the phone, me nearly crying convinced I have some form of brain damage because I couldn’t work it.

OMG when that light turned on I literally jumped around. I loved him so much that day... lollinggg

 

[Trala]

so much good stuff for a deranged mind....

tropical part of US, out of respect for Southern something clever about a dangling participle
kardashians - say it with a rhyme.... those hoes?
Dallas Cowboys - is that the ones with a football bat?
ratchet straps ? Favorite form of bondage for $200 Alex
Full story on alligators mouth at tooth hurty.... here on KFUD

Your back yard Empire rocks Konks, all caught up - but dang this journal rolls fast

I need to get myself educated regarding the U S of A!

Hey! And you can say what you like about Dallas Cowboys, and tropical alligator ratchet bondage straps but you leave my Kardashians alone!

 

[Trala]

We've definitely got gators! I live 5 minutes from the worlds largest swamp!

We prefer to call it a bay-you.

Git dem gators

Swamp people FTW!

 

[DutchinAB]

“Choot em Jacob. Choot em!”

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

“Choot em Jacob. Choot em!”

Still like it marginally more than the moonshine guys

 

[DutchinAB]

Yep, it was entertaining for one season then it just became the same thing episode after episode. Is it even on anymore?

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

The inside of that shirt would look like your post rotting goat stall food poo!

We will burn. It’s Straya mate. It’s what we do. Actually we usually take turns, flood, flood, burn. I think we’re due a flood.

I gave it up around the time Kanye started influencing Kim's clothing, set my oppressive radar off. I see commercials and don't recognize Khloe contour at all. I never even thought of the coating of make up on a white shirt, gross!

Awful to anicipate such destruction on a regular basis!

And the bucket of goat slurry was served on a circle of bread, a roti. Not rotting, I maybe should have known not to eat out of a bucket, but I really was hungry!

You are my Canadian spirit animal

So I had a member basically say I was stupid coz I couldn’t work my timer out. It actually really hurt my feelings, so I pretended I read the instructions and could work it. It was a half truth, while I read the instructions, I didn’t understand a fucking word of them and I ripped them up in fury! So my man is convinced he can teach me, while calmly talking me through the steps on the phone, me nearly crying convinced I have some form of brain damage because I couldn’t work it.

OMG when that light turned on I literally jumped around. I loved him so much that day... lollinggg

That's not right... did you stand your ground, it is your journal!

I usually come up swinging but I know that frustration fury and it isn't a good place to be. So happy you got the help you needed and they're working now!

In an Australian spirit animal way, I tell my girlie to "take no $hit and do no harm".
@Trala, you are too warm and fun for someone to make you feel anything less, ever! Be your advocate, you matter!

 

[Konks Dirt Empire]

Yep, it was entertaining for one season then it just became the same thing episode after episode. Is it even on anymore?

Pickle or Tickle I avoid that one, they'll bring it out for a marathon lol

 

[Trala]

I gave it up around the time Kanye started influencing Kim's clothing, set my oppressive radar off. I see commercials and don't recognize Khloe contour at all. I never even thought of the coating of make up on a white shirt, gross!

Awful to anicipate such destruction on a regular basis!

And the bucket of goat slurry was served on a circle of bread, a roti. Not rotting, I maybe should have known not to eat out of a bucket, but I really was hungry!



That's not right... did you stand your ground, it is your journal!

I usually come up swinging but I know that frustration fury and it isn't a good place to be. So happy you got the help you needed and they're working now!

In an Australian spirit animal way, I tell my girlie to "take no $hit and do no harm".
@Trala, you are too warm and fun for someone to make you feel anything less, ever! Be your advocate, you matter!

Look if I was a decent human being I would have too. And OMG the awful looking shite he replaced it with!

Kayne:- I know exactly what women need. The fashion choices they want. The type of fabric that can take an every day camel toe and make it a moose knuckle. Trust me Kim. Throw away your clothes and let me style you...

Then Kim makes the monumental error and allows it! The ugly glasses, the puffer jacket, the boots, the strangled vagina, it hurts to even look at it!



As far as contour, they must have like a fondue pot of foundation that they just dip themselves in. But it’s my crack. I’m addicted.

You eating your goat slurry from a vendors bucket literally makes me clutch my pearls and I ain’t even wearing any! I am so glad it wasn’t rotting roti.

Tbh I am 100% my own advocate. Life has taught me to choose my battles wisely. I felt he tried to make me feel less than, so I pretended I was more than. Fake it till you make it and all that. I felt he wasn’t worth a battle. And even now I think I was right.

 

[Trala]

“Choot em Jacob. Choot em!”

Literally LOLLINGGGGGG!

“yeah choot em, choot em in da head, den choot em again. Jus keep chootin till they be dead...”