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Think you may have gone a bit OTT with reveg plant - how's a stick gonna grow? lol
If you are concerned about your bud not drying just tip it out for an hour or so to let it air
 
Trala said:
If I had a dollar for every joke I needed explained I’d be drowning in dollars $$$$$$

The one that stands out is:-

What did the kiwi say to Mohammed?
Hebrew.

Well I didn’t get it. Even when it was explained, mainly because I had no idea who Mohammed was, or that he spoke Hebrew. And even when explained, I still didn’t get why it was a punchline, I literally needed it written down

Hebrew - Hey bro

Wth a Kiwi accent hey bro sounds like Hebrew. Standard kiwi greeting is hey bro (pronounced heee brew)

Stone Otter, this explanation played out over the course of an hour, and more and more people got involved and it just got funnier and funnier. So I disagree, Stone Otter. Explained jokes are as funny as fuck!

To this very day I always say heee brew when greeting kiwis and internally giggle about the joke I needed a diagram to understand.

:laughtwo::laughtwo::laughtwo:
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Yeah, Na bro. Kiwi here to explain the accent.
When we say 'hey', it sounds like we're saying 'hay'. The stuff cows eat.
When we say 'bro', it rhymes with 'snow'.
Also, in NZ a 'tinny' is a gram of bud wrapped in tinfoil. Cost $20.
We wear jandals on our feet, and thongs are crack food.
Now you know.
So ends today's Kiwi language lessons. :rofl:
 
Jungle Joseph said:
Yeah, Na bro. Kiwi here to explain the accent.
When we say 'hey', it sounds like we're saying 'hay'. The stuff cows eat.
When we say 'bro', it rhymes with 'snow'.
Also, in NZ a 'tinny' is a gram of bud wrapped in tinfoil. Cost $20.
We wear jandals on our feet, and thongs are crack food.
Now you know.
So ends today's Kiwi language lessons. :rofl:
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Yeah nah brew. That’s how you think you sound.

Just because you believe it, doesn’t mean it’s true aye brew. When you say hay the stuff cows eat, to Aussie ears it actually sounds like heeee. When you say snow it sounds like snoooo. Soooooo gigglyyyyy btw.

When I finish work tomorrow I’ll do a plant/accent YouTube education. AU accent vs NZ accent.

We buy a foily or a doily, which is $25 gram of bud in tinfoil.

We wear thongs on our feet, coz well, jandals is just kookie talk.

:laughtwo::laughtwo::laughtwo:
 
Growings said:
Think you may have gone a bit OTT with reveg plant - how's a stick gonna grow? lol
If you are concerned about your bud not drying just tip it out for an hour or so to let it air
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Emilya said:
I had a friend on an old forum who used to reveg all the time. He would leave 2 or 3 bud sites at the bottom of the plant and then would chop the rootball in half and repot it in a smaller container. Often enough to journal about, he made it look easy. Good luck with the next... that twig looks like a goner.
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I admit defeat.

She‘s faaaaaked mate.

Coz I’m bOnKeRs I actually have an MJ cemetery in a hidden corner of my yard.

Goodbye WillE Bee ♥️:(♥️:(♥️:(

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Trala said:
I admit defeat.

She‘s faaaaaked mate.

Coz I’m bOnKeRs I actually have an MJ cemetery in a hidden corner of my yard.

Goodbye WillE Bee ♥️:(♥️:(♥️:(

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Before you discard this one, give the green spot a push in case there's a seed in it.
 
StoneOtter said:
Before you discard this one, give the green spot a push in case there's a seed in it.
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Yeah nah, nothing. It was so tiny. Maybe 1/4 the size of a seed and deader than a dead dingos donger by yesterday arvo.
 
Omg I am still getting over yesterdays ordeal.

I have been using that yellow sticky stuff for insect control and when I went to put the clonestars and seedstar to bed yesterday, I found a gecko stuck to it! And I mean stuck. I was frantic trying to save it. I ran water on it until I could slowly free it. It ended up with a small skin tear under its abdo, but no other real damage that I could see.

I put it in my herb garden to hopefully recover. I just checked and it has either become dinner, or it lives to creep another day. It looked so scared. I know insects can’t feel pain, but I don’t know about lizards. I really hope for his sake he can’t.

It was so awful. So so awful. I didn’t think I would get him off that thing alive. The thought of having to euthanise him quick if the water didn’t work made me sick to my stomach.

So another string to my bow:-

Trala Mother of Green Dragons, rescuer of bees, saviour of butterflies, liberator of lizards.

Lolllll
 
Trala said:
Omg I am still getting over yesterdays ordeal.

I have been using that yellow sticky stuff for insect control and when I went to put the clonestars and seedstar to bed yesterday, I found a gecko stuck to it! And I mean stuck. I was frantic trying to save it. I ran water on it until I could slowly free it. It ended up with a small skin tear under its abdo, but no other real damage that I could see.

I put it in my herb garden to hopefully recover. I just checked and it has either become dinner, or it lives to creep another day. It looked so scared. I know insects can’t feel pain, but I don’t know about lizards. I really hope for his sake he can’t.

It was so awful. So so awful. I didn’t think I would get him off that thing alive. The thought of having to euthanise him quick if the water didn’t work made me sick to my stomach.

So another string to my bow:-

Trala Mother of Green Dragons, rescuer of bees, saviour of butterflies, liberator of lizards.

Lolllll
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1st of her name!!!!
 
Poor little dude…. Stateside that level of animal cruelty would be met with a swift nastygram from the geico gecko cancelling all your insurance policies…..

garden looks delightful but sorry about the buzzcut burnout on willie.

Is it just me or does that title lack a certain je ne sais quoi?

maybe carhooker extraordinaire would be an appropriate addition
 
Trala said:
Yeah nah, nothing. It was so tiny. Maybe 1/4 the size of a seed and deader than a dead dingos donger by yesterday arvo.
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Good try! :bongrip: I have gotten one like that off a blueberry auto.
 
Trala said:
@Jungle Joseph
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Hay snow, you're going to drop that plant if you keep drinking that cheap buy Ron bay crap and sitting it on the fence for a glamour shot :rofl:

On a serious note, those are some delicious looking plants, I bet they smell wonderful.
 
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