Trala’s Tent
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No Code White needed. His attempt to establish dominance will be thwarted when I hit it with my stethoscope.
Men enter the world obsessed with it and leave obsessed with it.
I laugh because I have an almost 92-year old dad who delights in this activity, too.
You very seldom see a nude delirious woman. 1:30 I’d guess.
Did I tell you about the 200 year old arthritic half dead man who prolly weighed 17kg wet? He was on the toilet sitting working on a poo, and I was standing in front of him because he was a falls risk. Before you could say OMG he had his hand up the inside of my thigh and his fingers on the hunt for my lady garden!
TwelveCoffee
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I remember when I had my heart attack at 18, I was laying in the bed half awake cause of the demoral and all I remember is a man screaming at the top of his lungs so when the nurses came in I looked at them and said hey I’ll be good just don’t do whatever you did to him to me.
They didn’t find it funny and he was getting a cather. Following that and being the dumbass I am I signed the paper and had a smoke
TwelveCoffee
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The old man went for the private parts?! Give you mad respect T I wouldn’t be able to do it to many anger problems
When I used to visit my Mom at the nursing home, there was this "innocent" little old lady in a wheelchair who would try and grab my junk when I'd pass her in the hall...she never got me, but every time she tried and missed, she'd cackle like the wicked witch of the west...
Holy Shit! that had to suck a big one....glad you made it past that!
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When I used to visit my Mom at the nursing home, there was this "innocent" little old lady in a wheelchair who would try and grab my junk when I'd pass her in the hall...she never got me, but every time she tried and missed, she'd cackle like the wicked witch of the west...
Good morning C Song
Worst thing about reading your experience is knowing I’m gonna 100% be that old gropey lady in a wheelchair.
Old whores never die!
L O L L I N G !
TwelveCoffee
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Thank you kindly it sucked a lot but I was also really sick mix of mono and appendicitis probably someone pnoumia in there as well they never kept me in the hospital which was a surprise in that week I was in and out 4 times they wouldn’t keep me cause my blood count wasn’t high enough or something no problem filling me up with pain killers
You’ve nailed that flat canopy on you Wedding Cake. Flatter than Frankenstein’s head!Sunday Summary
So apart from todays nit disaster everything is plodding along okay. The flower girls are starting to fade, and I hate it. I guess they are the equivalent to plant wrinkles. I fucking hate wrinkles. I think I’m a fortnight out from choppin, I say that like I know. I don’t. I’m awful at picking harvest windows.
Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 104
Days in Flower - 44
Maya Bee aka Dos Si Do
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 83
Days in Flower - 37
River Bee aka Girl Scout Cookies Auto
Bonus Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground -6968 and I’ll owe you one
Days in flower - 46
She gonna Flippity Doo Dah tonight
Cleopatra Bee aka Wedding Cake
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 58
Gregory Bee aka Laughing Buddha
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground - 8
My Girls
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Flatter than a flat earthers earth!?!
LOLLLLL
Look she’s defs not perfectly flat. But thank you. I’m happy with her
DV8
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Pool pics always, always on point.
Good cleaning chick, inspirational. Im a messy garden child, bad habits. Im not alone, haha. Page out of your book needed.
My the highjinx! Should be a warning before getting to that lot, for the prudes. Not me, total deviant (Not to say anyone felt or thought otherwise) haha. Seems Im in good company.
Looks like Carcass ran into my Gran, and you had my Dad for the day. Long lineage.
At least 3 weeks I reckon Tra, on the big girls. 60+ day varieties DosiDo and Blue Sunset Sherbet. That said Ill be noting how long they actually run as both those two and WC (Cleo) are going to be up once Im set up.
Good cleaning chick, inspirational. Im a messy garden child, bad habits. Im not alone, haha. Page out of your book needed.
My the highjinx! Should be a warning before getting to that lot, for the prudes. Not me, total deviant (Not to say anyone felt or thought otherwise) haha. Seems Im in good company.
Looks like Carcass ran into my Gran, and you had my Dad for the day. Long lineage.
At least 3 weeks I reckon Tra, on the big girls. 60+ day varieties DosiDo and Blue Sunset Sherbet. That said Ill be noting how long they actually run as both those two and WC (Cleo) are going to be up once Im set up.
Nine Toed Hippie
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I’m getting treated better than I deserve Miss T. Thanks for asking.Hi Hipster
I was just thinking about you yesterday! How’s that beautiful floor treating you?!
NTH
Adora
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My untrained autos definitely don't end up looking like rockets, lol. Sometimes they end up unintentionally (maybe slightly intentionally) supercropped. I got sick of looking at my autos this morning and went ahead and started CarCanning 'em anyway.Hello Adorabird
Yeah going forward I'll always train my autos. Vetsmoke had an untrained auto and it looked like a rocket! So cool!
Boo is the auto queen so I will ask her. I'm not sure if you CarCanopy them or not.
I'm not going to sit here and act like I've never stripped naked in a hospital.
Pretty much! I hear the earth is actually disk shaped though, so she's pretty close:
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Thank you.
I can’t stand clutter or mess. It affects my mood and I’m not even joking. Gives me proper anxiety.
