I think you’ll find the record to show that the only insoluble disagreement we’ve had was Iraq. We’ve dutifully been brothers in arms without question otherwise, but we tried really, really hard to pull you back from that one. But when the Brits decided to get on board that effort was snowed, although we begged, bribed, cajoled and insisted right up until the shock hit the awe.
But, given you considered us the, “Britain of the Near Abroad” (that ominous term the Russkies use, fekkers).Britain joining you made the error a fait d’accomplit and boxed us out of resorting to just clamping on to your right leg like a three-year-old, which was the next Op on deck.
Wait, are you telling me you believe the story of St. Valentine too?
Anyway, nobody, nobody in the world knows you better than we do because both geographically and as a population the closest to you. Our televisions run the same channels as you in the same order with a few rump Canadian channels tacked on so we can watch hockey. We are so deep in your head that you believe millions of us down there are just millions of you. Nuh-uh. You also know nothing about us because we do not interest you. This too is by design, for, what other possible position of superiority might we otherwise enjoy?none sunshine, that’s all we got and we’re hanging on to it. You’d hate it here. It soooo cold.
We have thanksgiving because we live in daily thanks that we aren’t geographically piano-wired like Ukraine, Georgia (the country) et al. We have thanksgiving because if the far right down there goes full Retribution, we want to be able to show them pics of us sitting down to prayer at the White Nationalist Day of Thanks, just like the religious zealots they identify with did at Plymouth 400 years ago (almost) meanwhile all of the US Left wing types will be in our garage, under the floor boards, or in the shed waiting for Heir Trump’s finest to move along so we can all sit down to our early thanksgiving meal together.
Any other questions?