Omg I’ve been so busy! I’ve legit had my Martha Snoop Dogg on! My house is sparkling, I’ve prepped next weeks boring work lunches and made an Anzac inspired slice. Speaking of Anzac Day, it’s tomorrow and I thought my man was gonna be working, which meant two me days, but last night he rudely informed me he was taking a sickie so he could get drunk with his ex servicemen buddies. Worst part, I’m the dessy dave which is Bogan for designated driver. So I have to drive the dribbling fucking idiots around! But that’s tomorrows problem…
So 1, 2, 3, back to me. Yeah I’m living my best life! No other humans. Just me and my dogs. I put yacht gloss on my grandsons Shitty Arsed Craft and omg I love it!
This slice is so yummy! And it’s bum food coz I’m all about a good healthy morning poo. Did you know it’s meant to take as long to wee as it does to poo? If you’re sitting there for days as you drop the kids off to the pool, eat more fibre.
These lunches on the other hand. Healthy, and bum feeding but boring as batshit. I hate wasting good calories at work, so I’m all about low calorie and filling.
Probably should do a grow update too aye? Lolling. I’m calling Day 1 of flower on the Gorilla Zkittless too.
The Bloom Room
The Veg Tent
It’s now 1315 and all my jobs are done! All I need to do now is
watch porn and eat Cheetos watch Netflix and make healthy food choices. Lolling! But first I need to read my book. Omg the serenity. Right at this minute it’s fucking good to be me.
I like to end my humpday update with a heart for you. This is what my green heart canopy has been reduce to lol! When I look up and take this pic I think of you all and I always hope you are living your best life… unless I hate you. If I hate you you can eat shit and die for all I care LOLLING!