Back in the day I used to breed budgies, show birds. However not every bird is going to be a star, so the culls had to be homed.
My lineage has excellent verbal skills, they took to speaking quite well. Gave a couple to a mate, one of them was called Roger.
We used to hang out there a lot, and I taught him to say " Hide the shit" and it became his go to saying.
It never got old.
This one day a cop shows up out of the blue. My mate lived upstairs of a bank, and the cop showed up as they had a window smashed at the branch a few days before and he was there to make enquiries.
As youve guessed old Roger just did his thing, over and over, while we sat in silence, the cop eyeballing the bird while asking questions.
As soon as he left we burst out laughing, only made funnier by my mates Mum going beserk at us for corrupting the bird.
