Trala’s Tent

Actually reminds me of a story, a wardie was x1 with a shit dipped patient. I was cleaning, he was log rolling. Anyhoo he was hungover af, and legit said “hang on Tra, hang on..” raced to my side of the bed and turned and spewed in the bin that was beside me.

I dry wretched and lolled at the same time!
What a shitty job.
 
Hahaha!

Made me think of this gem...
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🤣🤣🤣
Lolling!

Omg another story. I used to work in a Nursing Home, anyhoo I had a patient hand me a statue. It looked like a brown cylinder, similar to a fly spray can. I was trying to work out what it was and where he got it. Before I knew it, my brain logged back in, and I realised I was holding the biggest turd I’d ever seen in my ungloved hand.
 
I am growing nothing at the time, so they look beautiful to me. But they do not have the shine your plants normally have.
Yeah they’re okay. There’s just no real stand out plants.

The Black Sugar is the prettiest. She should have been called White Sugar. It’s like she’s been dusted in castor sugar.
 
Yeah they’re okay. There’s just no real stand out plants.

The Black Sugar is the prettiest. She should have been called White Sugar. It’s like she’s been dusted in castor sugar.
I would not mind have plants like that.
 
I know that smell well T
😍😍😍


Lolling!

You tell me what truth you want and I’ll deliver.

Hey Anzac.

Thank you.

She actually smells like a sexed out honeymooners first semi UTI laden pee of the day. In other words, good but so. fucking. bad!


Thank you!

100% no.

She was as dry as a dead dingoes donger. That water ran straight through her like a bad curry.

It’s just her. She’s a droopster.
Yeah I know that smell, it's like when antifreeze goes off...🤣
 
I know that smell well T

Yeah I know that smell, it's like when antifreeze goes off...🤣
This is so funny coz I only learned antifreeze was a thing five minutes ago lol! Not even joking!
 
Outta my way!
Outta my way!
Need to measure this possible world record stat!
Not a shift goes by without a poo funny.

Code Brown Room 8
Copy that ghost rider?
 
Trala, plants are all looking great. I caught up…caught off guard by that record brown trout. It’s pretty much what I expected. Hope you get some good down time. Cheers
Hi 😍

So nice to see you!

And thanks 🤩
 
HAPPY Sunday GrowStars!

Jumping straight in. I’m time poor. I’m out for dinner tonight and I am LIVING FOR IT!

Sunday Summary

Everyone is okay. No one has that X factor. I think my favourites this week are my Black Sugar, and my Wookiee, who has finally gone into her training bra!

🌹The Bloom Room


Tilly is still moping, and she is still stacking. She’s like depressed, stressed, but nicely dressed lol She has some real Britney Spears going on too. BF said cooked in 75 days. She is no where near finished tho.

Tilly Bee aka Strawberry Cheesecake Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 103 Days
Days in Flower: 63


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V has that horrid Queensland skin I’ve been cursed with. She looks slightly toasted. Her glitter is pretty tho.

Viola Bee aka Pineapple Chunk
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 111 Days
Flip Age: 61 Days
Days in Flower: 45


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This girl has been dipped in white sugar! She smells like she will fuck. you. up! I’m happy with her.

AnnMarie Bee aka Black Sugar
Seedsman seed from Sponsors Seedsman Seeds
Age: 90
Flip: 55 Days
Days in Flower: 29


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Arrow has finally started to flower. I think topping every growth point at her first sign of flower two weeks ago delayed her. I think it gave her time to fatten. She is by far my best Wookiee to date arms wise.

Arrow Bee aka Wookiee F2 Auto
Seed from the PNW Seed fairy
Age: 56 Days
Days in Flower: 3

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🌱The Veg Tent

Veggers are finally taking shape. I’m glad I have more time to veg them. First one will be flipped when I harvest V, and the next will flip 20 days after that. Not sure who will go in first. I’m going to stick to this seed in every 20 days thing to hopefully perpetualise better.

Tricky Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 65 Days

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Jade Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 66 Days

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Lucky Bee aka Banana Punch
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 7 Days


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I hope you have the best Sunday ever! And as always thanks for growing with me. I appreciate every single one of you! Xo
 
Hi Tra,
I hope you survived nurse Friday? The swag box is nearly ready. Slow I know.

A little gift for a No. 1 @Barney's Farm fan. :ganjamon:

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Fuck me dead!

I’m shook!

Like how did I ever get so. fucking. lucky? I just don’t even know. I really don’t. And I don’t feel deserving, but I do feel grateful. Thank you so much. Xo

You know I’ll look after it all my life lol! I think you will have a little something something going out to you this week too!

And Nurse Friday was a winner!

Love your guts!

#BarneysFarm4LIFE
 
HAPPY Sunday GrowStars!

Jumping straight in. I’m time poor. I’m out for dinner tonight and I am LIVING FOR IT!

Sunday Summary

Everyone is okay. No one has that X factor. I think my favourites this week are my Black Sugar, and my Wookiee, who has finally gone into her training bra!

🌹The Bloom Room


Tilly is still moping, and she is still stacking. She’s like depressed, stressed, but nicely dressed lol She has some real Britney Spears going on too. BF said cooked in 75 days. She is no where near finished tho.

Tilly Bee aka Strawberry Cheesecake Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 103 Days
Days in Flower: 63


IMG_2765.jpeg


V has that horrid Queensland skin I’ve been cursed with. She looks slightly toasted. Her glitter is pretty tho.

Viola Bee aka Pineapple Chunk
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 111 Days
Flip Age: 61 Days
Days in Flower: 45


IMG_2775.jpeg


This girl has been dipped in white sugar! She smells like she will fuck. you. up! I’m happy with her.

AnnMarie Bee aka Black Sugar
Seedsman seed from Sponsors Seedsman Seeds
Age: 90
Flip: 55 Days
Days in Flower: 29


IMG_2769.jpeg


Arrow has finally started to flower. I think topping every growth point at her first sign of flower two weeks ago delayed her. I think it gave her time to fatten. She is by far my best Wookiee to date arms wise.

Arrow Bee aka Wookiee F2 Auto
Seed from the PNW Seed fairy
Age: 56 Days
Days in Flower: 3

IMG_2779.jpeg


🌱The Veg Tent

Veggers are finally taking shape. I’m glad I have more time to veg them. First one will be flipped when I harvest V, and the next will flip 20 days after that. Not sure who will go in first. I’m going to stick to this seed in every 20 days thing to hopefully perpetualise better.

Tricky Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 65 Days

IMG_2788.jpeg


Jade Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 66 Days

IMG_2784.jpeg


Lucky Bee aka Banana Punch
Seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 7 Days


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I hope you have the best Sunday ever! And as always thanks for growing with me. I appreciate every single one of you! Xo
That late blooming Wookiee is going to be a knockout girl.
Everyone looking chipper and healthy.

Awesome to see that Barney’s Farm box coming your way, that’s really nice gear (mother of Wookiees too, you already know) Happy Growing friend
 
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