Welcome To My New Journal - OMMSOG

[Chopper]

Hey Papa....
If you'rre ordering this Friday....check your Email Wednesday.....Big A sends out an Email 2 days before all Promos. If the pot's getting any sweeter, it will be today. I'll have to catch-up read this weekend. Friday's the anniversary for my wife and I too. (got her a new Toshiba laptop to replace her old Dell.)
Gots to run
Peace Y'all

 

[OldMedMan]

Hey Papa....
If you'rre ordering this Friday....check your Email Wednesday.....Big A sends out an Email 2 days before all Promos. If the pot's getting any sweeter, it will be today. I'll have to catch-up read this weekend. Friday's the anniversary for my wife and I too. (got her a new Toshiba laptop to replace her old Dell.)
Gots to run
Peace Y'all

I'll be looking then! So far they have changed the freebies to Barney's Farm. Which is a good step in the right direction,
Congrats to you and the Mrs!

 

[OldMedMan]

Okay Folks, you that have been in one my Journals before you know that I post some strange stuff sometimes. I like to have bit of fun sometimes, so here we go.

These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were taken off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went
through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed
of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write
anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again
or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs".

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National Crime
Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."

Ta Da!

 

[OG13]

Hey OMM sorry for my absence......I posted way back number 61 on day 1 or 2, but haven't been getting emails everyday. Guess there was a bump in the system. Hopefully I'm really sub'd now.

 

[OldMedMan]

Hey OMM sorry for my absence......I posted way back number 61 on day 1 or 2, but haven't been getting emails everyday. Guess there was a bump in the system. Hopefully I'm really sub'd now.

Hi OG13....... I knew your were out there somewhere....but....I knew you wanted to see my SOG....well, you are not late as you can see. Welcome my Friend.

 

[jandre2k3]

LOL! I loved those! And 16 kinda stings, ya think?

 

[sqwheels]

Good Morning OMM

Love the extras...Make sure to read them all with that southern drawwlll

Gotta love those troopers! Just don't be on the wrong side

to you and Jo

 

[jameswri85]

Hilarious!! Loved 'em

Hope all is growing well!

 

[Closet Farmer]

Those are some real witty comments!! I think I have actually heard a few of those in real life!!

 

[QueenTokelove]

Queen! You sure know how to get me going. Smooch!!!!

My pleasure, Sir. Just call me Miss Motivation....

 

[jandre2k3]

Those are some real witty comments!! I think I have actually heard a few of those in real life!!

Those were said in real life, during actual traffic stops made by the South Carolina State Troopers.

 

[THsea]

Those were said in real life, during actual traffic stops made by the South Carolina State Troopers.

True story! I heard it happened to ClosetFarmer!

 

[OldMedMan]

My pleasure, Sir. Just call me Miss Motivation....

That's what you are for sure...you've brighten 420, Big time.

 

[Mr. Krip]

okay folks, you that have been in one my journals before you know that i post some strange stuff sometimes. I like to have bit of fun sometimes, so here we go.

these are actual comments made by south carolina troopers that were taken off their car videos:


1. "you know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went
through."

2. "relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
after you wear them a while."

3. "if you take your hands off the car, i'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."

4. "if you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed
of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

6. "you don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means i can write
anything i want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but i don't think it
will help. Oh, did i mention that i'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "warning! You want a warning? O.k, i'm warning you not to do that again
or i'll give you another ticket."

9. "the answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or
not. Was mickey mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs".

11. "yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."

12. "in god we trust; all others we run through ncic." ( national crime
information center )

13. "just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "no sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "i'm glad to hear that the chief (of police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

16. "you didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here."

ta da!

 

[jandre2k3]

True story! I heard it happened to ClosetFarmer!

Even...#16????

 

[OldMedMan]

Hi All !

Haven't been around my journal tonight....been out visiting....helping where I could and learning from all the great Grower's on 420. Kind of a quite, but busy night!

 

[OG13]

I have never thought of "witty" and "trooper" in the same sentence.....

 

[OldMedMan]

I have never thought of "witty" and "trooper" in the same sentence.....

Me and you both! Lived in Ga for while...they looked like the Third Reich.

 

[SmokzAlot]

What do you expect, it's a police state...

 

[MSquared]

I lived in GA for a spell when I was in the army. benning is a real crap hole, well at least it was when I was there. The troopers were always good to us (even though I don't trust them any farther than I throw one) being that we were in the military.