Trala’s Tent

Love the ShittyArsed Christmas craft Tra! Not so shitty at all! It's a beautiful piece of Aussie weed folk art sitting on a branch of our Christmas tree! 🎅 :circle-of-love: 🎅

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My heart is so happy.

Thanks for always being so good to me Mr Oh! Oh! Oh!

I love ya guts.
 
Mine's up too!
What do you think, white lights, or colours?
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Makes me so stupid happy seeing my ShittyArsed Craft with flowers from my own garden hanging in my friends homes all around the world.

And omg what is it with you people showing off the by Trala?! The label always goes to the back! It’s fashion el Beardo! Look it up!

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I like the white lights, but I’m a minimalist when it comes to colour.

Black heart for life baby 🖤
 
Omg I’ve got a new phone and I HATE it so much! I could literally smash its guts out! So I’m trying to sync the stupid new cunt phone with my stupid cunt car, and after approximately 30 minutes of me gently talking to screaming at the audio prompts on my car, I decided to bring out the big guns and actually get the manual out of my glove box.

Two things were discovered:-

1. Clear written directions can really make all the difference
2. I never put Clint’s Chrissy ShittyArsed Craft in the mail

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I’m gonna pop it in the post now Clint :)

And phone is synced!
 
Lmao 🤣 I can easily picture u shouting an screamin at your phone in a beautiful harmony of fukks n kunts,,
I gotta thank u for makin me start my day with a smile on my face (very rare to b smilin these days)
 
I forgot to get my mail yesterday, but this morning I was greeted by....Trala's (not so) Shitty Arsed Craft! :)
Makes me so stupid happy seeing my ShittyArsed Craft with flowers from my own garden hanging in my friends homes all around the world.
It put a big smile on my face this morning, so a chunk of your happiness came with it... 😁

Thank You so much, Trala- ❤️

(we didn't get a Christmas tree this year, so I hung it on the box)
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And this is just ....awesome! (I'm not leaving it in there, it'll get stained from the soil.)
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p.s.- got the other "goodies" too...comparative grow, here we come! (great choice, btw.👍.)

Thank you for putting me on your Christmas list, and for being my friend...:hug:
 
I forgot to get my mail yesterday, but this morning I was greeted by....Trala's (not so) Shitty Arsed Craft! :)

It put a big smile on my face this morning, so a chunk of your happiness came with it... 😁

Thank You so much, Trala- ❤️

(we didn't get a Christmas tree this year, so I hung it on the box)


And this is just ....awesome! (I'm not leaving it in there, it'll get stained from the soil.)


p.s.- got the other "goodies" too...comparative grow, here we come! (great choice, btw.👍.)

Thank you for putting me on your Christmas list, and for being my friend...:hug:
Good morning C Bumblebee!

I’m legit big smiling!

This must be how my son felt when I would proudly display his absolutely shit house drawings on my fridge. I know they’re rubbish, but it feels so good seeing them dotted around in my friend’s homes.

Hey keep the name of the seeds, I’ve already forgotten lol. I have one. Hopefully I can get this one up. You might have time to sneak in another grow. I’ll be ready after my Black Sugar Collab.

Lots of love to you carcass. Xo

PS Floramingo died yesterday. Like proper died. We had a hailstorm whirl through yesterday arvo and she took a direct hit. Tore a hole the size of a walnut into her. It was a heartbreaking scene. I cried when I saw her and I’m not even joking.

Queensland is known for cRaZY summer storms. This was yesterday arvo. Blew through and lasted 20 minutes, blue skies 21 minutes later. Disaster averted, and by disaster I mean having to host a pool party inside lol.


RIP Floramingo 🦩

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This is a sad day (legit)......I cant even explain why I got so bloody attached to some blow up animal in someone else's pool!

Why of all times to pop in is this is the event I witness.

And yet

Here we are. 🥺 Came to 420 for grow things, and formed unlikely bonds. Sigh.

Thanks for the memories Floramingo!

I cant even bring myself to type RIP given the nature of how she was killed, a wry giggle needs to be stifled. 🙊

Hope you are doing awesome Tra.

Much damage, or just dead pool animals only?

Carcass and Tra riding collab again. Im in. Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Give it real fair dinkum go T, if recent history is any guide you're gonna blitz. Im sure if you're not haha.

Been two syllable A - Mazing results chick. Fucking Ace.
 
Hello! Happy Sunday! Omg I’ve been so busy. I’m meant to be painting but here I sit lollll!

Omg let me first start with the trama. So turns out Flora was in two pieces. Her head was intact. It was just her body that was damaged. Her beautiful face! I just wanted to keep her. Look I really want this to read like a love story, a love story between a girl and her bird, but I’m not sure exactly how I can romanticise cutting her head off, then sticking it in a pot, then weighing the pot with rocks so it doesn’t fall over, then adding a neck scarf to the amputated head, but it’s done. And I feel like Ted Bundy. There must be something wrong with me. I legit kept my father’s blood soaked singlet for nearly 20 years! Who does that?! Another omg! Who does that? I kept my sons dried up umbilical cord too! Till it fell out of his baby stuff and the cat ate it! Not even joking!

