Konk's 1st Grow: ON Canada

Trala said:
Look if I was a decent human being I would have too. And OMG the awful looking shite he replaced it with!

Kayne:- I know exactly what women need. The fashion choices they want. The type of fabric that can take an every day camel toe and make it a moose knuckle. Trust me Kim. Throw away your clothes and let me style you...

Then Kim makes the monumental error and allows it! The ugly glasses, the puffer jacket, the boots, the strangled vagina, it hurts to even look at it!

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As far as contour, they must have like a fondue pot of foundation that they just dip themselves in. But it’s my crack. I’m addicted.

You eating your goat slurry from a vendors bucket literally makes me clutch my pearls and I ain’t even wearing any! I am so glad it wasn’t rotting roti.

Tbh I am 100% my own advocate. Life has taught me to choose my battles wisely. I felt he tried to make me feel less than, so I pretended I was more than. Fake it till you make it and all that. I felt he wasn’t worth a battle. And even now I think I was right.

:) :) :)
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Well, at least others see that style shift she underwent and your description nailed it. :laugh:

That roti story always brings back the searing cramps!

You know, I am going to take two lessons away from your tale. I strive to pick my battles and I will try to choose them more wisely and if you think those shorts are too camel-toey I should take them out of my rotation ;)
 
StRoostifer said:
Hiya Konk. Looks like the empire is thriving and your plants are doing great. How close are they getting to harvest?
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:ciao: Roosti, I think the 2 quarantine aholes are ready whenever I am. The weed wagon girls are 8 weeks tomorrow and plumping up, I think they could do more, at least comparing them to the vendor's pic.
Actually found jars today :cheer:and some accoutrements, but with my sore chest and kids in remote school it is staying in the car...they'll come looking for food soon and we will compromise. ;)
 
013 said:
You peeps are tripping me out....the iPad now has 3 fresh coats of spewed Coca Cola from laughing at your lovely brand of humor
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Good thing amazon has their sale going! :p:ganjamon:
 
StRoostifer said:
Oh wow Konk you’re close too! I think you and both will be happy with our harvests. :high-five:

Any plans to grow indoor?
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Thanks, hope so! I saw your pics :drool:

May try a lighting hack for a seeding set up to get a jump on a longer growing strain in spring, but seeing what fall has to offer I'm leaning towards autos... sort of looking forward to couching it and watching the yard activity.
 
Lol. Is that yard activity current or a vision of what’s to come? Beautiful either way! :love:
 
BooWho2 said:
Lol. Is that yard activity current or a vision of what’s to come? Beautiful either way! :love:
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It is a vision of what is coming. Tomorrow is just rain all day, today was so warm I collected a few more lady beetle bugs! That is a trough style feeder outside my kitchen window, I have some nice close-ups of the creatures from last year.
 
Couching it sounds like a nice plan! :cheesygrinsmiley:
 
StRoostifer said:
Your vision gives me the chills Konk! I’m not ready for that stuff yet :rofl:
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I am in no hurry for that, either! It is not uncommon for us to have snow on the pumpkins before Halloween, just enough to keep it miserable and kids in snowsuits over their costumes. I'm never ready for it, but I will enjoy the couching and the activity.
 
Konks Dirt Empire said:
I am in no hurry for that, either! It is not uncommon for us to have snow on the pumpkins before Halloween, just enough to keep it miserable and kids in snowsuits over their costumes. I'm never ready for it, but I will enjoy the couching and the activity.
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At least you know how to make the best of it. I go batshit crazy if I spend too much time inside so I’ll be bundling up this winter doing snow bongs in the garage waiting for spring. Not looking forward to tv time at all.
 
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