Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

So two great things happened!

Haircut
No post haircut crying

Now this is a shape I can live with. While she’s not perfect, she is looking so much better. I didn’t go banana sandwich. I took my time and cut 1/2 of what I wanted to. I’m super proud of my restraint coz restraint isn’t actually my strong suit. True story.

Thanks for all the advice. Whether I take it or leave it I really appreciate when you take the time to give it to me. Xo

I have also gained a backup plan to my back up plan. At Mimmy’s base she had this perfect clone. It looks just like a seedling come Day 12. If she lives she will grow symmetrically so if I ruin Mimmy and Bubbles, I still have a shot at the title with Balloons Bee.

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

What are you talking about? I like HEAPS of things! I like [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*] and I like [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*] and I like [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*] and I love [*Deleted by Admin due to lewd and inappropriate language*]

L O L L I N G

Yeah you’re right. I’m just a whiny pain in the arse really.

Me to my partner: Do you like the black dress or the black with white?
My partner to me: Definitely the black
Me: *walks out in the black with the white*
My partner to me: *eye roll and slight shake of head*

I’m exhausting HG. Even to me.

I find saying " your bum looks big in both " cuts out the endless walk to the same assumed insult . Gets us out quicker ( in separate cabs and with me needing the eye make up to hide the bruises !). I never ever suggest using a piece of loo roll up and down her cleavage to make her boobs look bigger as it seems to have worked on her butt either !!!! Learnwd a lot in my previous marriages !!

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

You’re right… I don’t like that idea. Omg so giggly. Yeah nah, there is zero chance I’m leaving her hair like that. I’ll be clinically depressed by harvest. She looks awful I can’t have that.

I have to have neat. I have to have order. It’s just how I roll.

Omg I just don’t know what to do, but I’m 76.3% sure it will involve secatares secitares sekatares plant cutting scissors and me crying afterwards. Oh and if I had a dollar for every time I did this with my own hair I’d have quite a few dollars!

Right I am doing it! Get the tissues ready!

"MURDERER, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS ON THE PROWL , RAISE THE ALARM. ARRROOOOOOGA AROOOOGA.
LOCK UP YOUR INNOCENT DAUGHTERS , SHE HAS NO COMPASSION!!!!.SHUFFLE FOR YOUR LIMBS.... "

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

So two great things happened!

Haircut
No post haircut crying

Now this is a shape I can live with. While she’s not perfect, she is looking so much better. I didn’t go banana sandwich. I took my time and cut 1/2 of what I wanted to. I’m super proud of my restraint coz restraint isn’t actually my strong suit. True story.

Thanks for all the advice. Whether I take it or leave it I really appreciate when you take the time to give it to me. Xo

I have also gained a backup plan to my back up plan. At Mimmy’s base she had this perfect clone. It looks just like a seedling come Day 12. If she lives she will grow symmetrically so if I ruin Mimmy and Bubbles, I still have a shot at the title with Balloons Bee.

Very brave Dr Mengele. Poor thing all sliced and diced from her mother's safe embrace. Lol looks happy enough Trala. Good luck with it. You have so many potential clones on those huge girls too.

 

[StoneOtter]

You made it back to a happy bunch of plants and 420 family! Nice to have you back Trala!

 

[Trala]

Very brave Dr Mengele. Poor thing all sliced and diced from her mother's safe embrace. Lol looks happy enough Trala. Good luck with it. You have so many potential clones on those huge girls too.

Thanks G Banger and that I do.

And Aroooogaaaa aroooooga has me BIG SMILING! I haven’t heard that sound since my dad was alive, and it was lovely to mentally hear it without actually hearing it if you know what I mean.

You made it back to a happy bunch of plants and 420 family! Nice to have you back Trala!

They are defs not all happy, but hopefully I can bring their sexy back.

Thanks Otter

 

[Ganjagrandaddy]

Thanks G Banger and that I do.

And Aroooogaaaa aroooooga has me BIG SMILING! I haven’t heard that sound since my dad was alive, and it was lovely to mentally hear it without actually hearing it if you know what I mean.

They are defs not all happy, but hopefully I can bring their sexy back.

Thanks Otter

My pleasure T. From my childhood and old u.s. cartoons. Lol

 

[Renaissance Man]

My pleasure T. From my childhood and old u.s. cartoons. Lol

This is why my kids watch Woody Woodpecker, Flintstones, Brady Bunch and other classics from the 80's

 

[Trala]

This is why my kids watch Woody Woodpecker, Flintstones, Brady Bunch and other classics from the 80's

Omg I HATED Woody Woodpecker and his normal pitch ha ha ha, then higher pitch ha, then normal pitch ha.

Just shut the fuck up you irritating talking pecking wood bird.

Now yabbadabbadoo is a catch phrase, that there is a winner!

My favourite 80’s cartoon was Sylvester and Tweetie. Omg and that big rooster. Foghorn Leghorn I think his catch phrase was “I say, I say >insert say here<“

 

[Trala]

Ok this is off topic but…

I think I blew up a friendship last night. A girlfriend of mine has this sexist misogynistic husband. And I swear he drops women disrespect to get a rise out of me. Last night I decided not today Satan and I fucking tore him a new one. I was so mad my ears even felt hot! Lollllll

Weaker sex indeed.

 

[DeeBoy]

So two great things happened!

Haircut
No post haircut crying

Now this is a shape I can live with. While she’s not perfect, she is looking so much better. I didn’t go banana sandwich. I took my time and cut 1/2 of what I wanted to. I’m super proud of my restraint coz restraint isn’t actually my strong suit. True story.

