Well, since OMM has been telling stories I thought I'd share one of my own.
Just got done sampling my Bubba Kush, The wife asked if I have gotten the dog food yet and of course, being a man I had forgotten!
Well if I'm going shopping I need to be a lil bit better prepared and sampled a tad more lol
She gave me a list
Dog food
Dishwashing soap
Eggs
Milk
So off I go!
Get to Wally World and first thing I go get is the dog food and then head over to get the milk. On the way to the milk I see Pizzas, oh yeah poppa wants some pizzas so I pick up 2. Look like two stalls down and see Gordons clams strip......oh hell yes and pick up 2. Well crap I'm gonna need some tatar sauce if I'm gonna have strips so off I go.......oh crap CANDY!!!!!!!!!!! 3 boxes of willy wonka bottle caps,a box of whoppers and a box of charleston chews.......DAYUM, Need something to drink if I'm eating chocolate....wait Hmmmmmm wasn't I suppose to pick something up to drink?? Hmmmmm OH Yea! Vitamin water! I love that stuff! So off to the cashier I go PINEAPPLE!! I love pineapple so I grab me one a those!. Ya know.....I still have some halibut from Alaska that I caught, I have a hankerin for some halibut so I will need some beer batter.
So off to the cashier I go........I'm standin in line there waiting for like 10 minutes and it's my turn. So she does her thing.......anything else sir??? Naw thats it, well the total is 63.30 so I reach into my jacket pocket to pull out the credit card and a piece a paper falls out...........(I actually said this out loud) awwww fuck me silly.........everyone looks at me..........I forgot the eggs, the milk and the dishsoap.......UGH, I'll be right back can I leave this here? "Yes sir" so off I go............
So there I go off to get milk PINEAPPLE!! I love pineapple, better grab one. Found the milk and got that.....OOOOOOOO look diet coke, better grab some a that BUGLES, bugles are my fav a all time 2 bags a those my friend. Crap dishsoap........ran and got that! Now off to the cashier again and I'm sittin in line thinking.........."who the hell sends someone stoned with the munchies to the store?? I mean REALLY!!!!!!! Drove all the way home asking myself that........Finally get home
My wife as I walk in the door......HOLY HELL I didn't know Milk, dishwashing soap, dog food and eggs took 8 bags to fill!!!!................awe fuck............eggs, I'll be back........your going nowhere mister you just put that away and sit down..........well it's your fault! You sent someone woith the munchies and all I get is............."the look"