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Anyhoo, on with the grow show… if you can get past the fact I cut the fucking head off my dead flamingo and mounted it like a fucking trophy! I even make me omg! I really do! Lolling!

Let’s do it!

🤍🩶🤍

Sunday Summary

🌹The Bloom Room

She is old and tired and the only reason she is standing is coz you guys said one more week. She got an extra treatment too. As you can see she defs has mite damage, but she’s perfect otherwise.

Tiger Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Regular Clone
Age: 123 Days
Flip Age: 55 Days
Days in Flower: 61


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Luna is aging disgracefully. Her beauty peaked early. She looks shabby and I’m happy I didn’t clone her. While she’s more than okay, she has no X factor.

Luna Bee aka Mimosa X Orange Punch
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 107 Days
Flip Age: 60 Days
Days in Flower: 40


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Tilly is just fucking mental. Nuts mental. And she has a lot of mental in the way of branches. She’s easily the bushiest auto I’ve ever grown. Hopefully she grows and cures like my other weird arsed autos. They are proper zooters. That Dos Si Do auto will make you forget your own name.

Tilly Bee aka Strawberry Cheesecake Auto
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 61 Days
Days in Flower: 21


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Now this beauty has the X factor. Much like the TB. Her mother is hands down the best smoke I’ve ever produced. She’s just lovely in scent and taste.

Rose Bee aka White Widow
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 67 Days
Flip Age: 46 Days
Days in Flower 11


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V is a lovely little girl. She has a lot of promise. Fingers crossed I can make her sing.

Viola Bee aka Pineapple Chunk
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 68 Days
Flip Age: 61 Days
Days in Flower: 1

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🤍♥️🤍

🌱The Veg Tent

I really wanted to really make Seedsman shine, but AM is ordinary. Again better than okay but she’s not gonna set your eyes on fire. I’m not here to fuck spiders. I’m here to light up eyeballs. I hate ordinary.

AnnMarie Bee aka Black Sugar
Seedsman seed from Sponsors Seedsman Seeds
Age: 48 Days


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Still mental. Dem monstercropped feelzzzz. I know many think little monsters are a waste of time. I don’t. She will be worth it. I just know it.

Tricky Bee aka Tropicanna Banana
Monstercropped Clone
Age: 23 Days


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Finding my own training method has really helped me get that CarCanopy. As you can see, I pin her down in a circular motion. I think it’s helped with my training. My plants are so leggy otherwise.

Jade Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s seed from Sponsors Barney’s Farm
Age: 22 Days


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Boring baby being a boring baby in a bigger pot.

Arrow Bee aka Wookiee F2 Auto
Seed from the PNW Seed fairy
Age: 14 Days


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I have my family Christmas dinner tomorrow then after that the goal is no human contact for a week! I am so over people! Thanks for looking in. I hope you have the best day ever! Xo
 
Gorgeous girls,,,but u need to csi up wot is obviously a crime scene,,looks like poison to me ,,narrow down the suspects
An test the pot that pinky obviously had her last drink ,,,,,,,
Wow shit writes itself
 
This is a sad day (legit)......I cant even explain why I got so bloody attached to some blow up animal in someone else's pool!
Omg I know! such a sad day.

I searched Floramingo and her whole life came up!

It was CJbabygirl who named her. We called her Flora at home too.
 
Your Bee's are so full of promise Tra! I think every one of them are in perfect pitch:love: :woohoo: ! Have fun at the party! Strap on those sparkle pants and those shoes and shake it up!!
I’ve actually bought a red Christmas dress. I seldom wear colours outside of black and white. If it looks semi okay I’ll sneak a pic in.

It’s an easy lunch. Baked ham and pav for dessert.
 
Gorgeous girls,,,but u need to csi up wot is obviously a crime scene,,looks like poison to me ,,narrow down the suspects
An test the pot that pinky obviously had her last drink ,,,,,,,
Wow shit writes itself
it was a hail strike to the back.

Murdered by God or science depending on which story you believe!
 
I’ve actually bought a red Christmas dress. I seldom wear colours outside of black and white. If it looks semi okay I’ll sneak a pic in.

It’s an easy lunch. Baked ham and pav for dessert.
You would look great in a burlap sack Miss T! Sure you are going to rock the new dress. RIP Floramingo! Plants are lovely as always. Peace ✌️

NTH
 
You would look great in a burlap sack Miss T! Sure you are going to rock the new dress. RIP Floramingo! Plants are lovely as always. Peace ✌️

NTH
Spoken like someone who has never seen me before lol!

I just want to look a bit Christmas nice. I’m 51 so I need all the help I can get. I’m thinking red will keep the emphasis off my swollen knees lollling!

Rip Floramingo 🩷
 
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