Hyena's Never-Ending Adventures In Growing

Good stuff, enjoy the show, hopefully they get your package, ya never know what could happen. A guy here in st John's knew that Marcus stroman was in town (Jay's pitcher) he hung out on signal hill (tourists spot) till he seen him and got is autograph
 
PROJECT 28 REPORT!

Hey all...

It's Monday evening and I just got done with a seven-hour trip home from the great white North...

First, seeing Cheech and Chong was really fun! Okay, it was pretty much what I imagined it would be, them reminiscing, covering some of their record skits and musical bits, and I was right. Which was great, man! It was just amazing to see them both together (with emcee a very attractive gal who was Tommy's daughter) still obviously good friends and yucking it up big time. All the same high-school humor they did from the start...lots of jokes about defying authority, race, poop, gender, asses, boogers and pussy. Seriously funny to see these two guys roughly 80 years old still doing the exact same bits and themes and it seemed totally appropriate I was finally seeing them live in a state that had just legalized marijuana. I thought about lighting up during the packed performance but nobody else was so I held off, then found out it's still six more days or something before the law kicks in. Whut? It would have been a special badge of honor to be arrested for public pot smoking at a Cheech and Chong show but my wife was with me so no go. A few times I did quietly crack my film canister full of some frosty just to put the smell in the air and see what happened and I got a kick out of seeing people looking all around hopefully for three rows around us...

Before the show I dropped off a package for them and I was assured by the manager they got it. Unless they would throw an eight-inch bud away, I trust they are smoking a blunt of my weed. Cool. Still smokin'. Here's to Cheech and Chong.

Three days went fast. And apparently they went even faster in the secret grow lab...


AN EXPLOSION. I cracked the hatch and WHAM, the first big whack of FRAGRANCE hits me in the nose! Yes. Ohhhhh, yesssss. Lights were out and I just stood there in the darkness smelling the wonderful smell. As my eyes got used to the dark I suddenly noticed the grow was BIGGER. I turned on a light and HOLY crap, this is what I saw. While I was away for the weekend, my girls GREW UP!

Side view:


I can basically not even see the scrog anymore, everything is suddenly over a foot above it anyway. Sure glad now I worked like a Keebler elf to get it out to the edges fast as I could because this burst of growth makes scrogging a moot point from here...we're going upwards and fast.

So tomorrow we flip to 12/12!

I'm already scared what I'm going to end up with, mass-wise. Gonna be tall, like a freaking forest because some of my previous ones have stretched three or four feet!

Tomorrow I will mix the magic spray and pull the Queen out, and spray her. Very excited. Playing God and rediricting the very laws of Mother Nature should be fun. I scoff at the laws of the universe. Except gravity.

Going up North did get me hot for the cold...I love to snowmobile and this year is looking better than the past few much earlier. I love to ride fast on snow. But snow has many uses especially now that Michigan has legalized weed...


Only problem, you can't say "Pass the bong". :D Well, you can say it I suppose.

Peace, Hyena
 
I feel now that I know what your voice sounds like, your stories are funnier with an accent. Lol

I'm really a Rastafarian from Sweden...the Aussie accent is just to throw off the fuzz.


Peace, Hyena
 
Of course I don't pay attention to this thread for a week and I miss you coming into/through my neck of the woods. Haha glad to hear they got your gift. Like you said that's just cool on a whole different level. Well done.
 
Howdy! Hump day!


Time for a really cool

PROJECT 28 REPORT!

Wellllllll.....today's the day! The day I take my beautiful, perfect Queen Wrong Way the First and turn her into a GUY!

I got up early and had my share of strong coffee, then with a fatty dangling from my lips, prepared for the operation to persuade a female cannabis plant to produce male flowers. The order of things is to carefully mix up the Sodium Thiosulfate solution, remove and isolate the target plant, spray it down, then dry it off and return it to the grow. Then flip to 12/12 and that's that! So simple a caveman could do it, right?

I got all the vessels and mysterious powdered chemicals together and set about my work. Sodium Thiosulfate and Silver Nitrate are both mixed into distilled water in precise measures, then those two solutions are carefully mixed. Finally a small amount of the stock solution is diluted 9:1 and voila! you have the magic fluid that will put balls on a heifer!

The way this works is: Silver in a particular solution and concentration, when topically applied to cannabis tissue, inhibits the production of a certain gas which is necessary to stimulate the production of female blossoms. Without it, male flowers appear instead. Plant biology, cannabis in particular, is amazing...a 3-D living collection of simple elements undergoing complex chemical processes ending in us getting high. I may have skipped a step or two but you get the point...pot is awesome.

Okay I'm really high so let me remember what I was saying. I pulled the Queen out of the grow room into the cold main attic.


She's so pretty but she seemed a little scared. I tried to reassure her it was going to be okay and nobody was going to hurt her, then remembered I was talking to a plant. Ironically I am chatting with a vegetative life form while high from smoking her mother. The shit is good. :kiss:

I carefully sprayed the entire plant until it was dripping. Careful attention to every node but one good soaking is all that is needed according to the best guidance from experienced fellow growers.

I let her dry for awhile then returned her to her place.


Back home among her sisters.


Timer changed to 12/12. Always an exciting moment! And with this grow going nuts not a minute too soon...I'm determined to have maximum seed production so I anticipate big verticality issues but dat okay...mo seeds mo seeds! I can hardly see a seed project being worth much financially unless I can put 2,000 packs out there minimum. That would require over 10,000 fat healthy Blue Hyena seeds. I have zero clue how many seeds I can make in one run. 2,000? 25,000? We shall see but first we need pollen.

So she's back in place and the lights are flipped. Big day indeed.


