@Inky66
I‘ll set the scene. I had just completed a 10 hour day in the wards which had laughter, then stress and then a bit of heartache. So after finally finishing I pull in at home and I go straight to my tent and I decide my clone needs low stress training, knowing full well I tend to run at full stupid speed when impulsive.
My confidence then wrestled with my ability.
My confidence: I need to tie that plant down
My ability: you’re tired, you’re drained - wait till tomorrow
My confidence: do it! DO IT!!!
My ability: waaaaaaaaaait
My confidence: GO GOT THIS!!!
WIthin seconds I have completely torn 2 branches off.
Again, my confidence wrestles with my ability, my confidence tells me I can fix it with scissors, despite failing miserably when I tried to “fix” my 6 year old sons hair with scissors and my dog, when I decided all I needed to be a dog groomer was blunt scissors. My ability says go pour wine.
So again.
My confidence: Get the scissors
My ability: what is fucking wrong with you lady?! Pour a glass of red, chill out.
My confidence: do it! DO IT!!!
My ability: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait!
My confidence: YOU GOT THIS!!!
Within seconds I have scissors, a sorry heart and my plant has crew cut.
I show my lover hoping for sympathy and he said something along the lines of “well you fucked that up”.
So here we are. The day after the day I fucked up my clone Lucy.
So question. You still impressed?!
LOLLINGGGGGG