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So as I stand there with lighter in hand, hookah tube in the other with a fresh bowl loaded, I bring the tube into position. Deep breath, exhale. Light lighter, put flame to bowl, start to draw. Oh yeah, that's it! Exhale. Nothing. Hmmm. Plug other hookah tube. Flame to bowl. Draw. That's got to be it this time. Exhale! Nothing! Hmmm!
I'll get the torch. Looks at hookah thinks *I'll show you! Hmmmphhh!*
Decide to make sure tube isn't clogged. Move little back flow preventer, put back together.
Plug other tube. Tube in mouth, now here's where it gets tricky. Lights Torch move it to bowl draw hard because I'm frustrated at this point! Oh no! Exhale! Exhale! EXHALE!

After an unknown amount of time rolling on floor, coughing, drooling, dry heaving, I have composed myself enough to tell you be careful, that first hit is a doozy! Who's next? Oh, it's loaded with our Fruit Punch.
 
So as I stand there with lighter in hand, hookah tube in the other with a fresh bowl loaded, I bring the tube into position. Deep breath, exhale. Light lighter, put flame to bowl, start to draw. Oh yeah, that's it! Exhale. Nothing. Hmmm. Plug other hookah tube. Flame to bowl. Draw. That's got to be it this time. Exhale! Nothing! Hmmm!
I'll get the torch. Looks at hookah thinks *I'll show you! Hmmmphhh!*
Decide to make sure tube isn't clogged. Move little back flow preventer, put back together.
Plug other tube. Tube in mouth, now here's where it gets tricky. Lights Torch move it to bowl draw hard because I'm frustrated at this point! Oh no! Exhale! Exhale! EXHALE!

After an unknown amount of time rolling on floor, coughing, drooling, dry heaving, I have composed myself enough to tell you be careful, that first hit is a doozy! Who's next? Oh, it's loaded with our Fruit Punch.


padding you on the back...there there...ok now??? :rofl:(sry for laughing...is it me or are you deliberately creating me a mental image of what is going on??? )
:Hookah:
 
So as I stand there with lighter in hand, hookah tube in the other with a fresh bowl loaded, I bring the tube into position. Deep breath, exhale. Light lighter, put flame to bowl, start to draw. Oh yeah, that's it! Exhale. Nothing. Hmmm. Plug other hookah tube. Flame to bowl. Draw. That's got to be it this time. Exhale! Nothing! Hmmm!
I'll get the torch. Looks at hookah thinks *I'll show you! Hmmmphhh!*
Decide to make sure tube isn't clogged. Move little back flow preventer, put back together.
Plug other tube. Tube in mouth, now here's where it gets tricky. Lights Torch move it to bowl draw hard because I'm frustrated at this point! Oh no! Exhale! Exhale! EXHALE!

After an unknown amount of time rolling on floor, coughing, drooling, dry heaving, I have composed myself enough to tell you be careful, that first hit is a doozy! Who's next? Oh, it's loaded with our Fruit Punch.

Sounds like you might be a little loaded with your Fruit Punch, too! :)

The fist half of the post sounded like some sort of stoner haiku! :bravo:
 
Not only creating it, but I want you all to know to never underestimate the power of the hookah! *thunder booms out the window*

Hookah? The one with big ceramic bowls you can load with up to 10 grams of hookah tobacco? And you have that bowl full of cannabis? No you did not do that! And if you did, then how? Wait I know how, I have hookah myself but I've been using a phunnel bowl for years now instead of the classic one :loopy:
Well, lessons learned. Thanks, teacher. :geek:
 
Hookah? The one with big ceramic bowls you can load with up to 10 grams of hookah tobacco? And you have that bowl full of cannabis? No you did not do that! And if you did, then how? Wait I know how, I have hookah myself but I've been using a phunnel bowl for years now instead of the classic one :loopy:
Well, lessons learned. Thanks, teacher. :geek:



That's what the bowl looks like after the 1 hit I took earlier. It was a freshly loaded bowl.
 
So as I stand there with lighter in hand, hookah tube in the other with a fresh bowl loaded, I bring the tube into position. Deep breath, exhale. Light lighter, put flame to bowl, start to draw. Oh yeah, that's it! Exhale. Nothing. Hmmm. Plug other hookah tube. Flame to bowl. Draw. That's got to be it this time. Exhale! Nothing! Hmmm!
I'll get the torch. Looks at hookah thinks *I'll show you! Hmmmphhh!*
Decide to make sure tube isn't clogged. Move little back flow preventer, put back together.
Plug other tube. Tube in mouth, now here's where it gets tricky. Lights Torch move it to bowl draw hard because I'm frustrated at this point! Oh no! Exhale! Exhale! EXHALE!

After an unknown amount of time rolling on floor, coughing, drooling, dry heaving, I have composed myself enough to tell you be careful, that first hit is a doozy! Who's next? Oh, it's loaded with our Fruit Punch.

(Talking in a Cheech and Chong voice) "Oh wow man, I've been there dude!" :thumb: That's the kind of a hit that knocks your socks off!!!:cough::trance: That'll keep ya rockin' for a while!!!:rofl::;):
 
I had a hookah kinda like that in the early 90s but it was a 4 tube. The bowl held damn near an eighth. They are so great for small get togethers. Everyone always loves to walk in and see a freshly packed hookah.

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:rofl::oops::cough:
Well, we got it on a swap site, so there were no directions with it. I wasn't sure how to go about lighting it. The torch is not a suggested way of lighting it. Believe me, "don't try this at home". Lol
 
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