With all that done, the timing should work out well. It should be 30-35 days until I have pollen pods bursting, exactly perfect timing for massive pollination during the following week. We will leave for Christmas in Michigan the day after Christmas, and be there for 4-5 days. I will likely move her into the smaller nursery chamber right before we leave in case a pod bursts early. Then after fertilizing the main room it will be about 7-8 weeks maximum until I have a zillion seeds. I hope.

So have a great week but don't smoke pot...

You've been warned.. :oops:

Peace, Hyena
 
I love the way you explained how to make seeds :hugs:
I enjoyed reading it, it gave me good mental pictures too..
And those lungs you posted..did you eat them after the shot ;)
THAT IS TRUE THOUGH
 
G'day Mates!

Time for the next

PROJECT 28 UPDATE!

Okay I pried open the door to the super-secret Hyena grow lab (that only a few thousand people know about ;)) wondering if I would see a shriveled, destroyed Queen Wrong Way...nope! The thorough soaking with mysterious magical STS didn't seem to even get her to notice.


Front row center, there she is as perky as ever. I expect some yellowing of the fan leaves for a couple weeks then a recovery of all but the oldest ones based on the experience of others.

Everybody is perky. This mass is going crazy...growth is almost an inch a day now and I have to just stand out of the way and let it rip I guess. I know in a couple months this will be the frostiest place outside Antarctica...and I can't wait! I have maxed out the branches and budding sites are in the hundreds. The next three weeks will produce amazing vertical stretch from my experience...hope we can contain it. I imagine there will be a lot of supercropping going on before we're done.

Usually all the work is done at this point, but the major challenges of this grow are yet to come. Sill have to see if this treatment will have the desired effect as some smaller number of cannabis strains have shown resistance to being reversed. Most are willing but Blue Hyena is a fiery filly...if everything goes right we will have pollen...then loads of blossoms...then zillions of fat seeds...that's the plan anyway.

I hope she doesn't turn out to be untamable. Like a girlfriend I once had...

I feel like combining weed with a sexual reference is an even higher form of humor. Have a great day!

Peace, Hyena
 
Still amazed at the growth explosion HM. They are looking crazy healthy. Are you spraying STS every day now?
 
Still amazed at the growth explosion HM. They are looking crazy healthy. Are you spraying STS every day now?

No, probably only once. I'm not sure multiple applications are necessary...from the research I have done. Just one very thorough soaking. We'll see, eh?

The worst problem that could happen is it doesn't reverse, and I'm just stuck with a huge room full of buds. Okay with me.

Stay tuned. Peace, Hyena
 
Worst case scenario isn't bad!! I followed Nismo's journal when he used STS. I copied his procedure of spraying twice in one day, one day a week for 3 weeks. However it didn't work. I don't know if Nismo's worked out. Cant remember. I'd like to see it work, so I can try with confidence. I'll stay tuned!

Yeah, worst case scenario - your ladies are growing at an amazing pace. Beautiful lab!
 
Saturday in the park...you'd think it was the Fourth of July...

Just listening to some old Chicago and thinking about Summer. It's 23 degrees F. Just gettin' high and dreaming about warmth...but since it's Saturday, here's the next

PROJECT 28 REPORT!

At least it's Summer inside the secret attic grow lab...72 degrees and sunny!


It's been almost 36 hours since I flipped the grow to 12/12...and still no flowers. Patience is not my strong suit. :p

Overall, the right side is noticeably taller than the left, even though the left started six inches higher at the start...plus, the lighting is better on the left so what gives?

In the beginning, I selected eight large and four small seeds from the 50-odd I had. I wanted to maybe see some correlation between seed size and plant size. Obviously it isn't definitive science but it's interesting to try to observe something since this is the first grow I have ever done using all plants of the same variety. I put the smalls in the front buckets. The middle one never germinated, and the one on the right front is a beast. The two in the front left are smaller, there's no doubt it's a slight variant. Both small seeds.

BUT, the one in the back-left is ALSO lower and wider...obviously the same variant as the front two...yet came from a big seed. So the conclusion is...not conclusive.

So now I'm wondering if I should isolate the taller-varietal seeds from the shorter-varietal seeds...or accept some pheno differences if the plants all perform similarly in final bud quality and quantity. leaning towards B since I think almost all seeds you buy contain different phenos, it's kind of just Nature's way, you know? If these plants all perform like I think they will nobody will care that some grow a little taller than others. These variences are certainly no problem in my grow which I think is fairly representative of small home grows. It might be a good thing for grows like mine where you can move plants around, stack things most effectively for your lighting, who knows..

I just took a moment...it's like a field of dreams...


Okay a tiny field, but five minutes in there made me feel transported back to June as closed my eyes and inhaled the fragrant canna-scented air, my two remaining hairs blowing in the gentle breeze. It's soooo cool, I literally step from a 30 degree attic into paradise. Only the strength of two Hyenas keeps me from grabbing the latest issue of Cigar Aficianado, a six-pack and a lounger and spending all weekend in here.

Regarding the target reversal plant, I am considering one more spray-down of the Queen as a security measure, maybe Monday. I'm not doing it daily because I really want to see if limited, thorough application is sufficient to produce the result, as I have a suspicion that a lot of failures may be related to over-application...but I think one more spray will be a fair compromise.

She looks just peachy with no noticeable effects from the drenching:


So we now wait.

It's this time in early Winter when I have to watch my consumption, not just of weed, but food, drinking, sweets...all that stuff. The next four weeks there's nothing but opportunity to get fat and I'm already fat enough. And weed definitely makes me think it's a good decision to eat almost anything.

So I have to rein it in through New Years...


Might do it.

Peace, Hyena
 
Great update! Love your sense of humor.
 
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