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It’s time to rhyme coz todays the day
After a nightshift I still come to say
My plants aren’t magic, but they’re okay
If you don’t like a long post, it’s time to back away!
OMG! Night shift done. I’ve wellness walked, made no big decisions so all my plants are still alive! I still have murder regret of Rosie my White Widow. Who does that? I’m such a fucking douche sometimes lolling! But back to this awesome day, I’ve had two and a half hours of good sleep and I feel fucking awesome!After a nightshift I still come to say
My plants aren’t magic, but they’re okay
If you don’t like a long post, it’s time to back away!
First a bit of a funny, you know how I’ve gone Tra’s ShittyArsed Craft
mad? Well I thought I’d make a picture for Photo of the Month, so I got to it, then read the comp rules. Yeah nah. I’d cause an uproar coz hell hath no fury like a fellow competition member when he thinks a rule might have been broken LOLLING!So I’ll just share it here. First time I saw that bud I thought now there’s a Tree of Life!
Omg here I go again! I have acute rhymatitis!
But back to why I woke up rhyming, after two and a bit hours of bed timing
It’s my day to get real loud and xTra, and if you don’t vibe me I’ll try not to vex ya
I’m gonna show my girls and their green and their structure; if you don’t like it namaste motherfucker!
It’s my day to get real loud and xTra, and if you don’t vibe me I’ll try not to vex ya
I’m gonna show my girls and their green and their structure; if you don’t like it namaste motherfucker!
I need to stop this, but my brain is on High Rhyme Alert!
Lolling!
Sunday Summary
Flower GirlsOmg Tilly has not got the Barney’s Farm memo that she’s meant to finish in 75 days! At this rate she’ll go over by 50 days! Oh baby baby! She’s got dem Britney Spears tho!
Tilly Bee aka Strawberry Cheesecake Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 103 Days
Days in Flower: 70
V doesn’t look much, but she smells amazing! Her head will be next on the chopping block. I’ll look at her glitter on Friday.
Viola Bee aka Pineapple Chunk
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 118 Days
Flip Age: 61 Days
Days in Flower: 52
AM is looking just lovely. Whitest sugar ever! While I’m Barney’s 4 Life, I actually rate these genetics. I think Seedsmans got the goods.
AnnMarie Bee aka Black Sugar
Seedsman seed from Sponsors Seedsman Seeds
Age: 97 Days
Flip: 55 Days
Days in Flower: 36
Best Wookiee I’ve ever grown. I mean she’s no Virgin Ground grow magic. But for me she’s mint.
Arrow Bee aka Wookiee F2 Auto
Seed from the PNW Seed fairy
Age: 63 Days
Days in Flower: 10
Veg GirlsMy veg girls really are finally taking shape. I mean they’re still boring, but you can now see promise. They really need to be flipped, but I’m holding for my 20 day plan.
Tricky Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 72 Days
Jade Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 71 Days
So stinker told me to keep this seedling under the light, and omfg it has made a HUGE difference growth wise. These old forum dogs really can teach you such fabulous tricks… when we listen lol.
Lucky Bee aka Banana Punch
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 14 Days
And I’m feeling so warm and fuzzy. You really are the best collective of grow people. I’m not sure how I got so lucky to ensnare you in my little cyber corner of skullfuckery and debauchery, but I’m so glad you’re here! Life really is about trying to be happy and stay close to the people who make you smile. As my old nan used to say:- you gotta dance like there's nobody watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like there's nobody listening, and fuck like you’re being filmed. She was ahead of her time my old nan. LOLLLINGGGGG!
Happy Monday to you!! 
