Trala’s Tent

Knee deep in night shift and I'll give you the hot tip. If your fucking mum in Bed 9 rings her buzzer one more time I will jam it so far up her bum they will need to perform an emergency colonoscopy to find it!

The difference in my nursing style day vs night

Day shift me: *patient buzzes me for the 19th time* how can I help you? What do you need? I am here for you.

Night shift me: *patient buzzes once* oh for fucks sake! I'm trying to 420 here!!!! She better be dying!!!!!
 
You're a genuine angel. I'd be more than happy to be 'hooked up'.
I'll get on it next week.

Operation Pack Em Properly

I won't fuck it up this time ;)

Nice @Trala let it rain seeds!
So stoked. Honestly I'm shook about it.

Literally shook.

It's even better when they happen to great people like you, T!
I am just so unbelievably grateful. I really am.
It's the GSC x Wedding Cake...
Omg, this sounds like an amazing mix!

AMAZING!

I think my Wedding Cake is the most beautiful plant I have had the good fortune to grow.
 
I love it when good things happen to you!
Thank you so much Mr O :)

I feel right special :)

Wonderful Tra :green_heart: well deserved, you lucky fish! Enjoy :)
It's not well deserved lol More good luck that I've found people who kinda like me. The level of generosity has me shookith! I have paid on average $25 for each seed once postage costs are included. And the selection is just amazing. I simply can't believe it. The fact nothing was wanted in return is just so Cray to me. I feel like such a lucky person.

In fact if it wasn't for your fucking buzzer addicted mum in Bed 9 I'd be the happiest happer in Happsville!!

If you find it difficult to get seeds I'd be happy to send you some :)
 
Did I mention Wedding Cake is one hell of a high? My people think this one is the cats ass!
Here in Australia a cats arse is not considered to be a thing of wonder. We are more about the ducks nuts.
 
Your growing skills are super impressive Tra, and you do deserve to have a seed party in your honor imo :circle-of-love: You do them justice and carcass the bejeezus out of them! We'll watch :drool:
 
So a moose deuce is probably out too huh?
I love it.

In fact I think its an improvement on an old Aussie saying.

I dont give a rats arse (aka Dont give a rats)
meaning;
'I do not care for what you have to say'
Or
'The outcome is not of my concern'

Could now be changed to
I dont give a Mooses duece

Covering both rats arses and not giving a shit.

Its clean off the tongue, a bit funny, and even Grandma could say it.

For sure Ill slip this one in on the construction site. Thanks Stone.
 
I love it.

In fact I think its an improvement on an old Aussie saying.

I dont give a rats arse (aka Dont give a rats)
meaning;
'I do not care for what you have to say'
Or
'The outcome is not of my concern'

Could now be changed to
I dont give a Mooses duece

Covering both rats arses and not giving a shit.

Its clean off the tongue, a bit funny, and even Grandma could say it.

For sure Ill slip this one in on the construction site. Thanks Stone.
It's always best when grandma says it. My mother said in casual conversation one day, Otter, you'd lose your balls if they weren't in a bag! When I was frantically looking for something. She was a hot ticket!
 
Did I mention Wedding Cake is one hell of a high? My people think this one is the cats ass!
Hiya Stone!
I would agree with this assessment.
I just finished a WC doobie and yeah I'm cruising at a very nice altitude right now!
 
Hiya Stone!
I would agree with this assessment.
I just finished a WC doobie and yeah I'm cruising at a very nice altitude right now!
And me too, a pipe of the same :)
 
Your growing skills are super impressive Tra, and you do deserve to have a seed party in your honor imo :circle-of-love: You do them justice and carcass the bejeezus out of them! We'll watch :drool:
Thank you Carmen :)

I have always loved growing plants and even when I was dirt fucking poor I always had house and outdoor plants which I would grow from cuttings or plant pieces. I actually still have some of my originals in my garden. When I rented they would move with me from place to place in pots. It was a happy day when I got to dig a hole for them and plant them in my garden.

I love it.

In fact I think its an improvement on an old Aussie saying.

I dont give a rats arse (aka Dont give a rats)
meaning;
'I do not care for what you have to say'
Or
'The outcome is not of my concern'

Could now be changed to
I dont give a Mooses duece

Covering both rats arses and not giving a shit.

Its clean off the tongue, a bit funny, and even Grandma could say it.