Thanks for all the advice. Whether I take it or leave it I really appreciate when you take the time to give it to me. Xo

I have also gained a backup plan to my back up plan. At Mimmy’s base she had this perfect clone. It looks just like a seedling come Day 12. If she lives she will grow symmetrically so if I ruin Mimmy and Bubbles, I still have a shot at the title with Balloons Bee.

I know you want High Times centerfold plants, but these girls have a good chance….

 

[Trala]

So I’m a bundle of nerves. My old dog was showing signs of oral discomfort so I took him to the vet two weeks ago and it was decided for quality of life having his teeth extracted would be the only way. He just finished a course of AB’s in case there was abscess involvement and today is show time.

Vet just called after running his bloods, he has Stage2 CKD, something geriatrics die with not of, but it puts him in a higher risk anaesthetic wise. His bloods also suggest he has Cushings Disease. Again a condition he will more than likely die with not of, and it does explain his thinning hair and lethargy (which I put down to him being a lazy old grump).

I hope I made the right choice. If he carks it on the table I will be so mad at me. Tho truth told if you’re gonna cark it, on the table and under anaesthetic is the way to go.

Cross your fingers for me that this isn’t his last RIP pic.

 

[cjsbabygirl313]

So I’m a bundle of nerves. My old dog was showing signs of oral discomfort so I took him to the vet two weeks ago and it was decided for quality of life having his teeth extracted would be the only way. He just finished a course of AB’s in case there was abscess involvement and today is show time.

Vet just called after running his bloods, he has Stage2 CKD, something geriatrics die with not of, but it puts him in a higher risk anaesthetic wise. His bloods also suggest he has Cushings Disease. Again a condition he will more than likely die with not of, and it does explain his thinning hair and lethargy (which I put down to him being a lazy old grump).

I hope I made the right choice. If he carks it on the table I will be so mad at me. Tho truth told if you’re gonna cark it, on the table and under anaesthetic is the way to go.

Cross your fingers for me that this isn’t his last RIP pic.

Oh T … I’m praying for you and your little guy - sending vibes to the vet for a steady hand, a clear mind during the surgery, and the best skills possible - sending healing and strengthening vibes to your little guy and sending YOU lots of love, and emotional support vibes

 

[DeeBoy]

So I’m a bundle of nerves. My old dog was showing signs of oral discomfort so I took him to the vet two weeks ago and it was decided for quality of life having his teeth extracted would be the only way. He just finished a course of AB’s in case there was abscess involvement and today is show time.

Vet just called after running his bloods, he has Stage2 CKD, something geriatrics die with not of, but it puts him in a higher risk anaesthetic wise. His bloods also suggest he has Cushings Disease. Again a condition he will more than likely die with not of, and it does explain his thinning hair and lethargy (which I put down to him being a lazy old grump).

I hope I made the right choice. If he carks it on the table I will be so mad at me. Tho truth told if you’re gonna cark it, on the table and under anaesthetic is the way to go.

Cross your fingers for me that this isn’t his last RIP pic.

Hard stuff. I hope he lives to die another day and another and…

 

[Freak Brothers]

That's a kick in the nads for u ,,
Fingers crossed everything goes smoothly

 

[Trala]

I know you want High Times centerfold plants, but these girls have a good chance….

I so do.

I’m done with crack whores! I’m chasing dem high class hooker feels!

Lollllll

Hey I did something nice, and let’s face it, there is zero point doing something nice unless you can brag at how nice you are, and people nod and backslap you in confirmation.

My neighbour Kim is a fucking wag. Like a real character. She thinks my son grows, and I have been helping her with advice “Kim my son said you need to clean this tent up”, “Kim my son trains his plants using Carhooks“, “Kim my son says they look waterlogged”. So she has been really listening and oh my god the improvement is amazing. Her Shiskaberry looks really good. So I decided to give her Bubbles, because just in case on the very slim chance God is real, and likes a good toke, he too will see I’m nice and let my dog live.

So I just put the plant in my car, legit drove around the block, pulled into her drive. Told her I had just come from my sons - coz never tell your left hand what your right hand is doing lolll - and he has another gift for her. Her face was so happy. And that made me happy oh and in case you’re not picking up what I’m putting down, that’s your cue to tell me I’m nice… like really nice.

 

[Carcass]

You are nice, really nice...

How'd I do?

Best of luck to Billy- I hope he's back to just being his lazy old self real soon!

 

[Trala]

Oh T … I’m praying for you and your little guy - sending vibes to the vet for a steady hand, a clear mind during the surgery, and the best skills possible - sending healing and strengthening vibes to your little guy and sending YOU lots of love, and emotional support vibes

Omg that’s exactly what I said to the vet. “Steady hand lady… steady hand” LOL

Thanks He is basically everything I didn’t want in a dog, starting with his unsightly black balls. Serious question, why would Mother Nature give a white dog black balls? The animal rescue place desexed him, we were foster parents of him at the time. And I can remember thinking thank God they will be gone, but no, they just pop the testes out and keep the sack! So then he had an unsightly empty black saggy ball sack! He used to sleep spread eagle on his back too. Tbh I think the only reason he did it was to make me uncomfortable.

 

[Trala]

Hard stuff. I hope he lives to die another day and another and…

L O L L I N G !

Me too DB

 

[Trala]

You are nice, really nice...

How'd I do?

Best of luck to Billy- I hope he's back to just being his lazy old self real soon!

Look I’m going to be honest…

Would an added or maybe ahave fucking killed you?

I gave away my prized Bubbles! MY PRIZED BUBBLES! And not even a thumbs up from you! Just some crummy italics on one word.

And thanks <—— see how easy that was?!