Trala’s Tent

[Trala]

Day 80 Veg
Monstercropped Clone Kimee Bee aka Tangerine Dream
Those arms! So cray cray.

Little no name clone went to her foster home today Actually her set up has improved vastly. She has listened to my advice. First piece being “clean this fucking mess up”. Lol, she’s bought a tent and got rid of the dank water. I gave her 2 Tangie clones and they look good. I was well impressed.

#TeamTrala

Day two of not leaving the house and the attention seeking look at me I made cupcakes! Look at me I have a leaf on my face! Look at me I made a sign is already coming in hot! By the end of this week being totally locked in I‘ll be uploading fucking TikToks!

Those cupcakes tho... I’m so Martha Snoop Dogg

 

[VetSmoke85]

Have your nerves been settled now? You've got the sign up now so nothing to worry about. They look fantastic so take a deep breath and relax.

 

[DeeBoy]

So I decided to get productive given I’m in lockdown and I can’t leave the house. Not that I’m complaining. My country has been so very lucky.

Kimee Bee needed a bigger dress

She was monstercropped like 100 years ago and she has finally decided to become a proper MJ plant. No more single bladed freak leaves. And she got some arms!

She looks a good healthy shade of green, and has a solid rootball and she was definitely ready for an uppot.

I made up a Terra, volcano jizz, blood and bone mix. Had a couple of visitors while potting up. First one was in the pot I needed to wash, and the second just appeared from nowhere #straya

I didn’t nute feed her. I just gave her a water. I will reintroduce nutes tomorrow. I don‘t know why I chose not to feed tbh. I just did.

Upotted

Re-Carhooked TM
(and she’s looking pretty fucked off about being reshackled if I’m honest LOL)

Volcano Jizz? Is that an Aussie brand?

 

[Carcass]

The girls look terrific, Trala...
I am proud of you, and I can tell by the Tangerine Dream that you've got the training
figured out- she looks a lot like my Gorilla Glue, which is at about the same place, training-wise..
I hope the lockdown doesn't drive you too crazy....you can always fiddle with the plants if you need something to do...

 

[Trala]

Have your nerves been settled now? You've got the sign up now so nothing to worry about. They lookfantastic so take a deep breath and relax.

No. I will be in Stage 5 Herm panic mode for 7 days or 168 hours or 10 080 minutes. If there is no sign of herm after that I will breath.

Volcano Jizz? Is that an Aussie brand?

Oh it’s that white stuff the little bits. I thought it was polystyrene but it’s actually volcano lava/jizz or something like that.

The girls look terrific, Trala...
I am proud of you, and I can tell by the Tangerine Dream that you've got the training
figured out- she looks a lot like my Gorilla Glue, which is at about the same place, training-wise..
I hope the lockdown doesn't drive you too crazy....you can always fiddle with the plants if you need something to do...

Thank you so much. I want to take their petticoats off so badly, just the bottom bit. I have pics. But I think I need to wait till I forget when. That leaf pic, there was a reason I posted it, but I forgot till now the reason. I want to pluck a few of those big droopy leaves off. In fact I want to pluck leaves from my clones too, and when I say pluck I mean get my secateurs and go full Edward Scissorhands. This of course means I’ll be posting hysterically in a few hours sobbing i scalped them. I feel plants in general do best after a prune. Pruning is always best when it’s warm. Our days are approx 25-28 degrees centigrade. So it’s the perfect time. That’s my rationale anyway. Remind me they will grow back bigger and better when I go full trama. Even I can set my watch by my mood bipolar bearness.

 

[Carcass]

A little thinning wouldn't hurt- now's as good a time as any...just don't go *apeshit with it...

(*apeshit = something you'll be sorry for later)

 

[Trala]

A little thinning wouldn't hurt- now's as good a time as any...just don't go *apeshit with it...

(*apeshit = something you'll be sorry for later)

Carcass; Carcass, Carcass, Carcass...

Do you not know me at all?

I have two speeds 1. Laying still, semiconscious covered in cookie crumbs and 2. LET‘S FUCK THIS SHIT UPPPPPPPPP!

No doubt I’ll be back in a few hours sobbing expecting you all to talk me off the ledge... again.

LOLLINGGGGG

 

[013]

Ok it’s been 9 minutes, drop the scissors while there is still some foliage left

 

[Trala]

Ok it’s been 9 minutes, drop the scissors while there is still some foliage left

I’m actually laying in bed, sipping coffee and developing a bed sore.

They’re safe for now...