For sure Ill slip this one in on the construction site. Thanks Stone.
Listen I slipped in the funniest joke last night, so if you are wanting earn back some street cred on the building site after you drop your grandma talk, feel free to share it.

Nurses have dark humour, we have to. And no disrespect intended to anorexics, I’ve literally been one,, if you are easily offended stop here and scroll on, please :). We were quietly discussing a patient with anorexia and my co worker was questioning the doctor about her potassium imbalance, and I said serious like “I have a question” then threw out this fucking Clanger!

What do you call an anorexic with vaginal thrush?
A quarter pounder with cheese.

Joke landed like Buzz on the moon bruv!

L O L L I N G !
 
Hello Peepsters :)

It’s that time of the week again already!

Sunday Summary

Omg this plant is a hot fucking mess! Just get amber and get in the jar already! She is so tired. She is palliative fo sho. She’s fading, she’s droopy and she is hopefully done this week.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 125
Days in Flower - 72

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This girl continues to amaze me. She is just breathtaking and I can’t believe she is mine. She and C-Smiles have forever changed the way I grow.

Cleopatra Bee aka Wedding Cake
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 86
Days in flower - 18

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This little girl is growing super slowly. Which is totally fine with me coz I got time :) She has just started with some carhooking™️. And she’s not too happy about it lol. She has a strong proud stem and has the perfect structure to build on

Gregory Bee aka Laughing Buddha
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 36

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This clone will be a super slow revegging. It’s the wrong time of year for cuttings, but I’m giving it a red hot go anyway lol

Elizabeth Bee
Monstercropped Wedding Cake Clone
Days Reveg: 14

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This little sweet cheeks is chugging along slowly too. Obviously it’s not an ideal seed growing weather being the middle of winter, but she’s growing and has good colour so I’m happy.

June Bee aka Acapulco Gold
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 13

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The Familam ♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️

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I have taught my grandsons to think this bird screeches GiGi (because it does kinda sound like it). When we plant seeds of thought they grow and I just love the planted seed thought of him thinking of me every time he hears a Peewee chirp as he gets older. This one literally scared the fuck outta me with its “GiGi GiGi” squawk when I was snapping pics lol.

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I hope you’re living your best life!

Happy Sunday Xo
 
Hello Peepsters :)

It’s that time of the week again already!

Sunday Summary

Omg this plant is a hot fucking mess! Just get amber and get in the jar already! She is so tired. She is palliative fo sho. She’s fading, she’s droopy and she is hopefully done this week.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 125
Days in Flower - 72

65357950-5B50-41E0-8304-4AAE61565093.jpeg


This girl continues to amaze me. She is just breathtaking and I can’t believe she is mine. She and C-Smiles have forever changed the way I grow.

Cleopatra Bee aka Wedding Cake
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 86
Days in flower - 18

3234BE6B-22E8-4A13-B3DD-C0CA7E4A6318.jpeg


This little girl is growing super slowly. Which is totally fine with me coz I got time :) She has just started with some carhooking™️. And she’s not too happy about it lol. She has a strong proud stem and has the perfect structure to build on

Gregory Bee aka Laughing Buddha
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 36

DD0B96FE-B90B-4865-A54E-8871E44307F7.jpeg


This clone will be a super slow revegging. It’s the wrong time of year for cuttings, but I’m giving it a red hot go anyway lol

Elizabeth Bee
Monstercropped Wedding Cake Clone
Days Reveg: 14

9C16768C-D987-4EED-89B9-C8C9B5AD0D57.jpeg


This little sweet cheeks is chugging along slowly too. Obviously it’s not an ideal seed growing weather being the middle of winter, but she’s growing and has good colour so I’m happy.

June Bee aka Acapulco Gold
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 13

3E565F01-C839-4F7B-A142-6B471605F02D.jpeg


The Familam ♥️❤️♥️❤️♥️

75FFEA89-93BE-4E10-9079-184B9A7B2CEE.jpeg


I have taught my grandsons to think this bird screeches GiGi (because it does kinda sound like it). When we plant seeds of thought they grow and I just love the planted seed thought of him thinking of me every time he hears a Peewee chirp as he gets older. This one literally scared the fuck outta me with its “GiGi GiGi” squawk when I was snapping pics lol.

483062A1-96E4-444E-A931-6570BB93BA68.jpeg


I hope you’re living your best life!

Happy Sunday Xo
Your plants are absolutely beautiful!
 
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