Trala’s Tent

Emilya said:
duct tape... seriously... bandage her up, say a quick whatever you would say in a case like this, and go on with life. She will repair this break as if it were nothing.
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Are you joking or serious? Because I’m literally just about to get my duct tape out of my Back Packer Killer Kit and do it.
 
Emilya said:
i am totally serious... throw a Popsicle stick in there for support. Do what you can to truss her up. You are going to be amazed how well she will work with it.
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Thanks!

You are a plant saver sista! :love: :love: :love:

I do it now :)
 
Disaster maybe averted!

Thanks so much. I swear my plants would be dead without you guys.


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OMG!

I have had the worst day! First I woke a bit hungover, then as you know I all but ripped Trixies arm off. After I tended to her wounds, I thought I’d tie down some more of her little arms, then I got the idea to give her fan leaves a bit of a trim, next minute I’m like in a crazed Edward Scissorhand type frenzy, trying madly to fix her by cutting “just a couple more”, long and the short of it, Trix now looks like she has been in a car accident and suffers with alopecia.

Then I decided Kate Bush had to go. It’s basically her fault we can’t find peace as a family, so I packed her bags, and I kicked her out!

Now I‘m fretting she’s cold and scared outside.

I‘m also praying some of Trixie‘s hair grows back before Sunday’s update.

So there’s my terrible tale of Tuesday. Bring on Wednesday.

:( :( :(
 
TraLa said:
I feel like I’m in front of the judge of the child services!

I swear I always do Your honour! But I was going out to dinner last night and our friends wanted to meet at 05:30pm (side note who the fuck meets at 0530pm for DINNER?!), and I was rushing, and I had washed my new black top, and there was lint on it, I couldn’t find my lint roller so I had to use a new damp sponge then I couldn’t get my right eyelash to properly stick, and my dogs still needed walking... it’s literally never happened before and I PROMISE it will never happen again your honour :( :( :(

I keep a humidity diary and it’s always between 55-65% so that could be a problem.

OMG “I liked Kate Bush but if she has to go then so be it.” LOLLING!

Yeah I don’t like my chances , but yep if it flops I’ll chop. (Terrible message if an impotent poster just reads just the last line of this post btw).
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Solid someone shout me ?? . What the hell TraLa. How insulting to "my friend" who suffers this problem. He have me one of his Viagra to try out but I was too worried about the side effects. I crushed it and rubbed it in my eyes so I would look hard !!!. Heehee
 
Billpopy79 said:
Seriously, you can now join DD and me as an honorary member of the heavy handed twat club.
Included with membership is a straight jacket a roll of duct tape and something soft to bite down on.
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Being the "El President " of the said club, I give you thumbs for fingers and wall eye for close up work. Welcome to the one legged arse kicking collective.
 
Billpopy79 said:
Seriously, you can now join DD and me as an honorary member of the heavy handed twat club.
Included with membership is a straight jacket a roll of duct tape and something soft to bite down on.
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With my actions and choices lately I could be the president of the twat club.

I literally kept cutting more of the plant with the intention of fixing it, while my brain screamed “STOP FUCKING CUTTING THE LEAVESSSSSSSS”

As mum used to say when I sat curled and sobbing in the corner after a home job haircut “it’ll grow back..“
 
Ganjagrandaddy said:
Being the "El President " of the said club, I give you thumbs for fingers and wall eye for close up work. Welcome to the one legged arse kicking collective.
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I think I’m actually proving to be the best candidate for presidency tbh. You want to retain the position you need to up your game when it comes to stupid choices.

L O L L I N G !

:laughtwo::laughtwo::laughtwo:
 
Ganjagrandaddy said:
There you go. Any means necessary. She will mend with a knuckle.
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Hope so.

Just think, with the learning that has come with all my fuck ups, my next grow will hopefully be much more straight forward.

And I only just learned this:- I thought male plants had seeds. I also thought an obvious female, who is growing buds, whose buds turn to seed was a herm. In hindsight, the “herm” I thought went to seed was a female that had been pollinated, I have no idea by who. So my seeds are from a female plant who was bowchikawowwowed with a male.

Is that right?

If it is right I have also learned I don’t think I have even seen a herm. Are they common?
 
Okay so I have had my morning cheeky peeky, And Minxie has obviously been sneaking out with @Ganjagrandaddy because it looks like she had given birth overnight. I at first thought it was a weed. And while it’s leaves don’t look like any new seedling I’ve grown so far, the leaves are quite rounded, I’m 94% sure it’s a baby plant!

LOLLLLLL!


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TraLa said:
Okay so I have had my morning cheeky peeky, And Minxie has obviously been sneaking out with @Ganjagrandaddy because it looks like she had given birth overnight. I at first thought it was a weed. And while it’s leaves don’t look like any new seedling I’ve grown so far, the leaves are quite rounded, I’m 94% sure it’s a baby plant!

LOLLLLLL!


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That is most definitely a baby plant, it's also a baby cannabis plant,
It looks like it's been growing for a few days to a week, how did you not notice it before?
Dig it out and get it in a pot.

Plants are looking fabulous btw.
:goodjob:
 
Billpopy79 said:
That is most definitely a baby plant, it's also a baby cannabis plant,
It looks like it's been growing for a few days to a week, how did you not notice it before?
Dig it out and get it in a pot.

Plants are looking fabulous btw.
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Lolling!

TBH I found it in the bottom of the ceramic pot Kate was uppotted into yesterday. I had to repot her because a permanent black plastic pot in my beautiful outdoor area was never going to cut it. Poor Kate, stripped naked, strange ceramic pot, cold and rain! I have actually got her in a ceramic pot which is in another ceramic pot and packed with leaves to try and help with the cold. I was told, like me, plants don’t like cold feet.

But back to the seedlings, there were actually two in the bottom of the Inside pot, the other seedling looks exactly like the usual seedlings I have grown so far, but that one looks different. It has 100% grown overnight. I was a bit time poor yesterday so I popped them in the tent just to see if they would survive the night.

I‘ll put them both in seedling trays today. Such little super hero’s, striking in yard dirt outside in the beginning of Winter! No idea how the seeds ended up in that pot. There was literally no more than two inches of soil in the bottom of the pot!

OMG I’m trying cull plants not have more!
 
Kate Bush survived her first night sleeping rough - we need a sobbing motey

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Trixie’s Broken arm looks good and her hair doesn‘t look as bad today as it seemed to yesterday. It is quite amazing how quickly they grow. They say with short hair there is inly a week between a bad cut and a good cut.

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And I’d like to introduce my two newest stowaway hero’s, who I hold little chance for given my tent is going to 12:12 on Sunday and being winter our daylight is approximately 10 hours long. The bigger one is Harley and the other one is Quinn. #girlpower

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Right I’m off to grab this day by the balls and own it!

Have a super day/sleep forumstars :circle-of-love:
 
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