You Might Be A Grower If

oldrthandirt said:
You might be a grower if

Most of your friends are farmers with cows.

You rake all your neighbors leaves into your yard for compost.

if you see a plowed field and wonder what strain and how many you could grow.

all your houseplants have nugs on em.

You may be a pissed off grower if the wife wants half your grow in the divorce!!
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
You might be a grower if you have ever fed your Christmas tree grow big to make it last longer!
Anybody know what the Ph should be for a Fraiser fir? lol
 
You might be a grower if you tell your ex wife you start work around the time you plan on harvesting

you might be a grower if you saw Ace Ventura 2, and thought what that white bats guano would do for your plant

you might be a grower if you played Farcry 3 and was upset that you had to burn their weed fields, and you might be a grower if it made you wanna smoke 1

you might be a grower if you have two different phones..

you might be a grower if you use these terminologies to describe marijuana (dank, nuggs, cannibus,)

you might be a grower if you 3 distinct weed smells in your house, (Smoked, unsmoked, and plant)

you might be a grower if the only online argument youve ever had on a social network was about flushing your plants

and you def might be a grower if you have random dried up leaves in places your plants never been

your def a grower if youve used duct tape for an actual duct and know nothing about air industrial air conditioning

you might be a grower if autumn if your fav season.

you might be a grower if you thought the show 'Weeds' is classic and knew everything they were talking about
 
You might be a grower if ,when you say " hey, you know what? " and your friends finish your sentence with, "yes, you could totally grow weed in that spot, shut up."
 
You might be a grower if every time you see the word "refer" and think of "reefer :)

and very similar....

You might be a grower if you know a salt water tank enthusiast and chuckle everytime you hear him called a reefer :)

You might be a grower if when you sign on amazon, all the recommended buy's/related items that pop up are all growing supplies, nutrients, lights...etc :)

You might be a grower if your have more friends on 420 magazine than facebook that you actually talk to and relate with :)

You might be a grower if your getting a haircut and think to yourself " I hate trimming" and leave extra in the tip after that thought :)

You might be a grower if every time you hear a squad car siren, your heart leaps more than if you saw a ghost..

You might be a grower if the majority of glassware at your house is used for smoking...

You might be a grower when you have passed down smoking shwag or moldy buds, and feeling bad for those that don't know the difference...thinking poor soul..

You might be a grower you wear sunglasses indoors

You might be a grower if you spend money on bags of poop and walk out with a smile

You might be a grower when you walk by any plant, look at its leaves and say..."hmmm..looks like a (___fill in____) defficiency"

You might be a grower if you have thought about growing weed in space, or on the moon...or even using moon dust in your soil...LOL

You might be a grower if your more concerned with your fingernail hygiene than most others...

You might be a grower if you hold a very deep hatred for bugs/pests and rodents like rats and other plant destroying creatures, but you love animals in general
 
OK...a few more...

If, when your buddy complains about finding a seed in a bag of meds, you ask him if you can have it, you might be a grower!

If your search for UFO's has nothing to do with aliens or space travel, you might be a grower!

If you've spent the day flushing without ever touching a toilet the entire time, you might be a grower!

If you get busted for having a bunch of girls locked in the closet and it's not for kidnapping, you might be a grower!

If your main concern during a power outage is NOT your mother-in-law's oxygen machine, you might be a grower! (or just hate her!) :)
 
Mr. Krip said:
OK...a few more...

If, when your buddy complains about finding a seed in a bag of meds, you ask him if you can have it, you might be a grower!

If your search for UFO's has nothing to do with aliens or space travel, you might be a grower!

If you've spent the day flushing without ever touching a toilet the entire time, you might be a grower!

If you get busted for having a bunch of girls locked in the closet and it's not for kidnapping, you might be a grower!

If your main concern during a power outage is NOT your mother-in-law's oxygen machine, you might be a grower! (or just hate her!) :)
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:rofl: :laughtwo:
 
You might be a grower if the neighbor cuts down a huge tree that shaded your yard and three days later your lawn explodes into mushrooms because you have been using the old res water to fertilize your lawn, and you forgot you also added 3-4 packets of mycorrhizae in there and now the inky headed copernius mushrooms are enjoying the sunlight and the neighbor is wondering why his side of the hill looks like aliens have defecated everywhere.

Yeah.....
 
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