 

[HashGirl]

Oh it’s that white stuff the little bits. I thought it was polystyrene but it’s actually volcano lava/jizz or something like that.

Perlite, I believe.

Remind me they will grow back bigger and better when I go full trama. Even I can set my watch by my mood bipolar bearness.

I can confirm this is true, at least in respect to topping, which I just realized is probably not what you're talking about at all but I'm high so I don't really care. . I topped all my GSCs except GSC1. GSC1 is 18". GSC2 is 20", GSC3 is 26" and GSC4 is 23".

And, I've removed all the petticoats from the girls. Here's a group shot from 2 days' ago:

GSC1 and 2 are in the front.

 

[JollyRodger]

Stepping up your game

 

[Trala]

Perlite, I believe.

I can confirm this is true, at least in respect to topping, which I just realized is probably not what you're talking about at all but I'm high so I don't really care. . I topped all my GSCs except GSC1. GSC1 is 18". GSC2 is 20", GSC3 is 26" and GSC4 is 23".

And, I've removed all the petticoats from the girls. Here's a group shot from 2 days' ago:

GSC1 and 2 are in the front.

Perlite you say? Hmmmm... There’s a song about this!

You like potato and I like potahto
You like tomato and I like tomahto
Potato, potahto, perlite, volcano jizz
Let's call the whole thing off

L O L L I N G

I gave both clones a good trim, they are half the plants they used to be. The monstercropped clone didn’t need much off at all. I think she will be the plant to dazzle. She has arms on arms. It takes a lot more effort to strike a clone in bud, but they are amazing to strike then to reveg, well I think they are.

So you know how practice makes perfect. And given how many carhooks TM I have made I should be awesome at creating hooks by now?

Yeah, nah.

 

[Trala]

Stepping up your game

Hi JollyRodger

Long time no see

Thank you very much. Given my recent Lightagate drama it’s not without a good sprinkle of fuckups.

LOLLINGGGG

 

[Trala]

Omg this house arrest. It fucks with your brain.

Pre lockdown me: My daily goal, stay home and not interact with another human, ignore messenger, dodge FaceTimes. Eat Cheetos and watch Netflix

Lockdown me: OMG this fucking lockdown! I wanted to learn to Latin dance, join the gym, attend a Vietnamese cooking class, visit every museum in a 180km radius, then go on a whale watching cruise today! Fuck you very much covid! You are RUINING my life!

 

[LizardMate]

They just keep lookin better n better tralalala. Keeeeep goin

 

[Trala]

They just keep lookin better n better tralalala. Keeeeep goin

Giddayyyyy maaaaaaate

Thank you

 

[Trala]

@HashGirl

Book finished.

O

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A fucking twister right up to the very end! If I had to mark it out of 10 it would be a 10. I need to go back and choose another book today.

Thanks for recommending it. Xo

 

[HashGirl]

@HashGirl

Book finished.

O

M

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A fucking twister right up to the very end! If I had to mark it out of 10 it would be a 10. I need to go back and choose another book today.

Thanks for recommending it. Xo

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Let me know if you need any other recommendations.

 

[JollyRodger]

Hi JollyRodger

Long time no see

Thank you very much. Given my recent Lightagate drama it’s not without a good sprinkle of fuckups.

LOLLINGGGG

Yes! Too long no see. I’ve been very very busy. I seriously have some catching up to do.
And this light scandal has peeked my interest.

 

[Trala]

So I have come to accept I can’t keep 3 plants in the veg tent. Fuck knows how I flowered 3 plants in that tent first grow here, coz no way I could get one of my currently flowering plants in there.

My little monster has been uppotted in her final pot, and my clones are desperate for bigger dresses too. I will only fit two in there once uppotted, which I’m going to do Monday when I buy more medium (which is grow talk for soil for those of you who are thinking I mean a clairvoyant...). Really shoulda bought a bigger tent, and more lights LOLL

So I have been fluffing about and I’ve created like a bed extender in the tent. I can keep 3 in there for now, but when I uppot, I really need to vote someone out of the Veg House. With the extender I can comfortably veg two in the bigger pots. So in regards to who is leaving, I’m choosing Berry Bee aka Shiskaberry because I actually have a back up Shiska seed. So with a sad heart, dat bitch gotta go I must ask her to leave.

I have 2 choices.
1. Flower her
2. Give her to my neighbour to torture in her tent of doom

Is she too small to flower? I’ll get pics later

Behold my building skillzzzzz, and you will be SHOCKED to learn, I’m completely self taught