Happy Sunday!!!!
Omg I had the best nightshift. I was on with the hysterical gay who minces (it’s not offensive language when you say it to their face lol). He’s going to Colombia next week. His goal in life is to really taste every race, and by taste I mean
. He used to be obsessed with Asian men. We were talking one shift and he said something like “I’m just loving Asian men atm. They are so smooth and hairless. It’s like fucking a dolphin. I just love it..” well I have to be honest. I never considered dolphin fucking to be a thing. But what ever floats your boat. He’s now moved on to Colombians. He doesn’t speak the language and he’s travelling alone. Tbh I’m hoping he doesn’t end up waking up in a bath full of ice with a note saying “call the doctor, I’ve taken your kidneys”. I’m more worried about him travelling than he is lol! I have a set of really old rosary beads that were given to me by the nun who changed my life 30 years ago. I used to pack them in my son’s school camp things to keep him safe. I gave them to the dolphin fucker last night as a loan. He has to return them when he comes back. Hopefully he stays safe. I really love him.
And sorry just a bit more chat. My morning walk. Seriously the sights
make me giggle like a loon!. My own thoughts can keep me entertained.
Kk enough chat! Let’s fuck this dolphin
!
Sunday Summary
The Bloom Room looks ace. Like proper good. No nits, slight burn, stacking buds. All flower girls are mint, oh except for Tricky who is homeless and sleeps rough.
The Flower Girls
Tricky is slowly ticking along slowly. I think she will be a long flower. I don’t think she’s any where near done.
Tricky Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 158 Days
Flip Age: 107 Days
Days in Flower: 47
Omg Em smells A-MAZING! Like so sweet. And she’s stickier than a nuns knickers on sausage night!
Emma Bee aka Gelato Auto
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 63 Days
Days in Flower: 36
I love this plant so much! I named her after my favourite Seagirls song, Lucky. And she is just beautiful. Shes got that X factor in spades.
Lucky Bee aka Banana Punch
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 100 Days
Flip Age: 70 Days
Days in Flower: 27
Misty is light in green, but I think that’s just her. She’s shaping up to be my next Star.
Misty Bee aka Gorilla Zkittles
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 77 Days
Flip Age: 63 Days
Days in Flower: 4
And this is where the wheels fall off my grow. Remeber last week? When I was all smug?
Me: look at me guys! I’m the Queen of the Grow
It lasted a week. This week I’m back to being a fucking mong. Worst part I have to do it publicly in my collab grow with Preston. Both plants are faaaaked mate! It’s like my grow with carcass when I fucked that Zkittkes lol.
The Veg Girls
But first the good veg news. My redemption grow with carcass looks good. Real good in fact.
Honey Bee aka Critical Kush
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 55 Days
James looks good, despite her limb losses. Still no signs of flower.
Jamie Bee aka Gorilla Glue Auto
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 24 Days
And this is where the wheels completely fall off. So a normal person would bin this plant, but not me lol. Every seed I wake I commit to to the end. I continue to try and make them sing. Even when I accidentally hurt them and make they cry lol.
So my plan. I lost all first three node growths when I snapped her at her base. She only has those first two shitty first nodes left. I’ve cloned a set of 2 nodes, which look the most viable, and I’ve rolled the dice and planted the most unviable looking single set of nodes clone ever lol, so now we wait. If the clone/s strike I’ll put them back in with the mother plant. I think I have an okay chance of striking the 2 nodes clone. But not much chance of the other striking but you gotta be in it to win it.
I still haven’t pulled out Da Imp lol. As you can see, I properly fucked her.
Mika Bee and da Imp and da 2 clones aka Purple Ghost Candy
Seeds from Sponsors Seedsman Seeds
Age: 23 Days
And this is the embarrassment I’m growing with Preston. I had a chat with her. Told her I needed her to grow for me. She obviously didn’t understand coz she grew upwards by half a foot but still only has four leaves. LOLLING!
Amethyst Bee aka Purple Ghost Candy
Seed from Sponsors Seedsman Seeds
Age: 22 Days
I’ve taken a seed out for planting to continue my perpetualization. Fingers crossed I can wake her. It’s a Barney Farm White Widow XXL
Oh and to end on a funny. My Jimmy, he’s such a little character. I got a good #Zooted pic for Black who coined the phrase for me in here. Hope it makes you smile as much as it did for me making it for you.
Hope your Sunday is full of the good stuff Xo
