I know you were kidding,but I do hope one day well get to burn one and shoot the shit.
Don't think the old lady would mind.She know's how we roll.
I have also been thinking a bit about how heavy the light is and you being able to hang it your self.
I had a 400 watt light with built in ballast and it was heavy as shit also so what I did was this.
You'll need ratchet type hanger's to do it but simply just sit light on something to get it off the ground right under where your hanging it.Hook the ratchet strap's to the top of your tent.Most of the ratchet hanger's have pretty long rope's so the other end(the ratchet and hook end) should reach the bottom of you tent.So now you have your light sitting on something(a chair would work) a few above the ground and your ratchet hanging and ready to hook to the light.Now just hook each side and then slowly raise each side ,one at a time.It will lock in place for you and there will be no need to try and hold and hook that big ole light.
Oh and Love ya too D.
Great suggestion J6.....this is probably the way we should all do it to ensure we dont drop our lights trying to hook it up