Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Since we are on the topic of seeds, they actually came yesterday. My son just dropped them in.
Herbies Seeds FTW!

 

[Jungle Joseph]

Since we are on the topic of seeds, they actually came yesterday. My son just dropped them in.
Herbies Seeds FTW!

Acapulco gold!

 

[Trala]

So I’m getting my clean on, and when ever I clean my bathroom, I always feel like my vase is judging my lifestyle choices or my cleaning methods.

Vase judgement

Do you see it? Sassy little fuck.

 

[Trala]

Night shift
Post night shift walk

And I’m soooooooo faaaken faaaaaaked!

The difference in my day/night nurse style:-

Buzzer rings - Bed 18

Day shift me: Hello there. How can I help you? Do you want drugs? Cup of tea? A bed wash? Anything just ask. I’m here for you.

Night shift me: Who dares to ring the buzzer at 0300?! He better be bleeding out! If he wakes Bed 17 I’ll make sure he’s fucking bleeding out. I hate these fucking people.

 

[DV8]

Night shift
Post night shift walk

Good work Tra.

Buzzer rings - Bed 18

Hello there. How can I help you? Do you want drugs? Cup of tea?

Im going to visit if thats the case, need to find me that buzzer. They both sound good. Bed 18 you say?

 

[Trala]

Good work Tra.

Im going to visit if thats the case, need to find me that buzzer.

I’ll give you a hint where you can find it. I jammed it in an oriface oroface orifuss body hole of Bed 18, and it ain’t in his mouth.

Lolllll

 

[Trala]

Happy Sunday Peepsters!

Sunday Summary

Well there have been zero disasters this week and not even a hint of trama. No rot, no wilt, but sadly also no signs of my seed popping her head up.

The Flower Room


My Twins

Bubbles is starting to look tired, but she remains beautiful. She is the plant version of an aging Audrey Hepburn. Her buds are definitely swelling and they sparkle with glitter. If I can get her to the finish line, her buds will be the longest Coca-Cola’s I’ve ever grown. A couple of them anyway.

I would really appreciate harvest advice. I just never know when to cut them. I picked a mediocre bud for you to look at, not the best not the worst. Could anyone give me a trim window please?

Bubbles Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Regular Clone
Days in Veg 55
12:12 - 9 Days before flower
Days in flower 40

MC is just a hot fucking mess. She’s missing limbs and she is as ugly as fuck, she is the plant version of a crack whore with the clap. On the upside her little compact chodes smell like heaven. The scent of the Mimosa is just beautiful. I swear spider mites are attracted to them.

MC Bee aka Mimosa EVO
Regular Clone
Days in Veg 55
12:12 - 9 Days before flower
Days in flower 40

The Veg Tent

Every single plant is the kind of green that would make Kermit jizz. They are bang on perfect. That Tega Brop *taps nose* is going to be a hard product to try and replace. I have stayed at the 2g/2L through Veg and Flower. The ratio works for me.

Blue is branching out, minus a hand. She really is a pretty little plant. While her growth isn’t amazing, I’m happy with it. See that bit of yellow on her leaf? That is where I had her leaf crumpled when Carhooking and no sun got to it. Made me wonder if the sunshine helps make leaves green as well as nutes.

Bluebell Bee aka Blue Sunset Sherbert
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 39

Well so far I am loving getting to know an auto. Sunny has responded well to her topping. She is a strong plant, strongest looking plant I’ve ever grown I think. She has the markings of a boss. I’ll start training her tomoz.

Sunny Bee aka Zkittles Auto
Bonus seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 17

And this little girl is loving her bigger bed. As you can see, her little toes are making their way down to the end

Maya Bee aka Dos Si Do
Barney’s Seed from Sponsors Herbies Seeds
Days above ground 12

The Familam, Flora and a tiny bit of blue sky

Oh and this is the rose my son gave me last year for Mothers Day. It’s my second lot of flowers from her. Isn’t she just beautiful?

I really hope you’re having the best weekend ever!

 

[Carcass]

The family looks excellent, great color on all of them- so healthy!
You doing anything tomorrow?
Because Bubbles is ready, any time .
I don't see much amber in the bottom right pic, but the other 2 say she's ripe.

Is she drinking any less than usual?
On my outdoor plants, I wait till they start drinking less before I harvest- it's supposed to be a more accurate way to gauge ripeness on plants grown in the sun- indoors, I still go by how much amber is showing.

 

[stinker]

Lovely garden. I agree with Carcass, Bubbles looks ready to me.

