I so do.
I’m done with crack whores! I’m chasing dem high class hooker feels!
Lollllll
Hey I did something nice, and let’s face it, there is zero point doing something nice unless you can brag at how nice you are, and people nod and backslap you in confirmation.
My neighbour Kim is a fucking wag. Like a real character. She thinks my son grows, and I have been helping her with advice “Kim my son said you need to clean this tent up”, “Kim my son trains his plants using Carhooks
“, “Kim my son says they look waterlogged”. So she has been really listening and oh my god the improvement is amazing. Her Shiskaberry looks really good. So I decided to give her Bubbles, because just in case on the very slim chance God is real, and likes a good toke, he too will see I’m nice and let my dog live.
So I just put the plant in my car, legit drove around the block, pulled into her drive. Told her I had just come from my sons - coz never tell your left hand what your right hand is doing lolll - and he has another gift for her. Her face was so happy. And that made me happy
oh and in case you’re not picking up what I’m putting down, that’s your cue to tell me I’m nice… like really nice.