DD Stable Of Impermanence

[Smeegol]

Remember the guy in my town with corona well he's my barber, and he's been charged with attempted murder due to knowingly coming into contact with 30 odd customers at his barber shop and this weekend past he attended a religious gathering/ceremony with a lot more than 30 people in attendance, and we only found out on Tuesday he was positive.

We've been on total lockdown since midnight last night but listening to all the traffic round the neighborhood it sounds like a normal day and folk are walking in the street and you can hear them talking and laughing....

Scary times ahead...

 

[DonkeyDick]

Scary times ahead...

Scary times are here now, homie. That is a messed up story from Ladysmith today.
Stay home. Stay safe. Stay safe, homes.

you're really dialing the feel for dispensing the right amount of MC to the plants

Thanks for your kind words mate. I have hardly anything to do with judging a dose. A little, but hardly much.
The SaugaDose® Chart is top left, beside @Hyena Merica ’s calendar.

Easy peasy. Thanks again @MrSauga! (And you, HM!)

Keep safe, everyone. This is getting real, fast.

 

[Hyena Merica]

Relax, guys, this virus only kills really, really old people with a year or less to live anyway. And let's be honest, who likes most of them? The net effect of Corona virus a year from now will simply be a few more kids can play on a few more lawns without getting yelled at...

Darwin. Gotta thin the herd.

Peace, Hyena

 

[MrSauga]

The SaugaDose® Chart

lol, sweet!

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

I remembered!
Hulklato on the left, Critical Purple Kush on the right..

So we can see the Hulklato definitely filling in and putting on some girth compared to her stable mate, who’s also grown a bit. She’s just got her own pace.
And she’s getting funky.

Hee-haw!

Hey..

When Gollum is wishing us well we know middle earth has fallen on interesting times.
You were recognised in Berlin the other day, Smeegol. You need your Mr Potato Head glasses and moustache to maintain discretion.

Schatz means Precious over there. Too funny.
Yes, be safe everybody!

hahahaha. love your sense of humour mate. so my brother from another mother.lol
I have to be honest and say this lockdown is brilliant. To hear all the families on our row at home together ( even the parental "stop screaming you noisy twat !!!" ) is something I have never experienced in my lifetime.

The gelato is doing wonders in the garden. very shaggy budlets like the Hulkberry but thick pistils like gelato. I think she may take you a full 11 on flower to tighten those buds. deffo genetic trait. Am curious to see how the extremely tight GZ buds and gelato form now. soon find out with FGS. tempted to let her veg till I see some bract hairs of her sex. I have a feeling the fastbuds testers wont allow that though.lol. There becoming beasties before the stretch !!!. Fingers crossed on getting the mrs onboard too. love the idea of your mini seedbank and genetic haven for the worlds strains. Safest country in a nuke war ,not to mention those scary warriors when needed . fuck that !!!!! A bowler hat and umbrella would be no match !!!.
Seeing how fast you have developed your growing and farm is brilliant to see DD. hopefully full of many different beneficial meds and fun times. huge positives your way mate.

 

[HashFart]

Man! I’m having my donkey doubts. I am all thumbs even as I’m telling this to you.
I’ve tried music, sweet music.
I’ve pretended to listen with an interested look on my face.
Offered her chocolates.
Even tried some poetry.
Said she’d get to know a tree
Told her she was pretty.
Tried tickling.
All my whispering sweet nothings is giving me just that back.
I can not get this girl to open up for me

She’s 4 or 5 days up and she looks like she finished before me. Chalk that one up.
No sign of node one yet.

Might have to go back to the bean bag.
Luckily, found the floor on the veg tent and there’s a ton of space to fill.

That is a piddly 40W light so I’ll be surprised if the shelf puts the clones too close it. I can hang a shade cloth if I have to I guess.
I cut up some old conveyer belt material (10mm of rubber with a fibre back) and installed it under the tent to keep it off the concrete.
Up-potted the curly-wurly CPK (1.1 btw) too. She may yet be put to clones and biffed as new growth doesn’t seem to be improved. And the Isabelle Purple cuts aten’t dead yet (as Granny Weatherwax would say) so it bodes well for cuts of CPK1.1 if it comes to it.

