Hyena's Never-Ending Adventures In Growing

Here it comes...

The FINAL FINAL PROJECT 26 UPDATE!

It is finished.

During the past three days I have spent over 20 hours chopping and hacking my way through this grow...and what a delightful (through tedious as holy hell) experience it was! My fingers are aching after so many hours painstakingly snipping tiny leaves.

After the three Amnesias produced a bounty of beautiful buds, I would have been happy with that alone. Then, as I worked through the Blueberry and realized how many tight, colorful amazingly fragrant nugs they had produced, I was in heaven.

Little did I know the best was YET TO COME.

Next up were the two Jack Herers. Once I hacked everything in front of them down, I was very impressed with how many fatties the Herers had, especially the one on the right. Here's a shot of the plant:

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These 2 girls have been a hidden bounty in the back row and I had no idea they were this robust. Big frosty colas with a great smell.

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The two Herers produced a heap of beautiful fat branches covered with stickiness. Handling these buds even with nitrile gloves leaves your hands coated in no time...soon they're so sticky you have to change them. I went through nine pairs during the entire trimming process.

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There's that Bic lighter again, I put one in every shot because I just have to give some reference to how huge these things are. I feel like a decent grower but my expectations have frankly been far exceeded on this grow. I never remember thinking "shit will this ever end?" during trimming until this time around. By the time I got all this hung I was actually sick of the smell of fresh pot. What a paradigm shift. :surrender:

But amazingly, the best was still to come...

Let me show you the prize pig at the fair, my friends. My own humble blend, the clear winner...it's BLUE HYENA!

Here she is:

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As the Bic clearly shows, this plant was big and solid as a ROCK!

It produced a dozen or so amazing colas and a load of sticky trim. Here's just one:

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Grab a napkin...you're drooling.



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Along with the fruity and intoxicating fragrance of the elusive Hyena, the sticky factor is off the charts. By FAR the stickiest of all the varieties, one big plus in my book. Colas are TIGHT, this pheno is a winner. Check out the haul of mains from her:


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The CHALICE bud was first, I picked her up reverently and examined the unique structure and strange beauty...then started slashing.

This is THE CHALICE in all her magnificence:

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Cheers!

Look at the density...this mostly-sativa variety is as heavy as if it was made of solid wood.


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She will be a special-occasion bud for sure!

Hours and hours of mind-numbing tedium and suddenly I looked up and...it was done.

I am not sure this photo can truly show the amount of frosty branches I ended up with but front to back this space is five feet, there are ten rows of colas.

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I have no idea how much this will all dry down to but my guess is all objectives have been achieved.

Oh hell yeah!

Finally the smoke clears and I look at the ruined wasteland that was so recently a pristine national park.

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The smell is fading, the floor is covered with scraps and dead leaves, and all that remains is the tedious chore of ripping out these pots and reconditioning the room.

The amazing thickness of the main stems and hugeness of the root balls were the result of two plants per pot in six of the pots. The reason I used two seeds in most plugs originally was I was just sticking dry seeds into rooter plugs, no sprouting, nothing, so I wanted to maximize the chances of having a plant in every pot from the start...I never thought 15 out of 17 would pop and I would actually have to pluck a few. One of the objectives of this grow was to see if a under-three-gallon grow container can sustain two almost-five-foot plants and the results are clear. I will definitely plant two seeds per pot from now on, at least in the middle and back row where the overall light intensity is greatest.

I have found the front three pots will never produce plants as ferocious as the middle and back but they are nevertheless good for a certain amount, just not going to sustain a double planting. Always trying to dial things in a bit more, one little detail at a time.

I'll have to completely empty and recondition the pots from scratch this time which is fine. It gives me time to consider changes to the room and execute them. I think I'll add a supplemental light bank on the right side since the left side did so well with one. I will take out the remaining 400W HID fixture and install another GROWSTAR GS1000 LED which I purchased awhile ago. I will miss the HPS light intensity but I'm satisfied that the LED does the job.

This will be my first all-LED grow so that's exciting. But what to grow?

I am tempted to run all Blue Hyenas since that plant just IMHO kicked butt head-to-head against Amnesia, Blueberry and Jack Herer. But I have enough of it to smoke all my life and still leave some to my kids so I'll probably open the prodigious Hyena seed vault and pick some new flavors. Later today I'll see what looks exciting and maybe throw some choices out there for your opinion.

