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[Closet Farmer]

Violator Kush Smoke Report!

After my afternoon nap I was able to have a clear head to give a good report.

First of all. This plant was one of the shortest yet highest yielding plants harvested. It was the most beautiful plant during flower. The buds were by far the largest. They also have hair that is really fine, almost like human hair! During the end of flowering the hairs turned a golden brown and the tops really stood out. Very stalky plant. I would love to grow this one again.

Every time I try to take a close up shot with my camera I get shadows on bud photo. It is really annoying. I am going to get a good photo of this bud in a few days and enter it in the next BOTM contest.

I did 3 bong hits just like the Tangerine Dream.


First thing I noticed different is the taste. The taste is a woodsy taste and deep.

1st bong hit- hit my head really hard. Instant stone.
2nd bong hit- WOW...Felt my body go to a new stoned level. Head is spinning.
3rd bong hit- Nose running. Eyes almost closed. Notice arms and legs heavy.

This is a stronger high than the Tangerine Dream. It has a very stong heady high and a noticable body high. It is a very good combination. I like this high very much. This is definately one of the strongest weed I have ever grown.

 

[James 1st]

Nice smoke reports. Violator Kush sounds like a winner

 

[geturgrowon]

sounds like a good harvest what did u yield from each plant if u dont mind? also what light u using again i forget lol and flowering time of each thanks pce

 

[Closet Farmer]

Nice smoke reports. Violator Kush sounds like a winner

Thanks James! As good as the Violator Kush is it will be hard to say what is going to be the winner. I still have the OG Kush and Purple Haze to go. Also, I might have to revisit the Moby Dick and Sour AK. Both of those are killer smoke too. I am so confused!

 

[Closet Farmer]

sounds like a good harvest what did u yield from each plant if u dont mind? also what light u using again i forget lol and flowering time of each thanks pce

No Problem Get ur grow on!! Here you go. I posted the weights on all the plants but I did not post the flower time. Great idea.



Tangerine Dream 30.5 g - 63 days
Violator Kush 35.5 g - 63 days
Purple Haze 29 g - 63 days
OG Kush 41.5 g - 60 days
AK Sour 24 g - 57 days
Moby Dick 39.4 Grams- 55 days

Total 199.9 grams
7.14 ozs.

 

[JamesTheGreen]

Hey!!! No Fair! You Guys are giving Me Flashbacks to when I reported to Boot Camp. I sat in the Smoking Section Too, except I Chew, never cared for Cigarettes, unless I was Drunk of course! I can remember My ride from the Airport as well, I was so wound up inside, I thought I was gonna Puke, then I saw where we were heading, a bunch of Guys with no Hair, all Double Timing It and getting Mashed at the same time, and I thought, OH SHIT! This is for REAL, and it is to late to turn back NOW, as I watched the Gates disappear and was surrounded by Barbed Wire 12ft high. Then it was Drill Instructor Intro Time! After that, I really did not have the time to think about anything, except what I was doing right at that moment!!! I did not take a Crap for 9 days either, talk about system overload, I had to get used to the idea that, EVEN WHEN SHITTING, there is no PRIVACY! For those that have never had the JOY of going to Boot Camp, there are no Private Stalls to Crap in Private, just 10 toilets all placed right next to one another, so even when you Shit, You do it with a Buddy! But without the Military I would not be the Man I am now, so HOOORAAAH! I will be getting out for GOOD soon, and when I do, I'll be sending You a Smoke Report ClosetFarmer, you can bet on it. I am glad You are gonna take your time and do it Right, it really is the only way it can be done Properly! Tangerine Dream Kicks Butt. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.

 

[JamesTheGreen]

Hey, OldMedMan, whats up! A real Kush, hails from the Hindu Kush Mountain and Valley ranges of India, Afghanistan, Pakistan and a few other Countries I cannot spell. A Lowland Kush is usually Taller, a Highland Kush Shorter. The Highland ones are Short because of the Altitude and Weather extremes. Conversely, the Lowland Kushes get Taller because of the exact opposite, You find them in the Valleys. I hope this clears some things up for You, I am happy to answer any questions You/Anyone has!SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.

