- Thread starter
- #7,301
No idea. I am thinking it’s how she got her name coz she smells like honeymooners cystitis. As my granny used to say, it’s all fun and games till you pee blood. She really was a grey haired deviant…Your plants are looking wonderful!
Odd that Cleo is stinky - bad. Is that typical for Wedding Cake? I grew two WC plants last year and they didn't smell hardly at all.
I’m guessing when it came to the board meeting to name her it went like this:-
Head of Advertising: okay guys, we want to brand this new plant. Give me some inspiration! Have a sniff!
Doug: well it smells like my Aunty Doris’s incontinence pad. How’s about Teena P Napkin?
Head of Advertising: good, but let’s keep spit balling.
Karen: *sniffs plant* on the honeymoon of my 6th marriage I went so hard I got a urinary tract infection, my nom nom pee pee smelled EXACTLY like that. How’s about Honeymooners Cystitis?
Head of Advertising: okay better, let’s keep trying…
Fat Phil the cleaner: *randomly Tourettes’s* I like cake!
Head of Advertising: Phil please just focus on the dusting…
Karen: Wedding Cake!
Head of Advertising: done