 

[Trala]

The family looks excellent, great color on all of them- so healthy!
You doing anything tomorrow?
Because Bubbles is ready, any time .
I don't see much amber in the bottom right pic, but the other 2 say she's ripe.

Is she drinking any less than usual?
On my outdoor plants, I wait till they start drinking less before I harvest- it's supposed to be a more accurate way to gauge ripeness on plants grown in the sun- indoors, I still go by how much amber is showing.

S H O O K !

I literally looked and thought 21 days. Yeah she is drinking less.

I would not know a cooked plant if it jumped up and licked my face.

I’m back at work tomorrow, no rest for the cash thirsty and all that. I might try and outsource it to my trimmer.

Oh and hello C Gull. I do hope you’re living the best Sunday everrrrr!

I’m 4 mins away from pouring a red wine and 2 hours and 19 minutes from this.

I always do clean linen after a nightshift. I’ve been awake for two days now, I’m literally living for the moment my head hits that pillow!

Worst part I gotta do it again Wednesday night

 

[Nine Toed Hippie]

Enjoy the sleep!

NTH

 

[Trala]

Good morning

I’ve got somebody who wants to meet you all

I’m not sure how she wriggled all the way to the edge when I planted her dead centre.

Sponsors Herbies Seeds: 4 from 4!

Buy from them with confidence.

I gotta go grab this day by the balls and slay it. Happy Monday Peepsters

 

[Trala]

Bubbles Bee/Mimosa EVO is no more.

I’m genuinely sad about it. This was a beautiful plant to grow, and a seed I definitely want to try and strike in Winter when we have less bugs.

I loved this plant. I really did.

RIP Bubbles Bee you taught me so much

That’s my biggest Coca Cola btw. Still fucking chodey! Lol.

 

[Trala]

So my boyfriend is doing a night shift tonight and I’ve just poured a glass of wine. I have no idea which way this night will go. It could be

1) get shit faced be hung over at work tomoz
2) have one glass
3) poor this glass back into the bottle.

Lolllll like 3 is even an option!



Hey I got a funny work story. So we have a medication machine called a Pyxis, I think it’s an American product. So it’s fingerprint sign in. I go to sign in today and I get this message. So hoping spoof means something different in the Americas. We nearly died lollinggggg!

 

[stinker]

So my boyfriend is doing a night shift tonight and I’ve just poured a glass of wine. I have no idea which way this night will go. It could be

1) get shit faced be hung over at work tomoz
2) have one glass
3) poor this glass back into the bottle.

Lolllll like 3 is even an option!



Hey I got a funny work story. So we have a medication machine called a Pyxis, I think it’s an American product. So it’s fingerprint sign in. I go to sign in today and I get this message. So hoping spoof means something different in the Americas. We nearly died lollinggggg!

Shitfaced sounds like a plan. What does spoof mean in OZ? The Mimmy bud looks great.

 

[Melville Hobbes]

What does spoof mean in OZ?

Bust a nut, lol!

 

[Trala]

Shitfaced sounds like a plan. What does spoof mean in OZ? The Mimmy bud looks great.

And Stinky la Rue, it was such a bad plan. And when I say bad I mean fucking awful! Like worst plan everrrrrrrrr.

In nurse life you’re guaranteed to have an over active ostomy bag when hungover. Pray it’s not an ileo. They are the worst ok let alone hungover.

Ok spoof. How do I put this without getting banned….?

Spoof is what happens when your willy gets so excited it vomits.

I’ll use it in a sentence:-

When out with Alex last night, and we got hot. Things were going so well till he touched my knickers and fucking spoofed all over my brand new dress.

If you are still confused, here’s a diagram:-

3===D~~~

 

[Trala]

Bust a nut, lol!

Lollllllingggggg

Hey Mel.

Omg MC is getting cut today. Another 1/3 is wilting today.

Fml.

 

[BooWho2]

Hi Tra Your plants are looking gorgeous, nice job! If I had gotten caught up earlier on your journal I would have said to cut both those plants….but it seems to have happened anyway.

 

[Roy Growin]

And Stinky la Rue, it was such a bad plan. And when I say bad I mean fucking awful! Like worst plan everrrrrrrrr.

In nurse life you’re guaranteed to have an over active ostomy bag when hungover. Pray it’s not an ileo. They are the worst ok let alone hungover.

Ok spoof. How do I put this without getting banned….?

Spoof is what happens when your willy gets so excited it vomits.

I’ll use it in a sentence:-

When out with Alex last night, and we got hot. Things were going so well till he touched my knickers and fucking spoofed all over my brand new dress.

If you are still confused, here’s a diagram:-

3===D~~~

Needs to be a bit bigger than that, surely?