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I’m not sure what an ontario is, but I’ll tell you something for nothing, it ain’t invited to any party I’m having.
No moves, no invite.
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No moves, no invite.
PK
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i love banff, best times!
it's where he lives lol
his user name is a pun based on his home city. missisauga, ontario, canada. say those three words fast enough and you have promised to marry a native canadian somewhere and will spawn a warrior dynasty. good deal. could seriously do worse.
std capital of canada ! actual truth.
edit: it's also a big training ground for law enforcement. they get exposed to all the different levels of crime there at a baby level. everything from beat to undercover gets trained there.
PK
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wow, i didnt know that. lol! i love the camping and scenery there. Perfect lakes and water.
i lived there about a decade. i had to make a choice or i would still be there lol. 
if you stay long enough you live in a totally different economy from the tourists.
if you ever order and get served a tray it's because of us.. alberta outlawed trays in the bars. a tray is just as many drinks as can fit on a servers tray at once.. we used to order them that way on drink specials since it was easier for the bar staff. but it is totally over serving lol
it became so popular it spread outward from there. now it's pretty much illegal
if you stay long enough you live in a totally different economy from the tourists.
if you ever order and get served a tray it's because of us.. alberta outlawed trays in the bars. a tray is just as many drinks as can fit on a servers tray at once.. we used to order them that way on drink specials since it was easier for the bar staff. but it is totally over serving lol
it became so popular it spread outward from there. now it's pretty much illegal
Mvpdank
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I thought it was all a joke but noticed no response or posts from him for 3 day's and almost had me upset lol dobbing on someone is just unAustralian and knew my new friendliest favourite Aussie grower would have participated in no such act lol
Mvpdank
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I was up Tambourine when we had been declared a disaster zone after massive storms trapped us up there for 3 day's with no power,no water so feel for them up there it gets pretty wild. Hope your keeping safe.
Mvpdank
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We had to get bigger table's in aus so we could all fit our tray each on the table loli lived there about a decade. i had to make a choice or i would still be there lol.
if you stay long enough you live in a totally different economy from the tourists.
if you ever order and get served a tray it's because of us.. alberta outlawed trays in the bars. a tray is just as many drinks as can fit on a servers tray at once.. we used to order them that way on drink specials since it was easier for the bar staff. but it is totally over serving lol
it became so popular it spread outward from there. now it's pretty much illegal
Mvpdank
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Trala it must be horribly humid up there atm. Today we have had our 1 summer day we get each year down here and I honestly don't know how I survived Qld heat all my life lol
Mvpdank
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Almost reached 30°c and im pretty much naked lol that's qld winter lol
don't whine. it's where santa pisses off to after the big run.
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I actually did do worse, much worse in fact!
When it comes to names in here I create my own story. You see I invented my own pronunciation and story of Mr S’s name. I mentally pronounce it as sanga and here that’s a sandwich. So I decided he called himself Mr Sanga coz he likes sandwiches. Your version is more plausible lolllinggg
So you Canadian too? Coz let me tell you my favourite Canadian joke!
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
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OMG I’m having terrible flash backs!
The bell ringing for that magical one off $1 drinks window at the Calamvale Hotel. Then trying to get your tray of drinks back to the table without dropping them.
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Put it this way, when I finally do get to hell I’ll be telling the devil to turn the heat up coz I’m chilly. I have my bestie flying in today she’s gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeee
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I was in Byron Bay last year for a week, and we drove up and spent the day in Tambourine, around this time actually, and it was so dry, within a week the dusty Main Street of Tambo was a river from flash flooding.
Queensland, Straya mate, burning one day, cyclones and torrential rain the next.
Mvpdank
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Oh the calamvale so many memories lol some wish I couldn't remember lmfao oh no now I remember rogue's and there amateur strip night wow some crazy things went on there lol
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Same, OMG the all in brawls. I got absolutely flogged by a girl there one night. While I have a mouth turns out I can't fight for shit. That was around the time they introduced plastic cups. Too many glassings.
Omg! Rogues! It was in the city! I have not heard that name in eons! I came 3rd in a wet t-shirt contest there, I won a prize too, I just can't remember what it was. I was around 15 or 16 at the time. I remember being shocked and horrified at the dirty old ladies up on stage with the strippers all thirsty and thrusty. TBH they were prolly only in their 40's. Anyone over 27 is old to a young teenager.
I was a grubby wild child. In one way I seriously don't recognise the person I was. Sadly my many scars are a daily reminder.
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Lucky says good morning team!
She was just fed and burped.
May your Wednesday be filled with laughter, love and a little bit of learning.
She was just fed and burped.
May your Wednesday be filled with laughter, love and a little bit of learning.
The Celt
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See if you can pronounce this one, local National Park here - KejimkujikI actually did do worse, much worse in fact!
When it comes to names in here I create my own story. You see I invented my own pronunciation and story of Mr S’s name. I mentally pronounce it as sanga and here that’s a sandwich. So I decided he called himself Mr Sanga coz he likes sandwiches. Your version is more plausible lolllinggg
So you Canadian too? Coz let me tell you my favourite Canadian joke!
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian
