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The bus stopped at the reception area. The door opened. The nice Liaison quickly exited and a very large well dressed Marine entered the bus and he was not happy. The first words out of his mouth was that we were now property of the United States Marine Corps. He said we all smelled like civilian slime! He told us that during our stay we were to obey all orders or we would be severely dealt with. When ask to jump we were to say how high. When asked to run. We were to say how far. Then……….screaming at the top of hislungs……….he told us to get the F*@k off the bus and step on the yellow footprints outside. We had 30 seconds to exit and he already used up 20. Everyone in the bus ran to the door like they just had a huge jolt of adrenalin. I was scared. Good thing I didn’t pee myself because my blatter area was week from the angry screaming of this lunatic. I was not used to this. What the hell did I get my self into. My friends are all back home partying and here I am! Shit!
Outside the bus there were actual footprints painted on the ground. Ibelieve there was 4 rows of footprints. I quickly placed myself on the prints. The angry Marine that met us was with a whole bunch of other angry Marines. I was in deep shit I thought. They reminded us again of our duty to our Country and how we all smelled like civilian slime. I never realized that civilians were such bad people before! After being yelled at for several minutes we were quickly escorted to get our haircuts and supplies. First thing was the supplies. We were issued everything from soap to pants. Items like laundry detergent, bags, writing material. And a huge green sack to put everything in.
The worst part was yet to come. After we got all our supplies we had to have inventory. We were all assembled very roughly in a hot room that smelled of human sweat. We were told to place our bags directly in front of us. After that we spent several hours holding up each and every item from toothpaste to underwear withour arms directly in the air with the items. My arms were so tired. A lot of recruits started dropping their arms or items and they were dealt with on the spot. They would be attacked by the angry Marines. It was very motivating! Even though I couldn’t feel my arms anymore I was too scared to let them down. I will always remember this moment for the rest of my life. I was in a state of controlled panic.
Then we got our haircut. This was the 70’s so my hair was at my shoulders. I always had long hair from birth to this moment. All my beautiful hair was gone in less than 15 seconds.
After the haircut we were all instructed to shower off the stinky civilian slime. I swear I heard the new term civilian slime term at least a 100 times by this moment. The shower was one room with a big head in the middle and a few heads on the wall. It was truly belly buttons to assholes! Here I was this sheltered small town white boy in the shower with people of all races. I was from Montana. My town had one race……White. Black people scared me. Roots had just come out on television. Later on several of my best friends were black...... More later.
 
Purple Haze smoke report!
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The Purple Haze was one of the fastest growing plants. I thought it was going to yield more. The hairs never turned purple. I harvested at about 63 days. The trichs were about 30% amber on the very top buds.

The smell of the buds curing in the jar is almost a perfume like smell of a white widow.

To me this weed is has almost no taste when smoking it. Big difference between the OG I did this morning.

The high is incredible. Very good strong head high. Very little body high. Great weed to smoke and get things or try to get things done! It really is a soaring high. Not the smoke I would have if I wanted to go to sleep right away. Really happy to have this in my weed arsenal!

Did 3 bong hits..


1st -- Strong heady high. Head feels like it is spinning.

2nd -- Have to blow my nose. Strange I am so stoned and cant decifer what this weed tastes like. But I am wicked high. Wow.

3rd -- Eyes almost shut. Mind is racing. Nose is runnning like crazy. Very buzzed.

I'm begging you bring some of that with you when you come over!
 
Should have went in the Air Force! Our DI's told us the first day, we could do anything we wanted in the Air Force...Just don't get caught! I followed that advise.

They did whip us into shape though.


I respect the Jar Heads though!

I want more of that story!:thumb: Well done!
 
It was 3 am. We were all tired and scared and hungry. I was very thankful I filled my stomach at LAX. We were led to a room with a whole bunch of bunk beds. Normally I would want the bottom bunk. But I was not going to argue with any of these rough looking recruits. I am going to do my best to lay low. The angry men in green told us that we had no idea on how to make a bed so we were to sleep under wool blankets and that’s it. This is when I noticed how my bald head sounded like a record player needle when my head moved on my pillow. I was tired. I didn’t care. I fell asleep within minutes.
At 5am we were awoken by a large Marine in well dressed attire. He was yelling at the top of his lungs banging a steel garbage can with the lid like it was a drum. He yelled……Get on the road for Chow! I got up right away and started dressing. As soon as he came in the room other angry well dressed Marines joined him immediately. One of recruits was sleeping on the top bunk. He just kept on sleeping. This drove the angry Marine nuts. Get up recruit! He yelled. The recruit said. I want to keep sleeping….I am tired. As soon as he said that and put his head on the pillow. The drill instructor promptly went over to his top bunk and flipped the mattress over while he was sleeping on it. He came crashing down to the concrete floor and made a big thud. I was very scared at that moment. I realized these people mean business. They are not fooling around.
My first meal was green eggs and ham. I am not kidding. I had never seen green eggs before. Reminded me of Dr Suess but this was not g rated and was not funny! The eggs were green from being cooked early and sitting out. I was so hungry I could care less. I tore into breakfast like an animal in survival mode. It seems as soon as we sat down to eat we were told to get on the road for PT. What the F is PT?
 
I'm begging you bring some of that with you when you come over!

You got it buddy! We will definately have to do that! Sandy Beach here I come!!
 
good story CF. not to make lite of it either but if you get a chance go to youtube and type in full metal disney. I almost pissed my pants watching this. if I knew how to post a link I would have. that said more story please:bravo:
 
Great final report CF!!:bravo: Looks like you sold me on the Violator Kush thank you very much...lol

Curso! I love the Violator Kush too. Definately will be happy with your choice. Very Strong head and body high!
Thanks!
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Should have went in the Air Force! Our DI's told us the first day, we could do anything we wanted in the Air Force...Just don't get caught! I followed that advise.

They did whip us into shape though.


I respect the Jar Heads though!

I want more of that story!:thumb: Well done!

Funny you said that. When I got recruiter duty. I told my brother to go into the Air Force after seeing the different living conditions. The Air Force barracks and chow halls always had much better food that we had. E-1s in the air force had private living quarters or only had to share with one other person. We had the same size living quarters in 4 man rooms! Yes, after going to a few places it was clear that the Air Force and all the other branches had better living accomodations that we had.

I am glad you are liking the story. Thanks!
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good story CF. not to make lite of it either but if you get a chance go to youtube and type in full metal disney. I almost pissed my pants watching this. if I knew how to post a link I would have. that said more story please:bravo:


Thanks Fish!! I looked up the Full Metal Disney. Oddly it fits with my story! So I am gonna post! Thanks Again!!

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I heard of Physical Fitness Training before from my recruiter. He never referred to it as PT. Before boot camp I was told to buy a nice pair of running shoes for boot camp exercise training.
As soon as we left the chowhall we were put in formation. Formation is 4 rows. Each row is a squad. The front of each row were the squad leaders. We were told that the first words from now on to come out of our mouth when speaking to them would be Sir! We were to finish every sentence with Sir! The drill instructor said…..Do You Understand?...... We all said…… Sir….Yes Sir…… at the top of our lungs. After the short training class we were escorted to the PT field. It looked overwhelming. The obstacle course seemed as high as a sky scraper! I love climbing. This could be fun! Instead of going to the obstacle course we went to the track. All of a sudden I notice a whole lot of dogs barking very loud across the fence? Very strange. I learned later what we heard. It was another division of recruits that were doing PT and yelling Oooooorah! Over and over again! It sounded just like a whole bunch of dogs barking!

We did not go to get our running shoes. We did not put on our running pants. Here we were in our brand new Marine camouflage pants and shirts and combat boots. The drill instructor started us on a run in platoon formation. It was complete chaos to me. We were not jogging. We were running. I had never ran before. A few recruits started dropping out. As soon as they did the drill instructor really came down on them hard. I did everything I could to keep up and not fall back. I made it. At the end of the run we were told that we were a bunch of pussies! They said we only ran a mile. In my mind that was a milestone. I never thought I could ever run a mile! The recruits that fell back had to stay in the very back of the line. We went back to our barracks. The recruits that finished the run got to take a shower. The recruits that fell back had to do exercise on command in the middle of the squadbay(room). When I say exercise on command I really mean torture! LoL! The drill instructors are just like the crazy character in the video. They will have you on your stomach blowing like a whale , have you do squat thrusts until you puke, or hold your arms out to your side with you arms completely straight at precisly a 90 degree angle past the point of your shoulders burning. Sincerely it is a form of torchure. Thank you God for giving me the strength to make this run I thought! I never fell behind on any run or hump ever while in boot camp. Too scared to deal with the consequences. I had to find other ways to get in trouble. More later…..
 
Funny you said that. When I got recruiter duty. I told my brother to go into the Air Force after seeing the different living conditions. The Air Force barracks and chow halls always had much better food that we had. E-1s in the air force had private living quarters or only had to share with one other person. We had the same size living quarters in 4 man rooms! Yes, after going to a few places it was clear that the Air Force and all the other branches had better living accomodations that we had.

I am glad you are liking the story. Thanks!
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Buddy, I an loving this story. What you said about the Air Force is true. As he laughs under his breath! :thumb:
 
I think the best part about the video is donald duck asking goofy to show your war face:rofl: anyway keep up with the story:) the bad part about it tho is I read yours and mine goes by the wayside:) its all good :popcorn:
 
Buddy, I an loving this story. What you said about the Air Force is true. As he laughs under his breath! :thumb:

I am glad you are loving the story. I know you know! In Okinawa. The air force base had golf courses. Motocross tracks. All kinds of fun ammenities. On weekends we would go to the base and visit the chow halls. Going to the Air Force base was like leaving a motel 8 and going to a Hilton. Big difference.
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I think the best part about the video is donald duck asking goofy to show your war face:rofl: anyway keep up with the story:) the bad part about it tho is I read yours and mine goes by the wayside:) its all good :popcorn:


I love that video. I always thought the movie full metal jacket captured the boot camp experience really well. It was almost exactly like that movie from the squad bay to the way the drill instructor acts. Thanks for sharing and I hope I don't keep you from your story. I want to hear more about the sexy pool playing Hoops!!
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no your not realy keeping me from it lol and kubirk was and is my favorate director, dr strange love,2001 full meta jacket the shinning, everyone outstanding movies! and when I was reading your story well thats the first thing that came to mind:high-five:
I love that video. I always thought the movie full metal jacket captured the boot camp experience really well. It was almost exactly like that movie from the squad bay to the way the drill instructor acts. Thanks for sharing and I hope I don't keep you from your story. I want to hear more about the sexy pool playing Hoops!!
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Don't you just Love the novel ways they came up with, to torture us! I think that what happened to You must be the norm, because our DI's did the same thing to us, making us run in our Boots, and full BDU's. Like you CF, I tried to stay in the middle of the pack, so as not to be noticed too much, and to save my energy for the future torture I knew would be coming that Day, glad I did hold on to some reserves of energy, because after CHOW, they took us out, and mashed the Shit out of us. There was one Guy that kept messing up, and since we were a team, we all had to stay out with Him, till he completed what was asked of Him. So being the Good Shipmates we were, we did everything He was required to do, over and over again. I know a lot of People think the Pillow Party that was thrown for Gomer Pyle in Full Metal Jacket was made up. I can assure You, it was not. After having to redo everything over and over again, for this Guy, that just did not seem to be able to anything right, We gave Him a Pillow Party, and explained to Him, that we were tired of being penalized for His Lack of Being able to do anything right. Needless to say, the very next Day, He did a complete 180, and started doing things right for once. I believe in the power of a Pillow Party, and it let Him know we were not about to let him keep making us the Laughingstock of the New Platoons. I was the youngest member of my Platoon, and they had Me carry the Marine Corps Emblem in my Pocket, which meant, wherever I went, so to did the Emblem. I would get asked about 2-3 times a Day by the DI's to show them I had the Emblem on Me, since I made it a point to never forget it, they liked the idea that I payed attention to Detail and always had it on Me. I was proud to be the bearer of the Emblem, and never forgot it, not one single Time, in 3 Months. Our Company really turned it around after We Pillow Partied this certain individual. We came in Second Place for the Honor of Color Company, and our DI's told us, that if it would have been any other Companies we would have went up against, we would have been Color Company. But as they so nicely told us, Second meant First Loser:thedoubletake:. Hell, I thought we would at least get to be the Second Company, behind the Color Company to March out, and onto the Graduation from Boot Camp. Well as it turned Out, We were the last Company to get to march out, as we were Company 380, the last Company brought in for this Phase of Boot Camp, and because We did not win Color Company, We were the Last Ones to get to march off of the Parade Grounds. By this point I did not care, Boot Camp was over for Me, and I had survived with My original Shipmates to graduate on time. My Company started with 87 Recruits, when We finished, it had been whittled down to 46 members of our Company. I was so thank full to be part of the original group of Guys to Graduate. That at that moment, when you knew Boot was over, I felt like crying:goof: but celebrated instead! I got so DRUNK our first night of Leave, I really do not remember much of it, except getting doused in the Bath Tub full of Beer and Ice and Water. In their Brotherly attempt to wake my Ass up! CF, I just Love Your stories of Boot Camp, and I hope You do not feel like I am trying to rob your Story. I am just interjecting My own experiences, to give yours that much more credibility!:thumb: You should read my Blog, and check out my Gardens from previous years, and especially check out My Garden Diary 2012 by JTG and Wife. It will tell You a lot more about Me:cheesygrinsmiley:. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.
 
You are welcome OMM, feel free to ask any Question(THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE) and I will diligently try to answer all questions, and if I do not know the answer, I can, without doubt, find someone that does. I am also Happy that You like reading my accounts of Boot Camp, I just hope that CF does not feel like I am trying to plagiarize Him, or steal His story. I am just trying to give more context to what He is saying is all, and if He wants Me to Stop I will:thedoubletake:, As no disrespect was intended:thumb:! SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN. P.S. I will be posting Garden Pictures Tonight, due to Family Medical Problems, I have not been able to the last two nights, SORRY.
 
You are welcome OMM, feel free to ask any Question(THIS GOES FOR EVERYONE) and I will diligently try to answer all questions, and if I do not know the answer, I can, without doubt, find someone that does. I am also Happy that You like reading my accounts of Boot Camp, I just hope that CF does not feel like I am trying to plagiarize Him, or steal His story. I am just trying to give more context to what He is saying is all, and if He wants Me to Stop I will:thedoubletake:, As no disrespect was intended:thumb:! SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN. P.S. I will be posting Garden Pictures Tonight, due to Family Medical Problems, I have not been able to the last two nights, SORRY.



James! You are so welcome and encouraged to post. I hope you never feel held back to say something. I was not going to talk about the pillow party. Thank God I was never a candidate. The idea of a pillow party kept me motivated to hold my arms up. Keep standing after a group PT(torchure)LoL!! It did happen all the time. We were taught the the chain is only as stong as the weakest link. Gotta keep that week link strong!

Your reply to my posts jar memories in my head. When I make my next installment it will be even better. You improve me!! LoL! Keep posting on my journal please!! Thanks!
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Thanks CF, I am glad/happy You feel this way. I just did not want to be stepping on Your Feet! Now that you have given Me Gratis to continue adding My memories to Yours for context, I certainly will!!!:blushsmile: I am enjoying Your Smoke Reports very much as well, it is kinda making Me anxious to get back to Smoking:bravo:, so keep em coming. I definitely think that the Violator and the Tangerine Dream sound the best. And when I get it figured out, I will be voting for one of your Pictures(THE BEST ONE IN MY EYES) Strain does not matter, looks do! And as far as MOTM, well I think You will have my Vote there as well:winkyface:. Take Care:thankyou:. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN. P.S., Gonna be posting Pictures from My Garden Tonight, come by and let Me know what You think:thumb:!
 
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