Anyone sneezes in to a handkerchief then asks you ‘does this smell like corona virus to you?’ do what I did and tell them that’s in very poor taste.

Stay safe.

Nice looking colas my long hung beauty , as for the one not opening did you try flicking the bean ? Gets all the lady's I know to open up! Hash fart out!

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

Thanks for the great advice as ever, Shed!

Lights on in ten. Both shall be done and done. I’ll drop another AP bean today.

I was just walking the dogs around the block and met someone (across the road) whose son is quarantined at home with the virus in my street.
It may be a few days before the dogs get another walk.

Drive him.outta town with pitchforks mate. Thats our plan here. Bloody unclean need purging. I have put my oculus away and sharpening my machete for the real world "saints and sinners" walking dead. !!! Been playing the A-team theme a lot while I am welding the plates onto the car. I am close to empty on the rizzla papers and need a shop run so am preparing. Had to punch an old lady in the snozz to stop her sneezing on me yesterday , was a close call . luckily her husband was a pushover so I am ok.!. surgery in Nottingham has patients waiting in their cars until called in to see the doctor !!!. world has gone mad.
fingers crossed on the beans and the blind girl.

 

[Backlipslide]

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[Backlipslide]

Say it, don't spray it!"

I wanted the news not the weather.

 

[HashFart]

Relax, guys, this virus only kills really, really old people with a year or less to live anyway. And let's be honest, who likes most of them? The net effect of Corona virus a year from now will simply be a few more kids can play on a few more lawns without getting yelled at...

Darwin. Gotta thin the herd.

Peace, Hyena

Wow your so tough with your healthy immune system

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

We had to cross the road twice to avoid her! Ffs. She shouted her story to us from the other side of the road.
Edit:

Be well!

holy shit mate she is looking fire now. love it. I take a 1.6m pointy stick out and keep people at that distance. Working good on the locals but scaring the shit out of the Mammoths !!

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

Remember the guy in my town with corona well he's my barber, and he's been charged with attempted murder due to knowingly coming into contact with 30 odd customers at his barber shop and this weekend past he attended a religious gathering/ceremony with a lot more than 30 people in attendance, and we only found out on Tuesday he was positive.

We've been on total lockdown since midnight last night but listening to all the traffic round the neighborhood it sounds like a normal day and folk are walking in the street and you can hear them talking and laughing....

Scary times ahead...

Passing a cold or illness that is the season for or otherwise is a given. we incubate most illnesses before knowing. treating any citizen this way is abhorrent . fair enough the idiots licking shit now need a beating for stupidity 101. Still only a " I know someone who knows this man who saw a woman who's postman delivered to a woman who had a letter from her friend who knew a woman in town who had a shop that this girl went in who's dad MIGHT have it !" , here in the uk but loving the lockdown time and pace.

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

Relax, guys, this virus only kills really, really old people with a year or less to live anyway. And let's be honest, who likes most of them? The net effect of Corona virus a year from now will simply be a few more kids can play on a few more lawns without getting yelled at...

Darwin. Gotta thin the herd.

Peace, Hyena
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[Ganjagrandaddy]

ooooops

 

[DonkeyDick]

Oh GG that was funny!
Why would you delete that?
Returning all those small denomination coins back into circulation paying for the crisis - that’s very good.
Freeing up park benches is important too. As a dog owner I understand about sharing public spaces.

It isn’t easy to cast levity on the emerging emergency. I thought you were on the right track. I was just about to quote it at you when it vanished! Dancing on my brain, giggles.

