Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

I’m about to get Chrissy cooking! And as a nod to my Canadian friends, I paid the extra $3 and got proper Canadian maple syrup

And a quick Christmas tradition story. I used to clean for this really grumpy old lady. Her name was Betty. And I was literally the only person who could endure her rudeness and her refusal not to smoke ciggies while the cleaner was there.

Me: Hi Betty, I’m here to clean for you
Betty: Well open the door and get started you fucking idiot…

She was so gruff. Over time I got to know her. She lived a tragic life. Dead child. Abusive husband. The works.

Anyhoo it was before Christmas and I was talking to her about glazing my first ham. I was asking what you use to get the glaze on.

Me: Do you tip the glaze on?
Betty: you use a brush you fucking idiot. You can have mine. I’ll never use it again.

18 years on and I still use it. And every time the head falls off I think of Betty looking up from hell, gently and lovingly whispering to me with her gravel like voice “put it in the bin and buy a new one you fucking idiot” lolllllinggggg!

Ham Tradition: Bit of Biffy fucking Clyro. The lead singer is my hall pass.

Here’s an early Merry Christmas. I love ya guts! Xo

 

[stinker]

Thanks for thinking of me. You made my day. I feel good!

 

[024backwards]

Good morning C Bumblebee!

I’m legit big smiling!

This must be how my son felt when I would proudly display his absolutely shit house drawings on my fridge. I know they’re rubbish, but it feels so good seeing them dotted around in my friend’s homes.

Hey keep the name of the seeds, I’ve already forgotten lol. I have one. Hopefully I can get this one up. You might have time to sneak in another grow. I’ll be ready after my Black Sugar Collab.

Lots of love to you carcass. Xo

PS Floramingo died yesterday. Like proper died. We had a hailstorm whirl through yesterday arvo and she took a direct hit. Tore a hole the size of a walnut into her. It was a heartbreaking scene. I cried when I saw her and I’m not even joking.

Queensland is known for cRaZY summer storms. This was yesterday arvo. Blew through and lasted 20 minutes, blue skies 21 minutes later. Disaster averted, and by disaster I mean having to host a pool party inside lol.

RIP Floramingo

Oh No, RiP Flora

 

[Trala]

Thanks for thinking of me. You made my day. I feel good!

You are welcome!

And just so you know, every time I look at my Barney’s Farm girls, you make mine.

I feel super lucky our paths crossed Xo

 

[Trala]

Oh No, RiP Flora

So devo.

 

[Trala]

Hey a bit of a funny. So true story, I seldom wear colour. I bought a red dress for Christmas, so not me. But I just fell in love with it. It’s got this belt that is cinched at the waist and I fucking love it.

Well I’m looking through my Xmas Day pics, and as usual my confidence outweighs my ability.

Even made me lol. My arse looks like the back end of a fucking bus and it looks like I’m hiding a gunt!

 

[Trala]

I did get lucky in the pressy department tho.

 

[Heavenly Hybrid]

Well, it seems like I’m joining in at a sad moment. Glad you salvaged your birdy, I’m sure she’ll bring lots of luck to your grows now that she can keep an eye on them for you. Plants are stunning Trala! And your new ring too!

 

[Lerugged]

Yeah these plants are always showroom condition

 

[Jungle Joseph]

Sorry for your loss T,
hopefully my little ditty will cheer you up...


Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin ran away.
Wonder woman lost her knickers on the motorway.
HEY!!!


Hope you have a wonderful Chrissy and a rockin New year's, you deserve it.

Oh, and your plants look amazing...

 

[StoneOtter]

You look just like your avatar in the red dress Tra! Very Xmassy! Love the Bee ring too!

 

[greenmobster440]

Love that ring. Merry Cannamas!

 

[Trala]

Well, it seems like I’m joining in at a sad moment. Glad you salvaged your birdy, I’m sure she’ll bring lots of luck to your grows now that she can keep an eye on them for you. Plants are stunning Trala! And your new ring too!

Hello you!

Of all the days and you pick the day I use the word “gunt”.

Literally cringe lolling!

On the upside, you now know the posting standards in here. It’s like my secret cyber corner of skullfuckery and smut with a sprinkle of growing.

 

[Trala]

Yeah these plants are always showroom condition

They sure aren’t, but thanks.

I’ve grown some absolutely fucktards.

Lollllll!

 

[Trala]

Sorry for your loss T,
hopefully my little ditty will cheer you up...


Jingle Bells, Batman smells,
Robin ran away.
Wonder woman lost her knickers on the motorway.
HEY!!!


Hope you have a wonderful Chrissy and a rockin New year's, you deserve it.

Oh, and your plants look amazing...

Heeeee brew!

Your ditty certainly did!

 

[Trala]

You look just like your avatar in the red dress Tra! Very Xmassy! Love the Bee ring too!

Omg I’m the one on the right you nong! The one with a big arse and the gunt.

And me too!

 

[Trala]

Love that ring. Merry Cannamas!

Thank you so much

 

[Trala]

Okay a quick bit of pics and words before I do a humpday update.

First up!

Second up! I’ve had my hammer out. And when I say my hammer, I mean my man’s hammer. The hammer I’m not allowed to use…. Lolling!

El Beardo! You are officially on my wall!

My kid gave me a pack of stick on bees. They’re everywhere. He wanted to get me a ceramic bee. Best he could find was a gnome in a bee suit.

And thirdly. Yeahhhhhhhh boiiiiiiiiii!

 

[Trala]

Happy Humpday, or as I call it, the best day of my life! My man has sadly returned to work. This means I have a whole me day! Fucking living for it! I’m gonna watch porn and eat Cheetos read my book and make healthy food choices! Lol! Seriously though. It’s a beautiful day and I’m looking forward to just doing what ever I fucking want without considering anyone but me.

So a quick update

Everyone is okay.

The Veg Tent

The Bloom Room

By day my newly flowering Pineapple Chunk goes outside to dance in the sun

While my flowering Auto gets the stronger more evenly distributed faux sun in the Bloom Room

Thanks for having a squiz and :-

 

[Carcass]

So a quick update

Everyone is okay healthy and amazing..

Fixed it for ya, T!

Of all the days and you pick the day I use the word “gunt”.

Hey, I learned a new word today!

And thirdly. Yeahhhhhhhh boiiiiiiiiii!

Now that's how you make rebuild an herb garden!