You Might Be A Grower If

If all the butter in your house is green, you might be a grower!

If you've ever driven to another location just to dump your trash, you might be a grower!

If you bake brownies that the kids aren't allowed to eat, you might be a grower!
 
........ if you get mad u can't remember your 420 Mag password and do a computer forensic search to retrieve it.
........ If you'd rather log on to 420 Mag and talk to your "grow brethren" than any of your offline friends at any given time.
........ If your grow room,tent,closet is more sterile than your own restroom (or any other part of your house for that matter)
........ If you like seeing spider mites explode
........ If you can wake up exactly 10 before every shift change on the gas lantern routine to turn the lights on or off because you havent gone to get a timer, but you cant get up on time to go to work.
........ If you've ever woke up in a cold sweat, heart pounding against your chest from having the "grow bust " dream.....
........If after having said dream u can't go back to sleep and go to your grow room and stare at your girls whispering.."they'll never take us alive!"
....... if you get excited when it's "Lights On"....and it's not beause your wife/girlfriend lets you have the lights on during naughty time! :cheesygrinsmiley:
.......
 
FrankFoster said:
that one about getting to work on time is classic. I always seem to be able to get up and go skiing and hunting and fishing...
Click to expand...

That`s your inner-self making sure you don`t miss the important things in life.

Peace & Great Growin`
YR
 
You know you're a grower if:

You're tripping over buckets in your bedroom trying to get to the bed.
Your bathroom is so full of nute bottles you have to search for your shampoo.
Your family members wonder why there is a keypad on the door to your bedroom.
Your grow becomes the most important thing in your life - except for your loved ones of course
When it really comes down to it you are thinking about the plant in one form or other 24/7.

Great thread.
 
Here's one I'm doing right now:

If you move back to Los Angeles, and your primary consideration for finding an apartment is "Would this be a good safe place to grow, is the layout of the apartment conducive to the needs of a grow room, and what kind and number of circuit breakers are in the breaker box", then you might be a grower! :)
 
..if your vegetable beds don't actually produce vegetables.

..if you sit in the middle of your yard in broad daylight staring at dirt.
 
You might be a grower if you own a few tents, but never go camping....

You might be a grower if you get used to the smell of fish....

You might be a grower if everytime it rains, you run around looking for spare buckets...

You might be a grower when helicopter watching becomes one of your hobbies...

You might be a grower if you have more cash on hand than in your bank account...

You might be a grower if you know more about ph than your pool guy...

You might be a grower if you get excited about breeding bacteria....

You might be a grower if you never have worked in a trade, but know electricity, carpentry, HVAC and plumbing...

You might be a grower if you have a favorite vaporizer, and its not used for when your nose is stuffy...

You might be a grower when you leave somewhere saying, I have to go feed my babies, and people think you have a pack of children at home...

You might be a grower if you have more sandwich bags than Martha Stewart....
 
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