Good Morning!
Sorry I couldn't help you with the hash (that hash you made looks yummy!) but I
can help you with the quick dry thing!
There's a couple of ways to dry it fairly quickly, but no matter how you do it, it's not going to taste very good- The easiest way is just to sit the nuggies on top of your grow light for a day or so- this dries it a little slower than the other methods, so it
may taste a little better when you dry it this way..
You can use a microwave, but do it for apx 10 seconds at a time, and let it cool all the way off before doing it again- you'll probably need to do this 4 times before it's dry enough to smoke...
Or, you can put it in the regular oven, turned down as low as it'll go, for about an hour- if the lowest setting on the oven seems to be too hot, just leave the door open a little bit...
Or there's the "natural" way, which is to clip off some nugs today, and smoke them on Sunday