Closet Farmer OC+ Soil Grow - Easy Does It!

Hey CF ! You know Jo and I have bunch of birds we feed daily in our back yard. Well, two of our South American Cardinals had a couple of baby chicks. The mother would frantically fly back and fourth feeding them while the male just ate for himself and looked like he was doing nothing. Little did we know he was training them to fly and take care of themselves.

Then we caught him one day training the chicks. We were amazed by what we saw. He was parading back and fourth in front of them. They were prone on the ground, cowering only their little heads were raised. Daddy bird was training them. He looked just like a DI. He was reading them the riot act......they were frozen in place, they didn't move a single muscle. The were petrified. Then one at a time he taught them to fight. Jo and I were amazed. Guess we are not the only species that as Boot Camp!
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We were taught to wear our Cover at all times while outside. We were to take our Cover off when entering a room. A cover is a hat. Never call your hat a hat. It is now a cover. Call it a hat and you will be in the middle of the squad bay doing PT.
We were taught to march in formation. Formation is 4 lines with a selected recruit at the head of each line. The recruit that led the line was the squad leader. He had the responsibility of keep all his recruits in order.
I was not a squad leader. Glad I was not picked. I was having a hard enough time to wrap my head around just being in boot camp. I didn't want any extra responsibilities.
The first day after we had our PT we went to class. We were given our Marine Corps Handbook. This book contained all of the things we needed to know to be a good Marine and stay out of trouble. To me it was one of the most boring books I have ever seen. It contained our General Orders...very important. And the Rifleman's Creed! We were to recite and memorize the Creed and the General Orders.

Rifleman's Creed.
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, or the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my rifle clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

 
Danger, Luke.

CF! Love the stories and the stepped smoke reports. BH1, Bh2, BH3, shit I'm so irie!

Keep em coming!


I don't know what made me think of doing bh1, 2 and 3 but I like it. I will probably do my reports this way from here on out. Thans SB!
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Hey CF ! You know Jo and I have bunch of birds we feed daily in our back yard. Well, two of our South American Cardinals had a couple of baby chicks. The mother would frantically fly back and fourth feeding them while the male just ate for himself and looked like he was doing nothing. Little did we know he was training them to fly and take care of themselves.

Then we caught him one day training the chicks. We were amazed by what we saw. He was parading back and fourth in front of them. They were prone on the ground, cowering only their little heads were raised. Daddy bird was training them. He looked just like a DI. He was reading them the riot act......they were frozen in place, they didn't move a single muscle. The were petrified. Then one at a time he taught them to fight. Jo and I were amazed. Guess we are not the only species that as Boot Camp!
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We feed birds too. Our feeder is very busy. I am constantly chasing the squirels away from stealing the birds food!

That is really cool watching the male bird whipping the little chicks in line. Something like that is much better than anything on the tube!! We are not the only species that have a boot camp. I guess there is no pussy footing around in nature.

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Here are the candidates I thinking about entering. Any thought on which one is best?

Moby Dick..
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OG Kush...
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Sour AK...

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Purple Haze.....
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Violator Kush....
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ok brother if you dont enter the nug of the month with anyone of those , well You are smoking stuff:geek:moby or the other ones. they all good. moby
 
Better pic of the Violator Kush....

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This is the one I am entering. Now go and vote! LoL!
 
We were marched to the armory where we were each assigned an M-16 Rifle. We were to memorize the serial number. We were told that when this rifle is in our possession we were to protect it at all costs. This rifle would be our sweet heart for the next 3 months. We were never to refer to our Rifle as a gun. If we said the word gun when referring to our rifle. The Drill Instructor would have us in the middle of the squad bay in front of all the recruits doing PT. We used to stand together as a group. The drill instructor would have us grab our crotches. Then have us all yell out in unison….


This is my rifle this is my gun…..(when we said gun we had to grab our crotch)

This is for fighting… this is for fun…..(again we would have to grab our crotch)



Most of the time this seemed as a formof torchure. No kidding……sometimes we would do this for hours straight. I am not kidding.



The very first class we went to was the first time I got into trouble. We marched to a very cramped non airconditioned hot sweaty room with chairs just like we had in high school. As we sat down I placed my cover on the floor by my feet. I didn’t think anything of it. The class was extremely boring to me. I had a very hard time keeping my eyes open. It was about the basic duties of a Marine. The General Orders. I had an extremely hard time keeping my head up the entire class. I was half asleep and fighting with all my strength to remain awake. At the end of class I was very happy I made it. Everyone was instructed to assemble into formation. I quickly went to grab for my cover. It was gone! It was gone?!! My head was racing. This was not good. I asked the other recruits if they knew where my cover was and they laughed at me. I did not think it was funny at all. I went to formation without my cover. The Drill Instructor noticed my bald head with no cover. I knew he noticed. My heart was racing as he walked directly to me and purposely jammed his wide brimmed DI hat into my forehead. His words were very loud……PrivateFarmer…….Were is you cover……I replied…Sir, someone stole it sir…….He replied…So someonestole your hat?.....Sir Yes Sir, Ireplied. He replied back…..Well Private Farmer…Next time you get a cover, you better make F#$king sure you don’t let it out of your site! So when we are marching back to the squadbay with your bare F#$king noggin you think about that! When we got back to the squad bay I was the next subject for PT in front of all the other recruits. All I can think about is….my low cover is blown. Now I have the full attention of the Drill Instructors. This is not good.
 
I like bacon, I like grits, I like girls with great big tomatoes:)
 
Man, I'm always tripped out by how similar my experiences were with bootcamp. It's so hard to stay awake for those boring classes! Especially when they only give you a few hours sleep, and oh guess what? In the middle of that "sleep" you have to stand a security watch. Doh!
 
I was all ready to say enter the sour ak... then I saw the violator kush!!!! great choice... you've got my vote (it's about time I learn that part of the site!!!)

Thanks James! All the buds look good enough to enter. Just have to get a good picture without my big ugly noggin head as a shadow. I find that when I take pictures outside with the natural sun I do best. I noticed I took a bad picture of the Violator on my first post. It looks better than all the other buds from my grow. Not by much. But it does beat them.
Thanks for your vote. Not exactly sure when the polls open. But I really do appreciate your support. I know that anyone can enter the contest. I believe we have till the 15th to enter the buds. I believe after that the polls open.
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Man, I'm always tripped out by how similar my experiences were with bootcamp. It's so hard to stay awake for those boring classes! Especially when they only give you a few hours sleep, and oh guess what? In the middle of that "sleep" you have to stand a security watch. Doh!


When OMM got me thinking about what kind of story I could write about my life I had to think about it for a long time. I finally came up with bootcamp because that had the most impact by far in my life. Totally.
I am so glad you relate. This is a true story. Nothing dramatic except my adjectives to spice up my sentences to give you an idea of what I was thinking at the moment. But it is a true story. I am so glad when I get replies too. Like saying the lack of sleep. You are right. There was a guard detail every night in one hour shifts. Every week we had our sleep interupted during the night! Thanks for the memories!! Now I have more ideas on my next post. Now I have pillow parties and nightly guard detail. I do have a very funny story about late night guard detail that I will talk about. Of course I get in trouble again!
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Curso! That is one heck of a great looking plant. The cola is huge. Looks like that plant has really good genetics. I can see why you kept her going! Thanks for posting!
Such a big cola. Reminds me of the Mekong High that I had. Definately can see the Sativa in that top!
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