 

[OldMedMan]

Hey, OldMedMan, whats up! A real Kush, hails from the Hindu Kush Mountain and Valley ranges of India, Afghanistan, Pakistan and a few other Countries I cannot spell. A Lowland Kush is usually Taller, a Highland Kush Shorter. The Highland ones are Short because of the Altitude and Weather extremes. Conversely, the Lowland Kushes get Taller because of the exact opposite, You find them in the Valleys. I hope this clears some things up for You, I am happy to answer any questions You/Anyone has!SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.

Hey Thanks Buddy! Now I know!.....Loved your boot camp description!
I went to a military academy for high school.....went into the Air Force...Basic was a breeze compared to school!

Years later I went into the Army and had to take a two week refresher basic. We were all prior service....can you say dopers? We had some fun!

 

[Closet Farmer]

Hey!!! No Fair! You Guys are giving Me Flashbacks to when I reported to Boot Camp. I sat in the Smoking Section Too, except I Chew, never cared for Cigarettes, unless I was Drunk of course! I can remember My ride from the Airport as well, I was so wound up inside, I thought I was gonna Puke, then I saw where we were heading, a bunch of Guys with no Hair, all Double Timing It and getting Mashed at the same time, and I thought, OH SHIT! This is for REAL, and it is to late to turn back NOW, as I watched the Gates disappear and was surrounded by Barbed Wire 12ft high. Then it was Drill Instructor Intro Time! After that, I really did not have the time to think about anything, except what I was doing right at that moment!!! I did not take a Crap for 9 days either, talk about system overload, I had to get used to the idea that, EVEN WHEN SHITTING, there is no PRIVACY! For those that have never had the JOY of going to Boot Camp, there are no Private Stalls to Crap in Private, just 10 toilets all placed right next to one another, so even when you Shit, You do it with a Buddy! But without the Military I would not be the Man I am now, so HOOORAAAH! I will be getting out for GOOD soon, and when I do, I'll be sending You a Smoke Report ClosetFarmer, you can bet on it. I am glad You are gonna take your time and do it Right, it really is the only way it can be done Properly! Tangerine Dream Kicks Butt. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.

Thanks James! So true what you said. Brought back memories for me too!! Privacy is something we all take for granted.
I did not realize you are serving. I am proud of you for standing up for what you believe in and our Country.

Yes, the Tangerine Dream is really strong smoke! The taste is really good too. My wife like the Tangerine Dream taste the best of all the plants. Me, I like the deep harshy woodsy taste of the Kush.

Look forward to seeing you more here. Thanks for your thoughts!!

 

[Closet Farmer]

Hey Thanks Buddy! Now I know!.....Loved your boot camp description!
I went to a military academy for high school.....went into the Air Force...Basic was a breeze compared to school!

Years later I went into the Army and had to take a two week refresher basic. We were all prior service....can you say dopers? We had some fun!

A refresher course? That would be just the thing to kick a person back into shape. As an older person with more confidence it would be more enjoyable now than as a young sheltered child. It would be fun. Wish I could have went back 10 years ago when I was in a little better shape. The obstical course was a blast! Definately a Sativa type stone would be best!!

 

[Closet Farmer]

OG Kush Smoke Report!

The OG Kush was another really fun plant to grow. From the start it was one of the fastest growing plants of the bunch. When flower started it showed colors in the flowers the first. Definately another plant I would definately grow again.

The buds are the most colorful. I might use an OG Bud for BOTM. We will see. Also, the buds are the most compact than the other plants this grow run.

The taste of the bud is very unique. It has a deep hash like taste. Very pronounced. It almost tastes like you are smoking hash. Yet the high is a really nice head high. I notice a body high too. It is well balanced. Really nice high. This could be a winner too. It had the highest yield of all the plants also.

I did three bong hits..

