Hey hey it's Sunday.
Bloody Sunday.
So here's a
possibly life-changing
PROJECT 28 REPORT!
Your life I mean...mine won't change, heck, I wrote it.
"So much changes when you sober up." -Hyena
So that actually occurred and it gave me clarity. Let's get serious. I'm looking at a Queen mother that has an entire polyploid branch, is forming a lot of male bananas but only on three branches (including the polyploid branch), AND the pollen, if any, is coming very late in the game...is this worth contaminating my entire pristine lab for? Some long-shot crosses that, even if the seeds finish, will obviously contain lots of serious genetic flaws?
I play poker and I'm damn good at it...probably a top 20% player, maybe 10%. I know what chasing a weak hand feels like and this feels like that. This ain't happening.
I have spent perhaps 20 hours in the last 5 days reading everything I can find about plant genetics, at least everything I can understand, which admittedly isn't everything. But I'm not dumb and I see now my understanding and vision of plant breeding was embryonic at best. Now that I have more input from sources describing the specific breeding work required to isolate phenotypes and characteristics within them, and the selection techniques involved, and most of all the amazing number of generations required to stabilize a strain into the 90% threshold...
So for me to spend eight successive generations growing and selecting from hundreds of individuals every generation, which is what the real thing takes, well, that's almost the rest of my life so no. I'm in absolutely no position to do breeding correctly and it would be a waste of a non-contaminated lab too. The very best I could hope for here would be to create a handful of sketchy crosses. So, here's the pivot. I grabbed the scissors.
The Queen is a very interesting specimen. Along with multiple normal-appearing branches with big, sticky and very robust buds developing, she contains developing male flowers and an entire polyploid branch as well.
I don't want sketchy pollen, nor a pollen dump in here so I'm identifying and cutting of all signs of maleness. I chopped all the tiny sucker branches and the three mains that had the male clusters, there were many but strangely, all limited (as far as I can tell) to those three branches. So weird.
Big poly branch with as many as six fans coming off one node
Huge poly bud
Trimmed up a bit you can see the male poly-pollen pods...
The mad scientist in me wants to play with that pollen and see if it's the first 100% THC strain that also grows 25 feet tall...but the odds are that instead it would simply produce genetically confused, unreliable, less-than-desirable freaks and ain't nobody got time fo dat!
I learned how many THOUSANDS of individuals are required for even one real champion by professional standards to emerge, and the ideal traits from a variety are very hard to combine. My hat is totally off to Neville and Shantibaba and Herer the other handful of guys who spent their lives doing the painstaking (and risky) work to give the modern world the basic building blocks for virtually all the cannabis we grow. It is humbling to learn the history and unique genetic diversity of this amazing plant.
So the pollen thing is done, the male parts removed, the remainder of my shattered grow chugs on. The remaining 6 plants are all looking like this:
We will finish this grow and get on to the next phase:
Hyena's Grow House . It will be an unreality show about a guy who buys a house, then tries to grow 30 pounds of dank buds in one year. And thus pay for the house.
As a famous spokesgecko once said,
My thoughts exactly. More to come!
Peace, Hyena