If things look in order it helps me feel in order if that makes sense. I don’t judge tho, and when I say I don’t, I do, I totally do. Lollllllinggg
3 weeks and I’ll again review
The humidity is lifting here so it’s the perfect conditions for mould free bud.
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Omg you literally sound like my inner demon.
Hipster we deserve to be treated well. We are kind, we do our best and we both like beautiful plates. We deserve happy!
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I’m going to take a firmer hand on my next auto.
Omg same, and I’m usually on duty and in a broom cupboard when I do itI'm not going to sit here and act like I've never stripped naked in a hospital.
You are my kinda gal.
I swear if you’re not in fact a girl I’m gonna be so devo.
DEDDDDDDDDD!Pretty much! I hear the earth is actually disk shaped though, so she's pretty close:
And Adora, your plant is proper good. In fact I’m in awe of you.
Funny, I keep shifting harvest window too
I deffo don't like it too late but too early spins me out, esp with edibles
Your tidiness is splendid, a pleasure to see
Plants are looking pretty good too - you're a Pro now Trala
I deffo don't like it too late but too early spins me out, esp with edibles
Your tidiness is splendid, a pleasure to see
Plants are looking pretty good too - you're a Pro now Trala
TwelveCoffee
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Wait people actually do that in hospitals it’s not just a tv thing?I’m going to take a firmer hand on my next auto.
Omg same, and I’m usually on duty and in a broom cupboard when I do it
You are my kinda gal.
I swear if you’re not in fact a girl I’m gonna be so devo.
DEDDDDDDDDD!
And Adora, your plant is proper good. In fact I’m in awe of you.
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Hi GrowingsFunny, I keep shifting harvest window too
I deffo don't like it too late but too early spins me out, esp with edibles
Your tidiness is splendid, a pleasure to see
Plants are looking pretty good too - you're a Pro now Trala
I have no idea on harvest so I’d appreciate any input.
Thank you. Order keeps me calm, it really does.
They are pretty good. Maya is starting to either fade or show signs of deficiency. I’ll get some pics tomorrow and omg hardly! Lollllll
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100%.
And the worst by a country mile are the cleaners. Two were caught fucking in the hossy chapel and I’m not even joking!
Antics from their Xmas parties go down as the best stories ever! The story of drunk Gloria (prolly 60ish, quiet as a mouse type) telling her uptight supervisor Sharon to “suck my fucking dick” is defs one of my faves.
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Omg it’s been a big fucking week in the hospital wards. No staff, wards jam packed, just awful but I can tell you exactly why I hate being a nurse and why I love it.
My Saturday Night Shift
I hate being a nurse, palliative patient, proper fucked. I’m so busy I can only tick boxes rather than provide patient centred care. It was a manic shift. This dying woman’s children are overseas and her husband is in the leading cardiac hospital waiting surgery. She will die alone and I can’t give her time. I hurriedly do mouth cares 2hrly, ensure she is pain free, give her position/pad changes 4th hourly and feel thankful she is unconscious so hopefully she doesn’t know how much I’m letting her down. I hand over to the day nurse they need to try and get her husband here, knowing full well that the health system is stretched and it can’t be done. I left feeling like a shit nurse.
My Tuesday Day Shift
I love being a nurse, I’m nursing a completely different set of patients. I’m shocked to discover palliative lady is still breathing and delighted to learn they choppered her husband in that morning. Hour before my finish time she died. Husband stayed with her, then when it came time to bag and tag they moved his bed to our lunch room as it was the only spare room. As I was leaving I saw him laying alone looking out our lunchroom window, which is a great view tbh. I asked him if I could make him a cup of tea or coffee. He wanted tea. I asked him if I could sit with him, and for the next hour we talked about his wife. Where they met. Their children. Their travels. He lolled and he cried. I gave him the time I wanted to give his wife. I left feeling like a good nurse.
So that there is why we hate and love our job at the same time. Lol.
My Saturday Night Shift
I hate being a nurse, palliative patient, proper fucked. I’m so busy I can only tick boxes rather than provide patient centred care. It was a manic shift. This dying woman’s children are overseas and her husband is in the leading cardiac hospital waiting surgery. She will die alone and I can’t give her time. I hurriedly do mouth cares 2hrly, ensure she is pain free, give her position/pad changes 4th hourly and feel thankful she is unconscious so hopefully she doesn’t know how much I’m letting her down. I hand over to the day nurse they need to try and get her husband here, knowing full well that the health system is stretched and it can’t be done. I left feeling like a shit nurse.
My Tuesday Day Shift
I love being a nurse, I’m nursing a completely different set of patients. I’m shocked to discover palliative lady is still breathing and delighted to learn they choppered her husband in that morning. Hour before my finish time she died. Husband stayed with her, then when it came time to bag and tag they moved his bed to our lunch room as it was the only spare room. As I was leaving I saw him laying alone looking out our lunchroom window, which is a great view tbh. I asked him if I could make him a cup of tea or coffee. He wanted tea. I asked him if I could sit with him, and for the next hour we talked about his wife. Where they met. Their children. Their travels. He lolled and he cried. I gave him the time I wanted to give his wife. I left feeling like a good nurse.
So that there is why we hate and love our job at the same time. Lol.