GrizzWalds - Aussie Indoor/Outdoor - Choose Your Own Adventure

GrizzWald said:
Man black thumbs will be wrapt to see you, was only asking about you couple weeks ago..
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Took me awhile to realize he changed his name haha

Heirloom youd love to hear the words aussies use when getting real passionate like over a game of AFL or even just beers at a pub haha a whole different version of the english language haha
 
I knew you wouldn't know his name :rofl: it just cracks me up for some reason. It's an awesome name..
 
Bapple come up with an idea for the long drives with the daughter, map navigator.. I just wanted to say what a successful idea that was.. A big thank you.. So when we got home, paper and pens come out, map drawing begins.. She's drawn a map to find her slippers. All things in the lounge are listed to go to till you hit the slippers, couch, fire, TV, pool table..Except halfway through there's a surfboard.. "What's this" I said "surfboards"... " but we don't have surfboards in the lounge room".. " dad it's called your imagination..you allowed to use it darl" wtf.. Just wanted to squeeze her so tight. She cracks me up.. I'm still laughing about it..
 
GrizzWald said:
Non eventful on the ladybirds. I had to find them or explain to them what they were etc.. ordering was an issue, I wasn't in the mood to hang around and do somebody's job. Got some organic pest oil spray, with what I got and doing I'm not to worried about them now.. All the suggestions I've received have put my mind and plants root system at ease..
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I'm with you cuz, why we gotta do everybody's damn job for 'em now days! If i'm in one of our big box stores and can't get some help, I just light up a cig and they come a running! My Mom freaked out last year we need something off a high shelf and I lit one up here they come, sir you can't smoke in here, I'll put it out if you get that wheelbarrow tire from up there down for me. Momma knows I ain't right!

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:rofl::rofl: your my kinda dude captain..
 
no need to change what we call them, it's like your hanging it on them anyway by calling them kiwi's, have you seen a kiwi? they have a tendancy to bed sheep that may get a mention :rofl:
 
Heirloom said:
My last post in my journal has links to off topic threads that I'm in. But I check in here on your journal every time I'm on too. So, I'm hanging right here, bro. Watching you blokes chatter in funny ways with funny words. It's a learning experience. I like being forced to find out what things like "what do you do for a crust" means. Pizza crust?? No, no....a job, so you can afford....bread...or something. And WTH Bunnings is. LOL. Love it. I've always been enamored with Australia.
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I went to America about 15 years ago; Boulder, Colorado. Had a friend from high school lived there.
Anyway; no-one could understand I word I said! Was hilarious and frustrating; ordering pizza on the phone, for example.. Once I explained to one pizza guy I had a voucher for 2 pizzas. He heard me say "VOW_CHAR" and little else. Took me a full 2 minutes before I realised and said COUPON!
Another guy at a petrol service station (servo) when I asked for a "pay-phone" heard me say "pie-phane" for some reason. That took a while to sort out as well, til I pointed to his phone; he went "AAAAHHHHHHHH!!! PAY PHONE!!!!!!!" Doesn't help that I talk fast..!
Had a blast tho'; everyone loved me cos was just after the Sydney Olympics (shit! almost 16 years ago)...
 
Yeah Kiwis are Kiwis. Except when They're Russel Crowe. Then they're conveniently Aussies.. Bet you'll never see him wear a Wallabies jumper though... Cos he's a KIWI!!
South Africans are Saffas, Americans are Yanks or Seppos; any creed of Asian is Asian, English are Poms, everyone else is a wog. But you're not sposed to say wog any more. Unless you are a wog. Then you call yourself that all the time... I see it on licence plates and sign writing.. Strange PC world we live in..
 
I have a mate that lives in Boulder Colorado, I met him in high school, that's strange... He was an American exchange student, still, that's bizarre..
 
Your laughing at us or with us canna? Both :rofl:
 
I'm so stupid with that stuff Santb, I would have said voucher about ten times, each time getting louder and slower to help them understand :rofl::rofl: bloke I used to work for, whenever we'd do an Asians house, he'd start talking to them in an Asian accent. Man that used to make me laugh, he was serious, thought it'd help the language barrier.. Nah dude, you sound like an Aussie trying to sound Asian, you twat.. :rofl::rofl:
 
Yeah lol I work with a few Canadians and a few yanks lol they aways say slow down . I'm like I Am talking slow . If they think we are hard to understand try the Irish or when one is drunk


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hahahahaha asian accent my mum does that when she speaks to the nips hahaha,the asians look at me no language even needed ,thier eyes say to me " is this lady crazy?" , i peer back and with only a look my eyes say ,batshit! hahahahahahaha
 
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Welsh and Scottish are the hardest. Esp. Welsh. When they're pissed it's just gibberish to me!
 
Kushtie might chime in being Scottish.. Billy Connelly had a skit about not being able to understand some Scotts, lol
 
Only ppl I don't like are Germans . Was at Byron bay one night drinking at the top pub . Was out in the beer garden have a cig on those real long Picnic tables .german asked for a lite only had matches slid them down the table he lit his smoke and put the match in the box and set the whole match box on fire . Was like f u rude cu#t leaped over the table and beat him down when ppl pulled me off him I said no wonder you f$cks lost the war lol mates said to me where did that come from


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