Until then, thanks again for following along on this rambling ride through the weeds. The end of PROJECT 26 simply means the beginning of PROJECT 27. I don't know what it will be but I promise it will be fun. I sincerely hope all my writings, musings and photographs have at least entertained and at best helped here and there. I hope so because I would hate to think I spend so many hours smoking pot and tapping out so many random and often ridiculous thoughts for nothing. :nomo:

Seriously, at this point a lot of fine folks stop by regularly and I appreciate you all. Stay tuned for an even better run, okay?

Peace, Hyena
 
Congrats on a wonderful Harvest! And Happy Birthday as well. Early January is a good birthday time. Mine is today :) Harvest/Birthday reps comin' at cha.

THANKS Mouser...I really appreciate you. On my birthday someone asked me, "Are you one year older, or one year better?" I just said, "Yes!"

How ya gotta think. Happy B-day. On we roll!

Peace, Hyena
 
What a fantastic ending to another great chapter!! I swear right when you think the story of the secret attic will hit a climax it jus opens the door to whats gonna happen next!! Great Haul!! And man that Blue Hyena is bueatiful!!
 
So how did you get all that time in the lab to do all that trimming. Did you send the wife to a weekend spa or what?

Well...the garage has been stinking like a pile of skunks for the past 2 weeks, the ridiculous smell completely overwhelming the 30-pound brand-new carbon filter and beefy exhaust fan, and even my daughter has brought it up multiple times. Shit. The real problem is it's ZERO DEGREES outside for the past three weeks and I have had to turn the exhaust fan way down to maintain even mid-60s heat level in there while they finished. It resulted in an unavoidable backflow of scent.

So the other night they both bring it up at dinner. I felt shaky.

Now, I have for some reason been catching mice in our attic for the past year plus, probably a couple per month most months. There's nothing to eat up there and God knows how mice get in a third-floor attic in a modern all-brick-exterior house. They have never been inside my grow room, and we have never had one anywhere in our house but the little fuckers are magically in the attic. My wife and daughter have seen many of the bodies and it's given me reasonable cover to be up there many times.

So, I told them we had skunks in the attic. Shit! I just blurted out the first thing I thought of, and when they both didn't crack up I realized I had to go with it.

I gave a lengthy explanation how they had got in, way up there, and started to make a home and that I could get rid of the smell now that they are gone. I was in my third and final day of trimming so I know once everything hangs I can turn up the exhaust fan again and the smell will be gone. I explained I had spent the past three days scrubbing and deodorizing the areas which were very inaccessible.

"That makes sense" said my daughter, and went back to eating. I was afraid to look at my wife but when I did I found her looking right at me with a Mona Lisa expression.

There was a very awkward pause. "Thanks, Honey" is all she said.

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Sure enough, the next day the garage was absolutely smell-free. No further mention of any of it.

My wife is not stupid. She's a major executive with a major company. The likelihood of her actually believing there was suddenly a pack of ground-dwelling mammals in our attic seems low to me, yet she seems fine. I just don't know if she's just naive enough to buy my tale, or just smart enough to keep pretending she doesn't know why I spend several hours a week up there. I can't imagine she wouldn't say something, or have a problem with it, or even confront me and say she wants to see it if she really knew. But if I was her I would have to be a retard not to figure out 2+2 = reefer farm in the attic.

So who knows....yikes.

I am resigned to the inevitability of the day that I have to reveal all and deal with the fallout. I thought we were there but I guess not. Until then, I will just slog on with chin up. Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way...and I speak English.

Just what every stoner needs...another thing to be paranoid about. :yikes:

Peace, Hyena
 
Quick post:

Been sampling a bud from the grow, I picked it a week before everything else came down.

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It's fantastic. Frosty, stinky, gets you totally high, as good as a buzz can be.

Nothing like fresh. :circle-of-love:

Peace, Hyena
 
say there hm. nice run hoss. looks like a quality and quantity run from my view. thanks for keeping the journal...good stuff...really good. c'ya
 
High HM,

Great story! Getting better than "Days of our Lives", lol.