@Hyena Merica had his finger firmly on the irony button this morning (here) and I was just putting what you guys had said in a multi quote to point a couple of things out.
I guess somewhere else in the multiverse that’s carrying on. Just like somewhere else in the multiverse we don’t have this damn virus.
Here we do.
We need to calm down.
Laughter does that. But even the best stand ups have people get up and walk out sometimes.
Hyena I take my hat off. A couple of people were confused by your deadpan delivery. The house lights may have been too low for you to see the backs of their heads as they left the room, but it’s almost as good as applause.
I agree with you about thinning the herd. It is long overdue. Tricky time to say so out loud though. The closest I got was a gag about sniffing someone else’s hanky.
If I were to take umbrage with anything you’d said I would have a quick look at who I was talking to before doing the barge-and-blurt and I’d go huh. This guy is older than me. Now I really don’t understand. And think about it some more. Or I’d go Ha! You’re older than me, geezer! Neener, neener.
(See BLS? No swear words were harmed in the making of this f*ck*ng post.)

Much as I hope we are all alright and no-one we love or care about gets sick, this is going to hurt.

Still only a " I know someone who knows this man who saw a woman who's postman delivered to a woman who had a letter from her friend who knew a woman in town who had a shop that this girl went in who's dad MIGHT have it !" , here in the uk

I was talking to a chap the other day whose friend sat next to George Harrison on a flight between NZ and Australia in the ‘60s.
My point being we are only 2 degrees of separation from anyone.

Have a good day, good people.

 

[HashFart]

 

[Smeegol]

for all of ya....

 

[Hyena Merica]

Wow your so tough with your healthy immune system

LOL, it's actually funny...the way life goes me old Pop will survive it at age 86...and I'll croak from the shit at age 60! Oh well, party 'til ya can't!

Peace, Hyena

 

[Hyena Merica]

Oh GG that was funny!
Why would you delete that?
Returning all those small denomination coins back into circulation paying for the crisis - that’s very good.
Freeing up park benches is important too. As a dog owner I understand about sharing public spaces.

It isn’t easy to cast levity on the emerging emergency. I thought you were on the right track. I was just about to quote it at you when it vanished! Dancing on my brain, giggles.

@Hyena Merica had his finger firmly on the irony button this morning (here) and I was just putting what you guys had said in a multi quote to point a couple of things out.
I guess somewhere else in the multiverse that’s carrying on. Just like somewhere else in the multiverse we don’t have this damn virus.
Here we do.
We need to calm down.
Laughter does that. But even the best stand ups have people get up and walk out sometimes.
Hyena I take my hat off. A couple of people were confused by your deadpan delivery. The house lights may have been too low for you to see the backs of their heads as they left the room, but it’s almost as good as applause.
I agree with you about thinning the herd. It is long overdue. Tricky time to say so out loud though. The closest I got was a gag about sniffing someone else’s hanky.
If I were to take umbrage with anything you’d said I would have a quick look at who I was talking to before doing the barge-and-blurt and I’d go huh. This guy is older than me. Now I really don’t understand. And think about it some more. Or I’d go Ha! You’re older than me, geezer! Neener, neener.
(See BLS? No swear words were harmed in the making of this f*ck*ng post.)

Much as I hope we are all alright and no-one we love or care about gets sick, this is going to hurt.

I was talking to a chap the other day whose friend sat next to George Harrison on a flight between NZ and Australia in the ‘60s.
My point being we are only 2 degrees of separation from anyone.

Have a good day, good people.

Hey DD, thanks for getting my jokes...I'm no professional but I think I'm pretty funny now and then...we have to keep a sense of humor through it all. Here's just one example of the craziness in me old head. Did a parody song about the virus. Click this link and see how ya like it...just my comedic take on this whole thing...

MY CORONA by Stephen Blake

Enjoy!

Peace, Hyena

 

[DonkeyDick]

Hey DD, thanks for getting my jokes

I don’t take myself too seriously. Seriously bad for ones health if one does. It’s one of the reasons behind my nom-de-net - I’m tapping out something I’m angry about or whatever and I see my user name and I’m like ah, that’s right.

Click this link and see how ya like it

Reminds me very much of an open mic group of people we were friends with for a while. Sounds like you had a lot of fun doing it. Nice work layering the ‘busy room’ takes.
Are you getting out and about with your shtick, I mean before the shutdown, to open mics and such?
The real Sharona last seen selling real estate in upstate New York #nosuchthingastrivia