Hello! Happy Sunday! Omg I’ve been so busy. I’m meant to be painting but here I sit lollll!
Omg let me first start with the trama. So turns out Flora was in two pieces. Her head was intact. It was just her body that was damaged. Her beautiful face! I just wanted to keep her. Look I really want this to read like a love story, a love story between a girl and her bird, but I’m not sure exactly how I can romanticise cutting her head off, then sticking it in a pot, then weighing the pot with rocks so it doesn’t fall over, then adding a neck scarf to the amputated head, but it’s done. And I feel like Ted Bundy. There must be something wrong with me. I legit kept my father’s blood soaked singlet for nearly 20 years! Who does that?! Another omg! Who does that? I kept my sons dried up umbilical cord too! Till it fell out of his baby stuff and the cat ate it! Not even joking!
Anyhoo, on with the grow show… if you can get past the fact I cut the fucking head off my dead flamingo and mounted it like a fucking trophy! I even make me omg! I really do! Lolling!
Let’s do it!
Sunday Summary
The Bloom Room
She is old and tired and the only reason she is standing is coz you guys said one more week. She got an extra treatment too. As you can see she defs has mite damage, but she’s perfect otherwise.
Tiger Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Regular Clone
Age: 123 Days
Flip Age: 55 Days
Days in Flower: 61
Luna is aging disgracefully. Her beauty peaked early. She looks shabby and I’m happy I didn’t clone her. While she’s more than okay, she has no X factor.
Luna Bee aka Mimosa X Orange Punch
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 107 Days
Flip Age: 60 Days
Days in Flower: 40
Tilly is just fucking mental. Nuts mental. And she has a lot of mental in the way of branches. She’s easily the bushiest auto I’ve ever grown. Hopefully she grows and cures like my other weird arsed autos. They are proper zooters. That Dos Si Do auto will make you forget your own name.
Tilly Bee aka Strawberry Cheesecake Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 61 Days
Days in Flower: 21
Now this beauty has the X factor. Much like the TB. Her mother is hands down the best smoke I’ve ever produced. She’s just lovely in scent and taste.
Rose Bee aka White Widow
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 67 Days
Flip Age: 46 Days
Days in Flower 11
V is a lovely little girl. She has a lot of promise. Fingers crossed I can make her sing.
Viola Bee aka Pineapple Chunk
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 68 Days
Flip Age: 61 Days
Days in Flower: 1
The Veg Tent
I really wanted to really make Seedsman shine, but AM is ordinary. Again better than okay but she’s not gonna set your eyes on fire. I’m not here to fuck spiders. I’m here to light up eyeballs. I hate ordinary.
AnnMarie Bee aka Black Sugar
Seedsman seed from Sponsors Seedsman Seeds
Age: 48 Days
Still mental. Dem monstercropped feelzzzz. I know many think little monsters are a waste of time. I don’t. She will be worth it. I just know it.
Tricky Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 23 Days
Finding my own training method has really helped me get that CarCanopy. As you can see, I pin her down in a circular motion. I think it’s helped with my training. My plants are so leggy otherwise.
Jade Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 22 Days
Boring baby being a boring baby in a bigger pot.
Arrow Bee aka Wookiee F2 Auto
Seed from the PNW Seed fairy
Age: 14 Days
I have my family Christmas dinner tomorrow then after that the goal is no human contact for a week! I am so over people! Thanks for looking in. I hope you have the best day ever! Xo