I'm always glad when the bud is drying and the trimming is done. You must be. Just the satisfied feeling to have a decent stash is worth pursuing.

So, are you going to wait until spring to start another grow? This cold must cause an expensive to maintain growroom. Looking forward to the next chapters.

Btw, great looking cola's all over your growroom!
 
WELCOME to the first installment of PROJECT 27!

As many of you certainly know, growing weed is easy...growing really good weed is hard. I have now run five grows in my little attic laboratory since I built it a couple years ago. I've had some real successes, and some failures. But from each grow I have learned to do this a little better.

With the overall success of PROJECT 26, I'm very stoked to try to out-grow even that effort with the next run. The final smoke and weight report for PROJECT 26 will probably be posted in a few weeks as everything is hanging and drying nicely up there. It's been nice to have a few day's break between projects to look at what was learned, make improvements, and sift through all the choices in the Hyena seedbank. I really did improve my general growing knowledge and refined a few techniques this time around. It was fun to grow some famous strains too. I now see why Amnesia Haze, Blueberry, and Jack Herer are so popular. I got literally piles of buds from them and they were all relatively easy to grow.

If I sold weed I'd probably be growing different stuff, probably faster-growing, high-yielding commercial strains, but I don't so I can pick anything and concentrate on the kind of high I like instead. I have certainly learned that Sativa and Indica are two different things in so many ways! The higher yields and tighter buds of the Indicas are tempting for the grower but the Indica buzz isn't the kind I like. That's why I have spent most of my time growing Sativa-dominant herb.

So this time I'm going to try a better usage of my grow space if possible...maybe do it a little more like a pro grower. The flowering times of my selections range from an amazingly fast 6-7 weeks to 9-10. I like the idea of growing a bunch of varieties with different maturation times, planting them strategically so the fastest-flowering varieties are in front and then be able to harvest over three or four weeks or so, starting with the earliest finishers in front and working to the back.

This idea lends itself to some experimentation. I will try maximum varieties and some different things.

The strains:

1) BIG NUGS FAST feminized from Seedsman. Big Nugs Fast is claimed to be very high-yielding and they say it flowers in 6 weeks. I'll believe that when I see it but for now let's assume they are truthful. I will grow six plants,

2) CRITICAL PLUS also from Seedsman. Another variety that's supposed to finish fast. I will mix two of those with the Big Nugs Fast across the front and both sides.

3) WHITE WIDOW, SOUR JACK, AND LIBERTY HAZE all finish in about ten weeks so these will make up the back row and we will chop them last. Three famous strains and all fantastic.

Finally...a new Hyena strain! It's from a grow a year ago I think it was PROJECT 24, anyway I crossed a PLUSHBERRY with a CHEESEBERRY to get a HYENA BERRY! I got about 25 seeds and both parents were fem so I will put three seeds in the center bucket and keep the best two if all three sprout. And we will see what happens!

Here's a chart of my next layout:


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1 WHITE WIDOW
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2 SOUR JACK
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1 LIBERTY HAZE
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2 BIG NUGS FAST

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2 HYENA BERRY
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2 BIG NUGS FAST
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1 BIG NUGS FAST
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1 BIG NUGS FAST
1 CRITICAL PLUS
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1 CRITICAL PLUS

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I can plant a single plant in the four corner pots because by now I know those areas produce secondary-level yields compared to the center. The five other buckets can easily sustain two plants each, we just proved that.

So that's the plan.

I am working through the reconditioning of the entire room and went to run water up there today and couldn't...temps are so cold even my water lines are frozen. We are expecting a nice warm up this week, it will be sunny and reach temps in the upper 40s over the next four days so things will be okay. By week's end I hope to have everything like new, the recent harvest dried and jarred, and the new kids going in the ground.

This is a lot of work for a hobby.

Let me leave you with this...

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Yes, I can relate.

Peace, Hyena
 
Sweet. Maybe you should install a Skunk Deterrent Modulator. Wouldnt want another family moving in lol. I am so lucky the strains I have going arent throwing out the funk. My wife would lose it.

I cant wait to see what kind of juggernaut you grow out of those heavy strains! Curious about that hyena berry too. Should be a fun one. Good luck.
 
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