You might be a pothead if.

[Hammertron]

if you lick your fingers after packing a bowl..

waste not want not

 

[Boss]

If you lick your bowl after packing your fingers...

 

[Hammertron]

haha

 

[Big dog]

You wait in the rain for the postman, because you know that your new glass piece is coming in the mail!

 

[Boss]

^^^ Then you realize it's Sunday

 

[Hammertron]

^^ and your not wearing any pants -_-

 

[Boss]

^^And your are still wearing your womans undies from last nights romp..

 

[mojou]

YOU ARE LOOKING IN YOUR POCKETS , CAR CARPET,
UNDER CAR SEATS ECT FOR ANY SMALL BUD OR SHAKE THAT WAS DROPPED JUST TO GET A BUZZZ
MOJO

 

[Hammertron]

^^And your are still wearing your womans undies from last nights romp..

oh yeeea, good times

 

[PFlynn]

YOU ARE LOOKING IN YOUR POCKETS , CAR CARPET,
UNDER CAR SEATS ECT FOR ANY SMALL BUD OR SHAKE THAT WAS DROPPED JUST TO GET A BUZZZ
MOJO

We call that Floor Score.And it's a lifesaver when you are dry.

 

[Big dog]

Any port in a storm; any bud in a pinch!

 

[DankoStanko]

(for this one, think back to your high school days..sitting in detention../looking at all the writing on the desk)

you might be a pot head you spend the entire time carving 420 into the chair in front of you.

haha i spend alot of time just looking around the room at all the desks and thier drawings.

 

[LoveDove420]

you spend all of your money on pot instead of paying bills that week...
you only hang out with people that smoke pot...
you'd rather spend your last $20 on a bag instead of food, cigs, or gas...
everything you ever talk about somehow relates to pot...
you take gravity hits of resin because your out of pot, and money...due to #1...one i'm guilty of now =D

 

[Boss]

Dayym Love, you got it bad

 

[bergdawg]

If you tell your parents you need money to pay a ticket so you can buy pot

That's very commendable of you! I'm sure you'll make your parents proud.

 

[FreakNature]

If you feel a little self conscious saying "hi" to straight people, because it sounds like "high".

 

[PFlynn]

I always feel like I'm asking a question when I say "hi".

 

[dotar]

ive smoked for 36 years and im not a hotpead

 

[Herb Fellow]

ive smoked for 36 years and im not a hotpead

That scripture you use; doesn't it end with "And God said, "It was good . . . damn that is some good weed.'"?

 

[krengel187]

You might be a pothead if your only regret after going to prison for possession was not having more weed
you might be a pothead if you know 400 people that toke but only 10 of their names
you might be a pothead if your magazine collection is considered reasonable suspicion