1st-Noticed the deep hash taste right away. Right away I was hoping I would not be thrown into couchlock like I do when I smoke real hash. Plesantly surprised by a strong heady high.

2nd- Nose started running a lot. I even had to blow it before taking another hit. Very buzzed.

3rd- Very stoned. The hash taste is soooo good. Love the taste. This is a strong head high for me. It does have a little body high but not so much. Another great smoke.

 

[OldMedMan]

A refresher course? That would be just the thing to kick a person back into shape. As an older person with more confidence it would be more enjoyable now than as a young sheltered child. It would be fun. Wish I could have went back 10 years ago when I was in a little better shape. The obstical course was a blast! Definately a Sativa type stone would be best!!

High CF It was fun as hell. It took most of us almost two weeks to pass the 5 mile run.

We would go to empty barracks to smoke. If we heard someone coming we would run like hell...only thing was we were giggling all the way. It was fun.

We hardly ever saw our drill sgt.....I think he was at home stoned.

 

[Closet Farmer]

High CF It was fun as hell. It took most of us almost two weeks to pass the 5 mile run.

We would go to empty barracks to smoke. If we heard someone coming we would run like hell...only thing was we were giggling all the way. It was fun.



He hardly ever saw our drill sgt.....I think he was at home stoned.

Ha! That sounds like fun! I would absolutely love to do something like that!!

 

[fish cake]

so andy passed today,rest well sherrif thanks for the memories

When you said nip it! I immediately thought of Barney Fife!! I say we gotta nip it!! Otis the booze hound was always giving ol poor one bullet Barney a hard time!! Andy could have been a MJ user. Never saw him drink and he always was calm as ever. Mayberry was a safer place because of him!! God I loved that show!!

I used to argue and complain to my wife when things did not go my way. No more!! I always ran into a brick wall. This is my first marrage but I do have children with other women. If there is one thing I know about women is this.....do not argue or cross them!! It is important if you live with them to be extra nice. Even if you have to bite your lip!! Gotta keep her on my good side. I have seen the bad side and don't want to see it again!!

 

[Closet Farmer]

so andy passed today,rest well sherrif thanks for the memories

I saw that on my iphone. He left a great legacy! I am sure people will be watching that show in 100 years.

Now he is in Aunt Bee's arms. She was awesome too. Made the best pie in North Carolina!!

 

[Closet Farmer]

Purple Haze smoke report!

The Purple Haze was one of the fastest growing plants. I thought it was going to yield more. The hairs never turned purple. I harvested at about 63 days. The trichs were about 30% amber on the very top buds.

The smell of the buds curing in the jar is almost a perfume like smell of a white widow.

To me this weed is has almost no taste when smoking it. Big difference between the OG I did this morning.

The high is incredible. Very good strong head high. Very little body high. Great weed to smoke and get things or try to get things done! It really is a soaring high. Not the smoke I would have if I wanted to go to sleep right away. Really happy to have this in my weed arsenal!

Did 3 bong hits..


1st -- Strong heady high. Head feels like it is spinning.

2nd -- Have to blow my nose. Strange I am so stoned and cant decifer what this weed tastes like. But I am wicked high. Wow.

3rd -- Eyes almost shut. Mind is racing. Nose is runnning like crazy. Very buzzed.

 

[jameswri85]

So glad to hear your enjoying the fruits of your labor!!! Congrats!!

Nice reports by the way!!!

 

[Closet Farmer]

So glad to hear your enjoying the fruits of your labor!!! Congrats!!

Nice reports by the way!!!

Thanks James! Appreciate the compliment!

 

[Dee House]

Nice nugs and smoke report cf

 

[Closet Farmer]

Nice nugs and smoke report cf

Thanks Jon! This time I made sure that I didn't have a buzz before I smoked. Made it a lot easier to describe the different strains. I am really glad I did it this way.

Right now I am getting tired and want to stay up so I am going to have some OG right now. I remembered from my report the taste and how the high was up. Really craving that hash taste right now!