This Year's Outdoor 2012 Garden Diary - By JTG & My Wife

Hey Cascadian Dank, I do eat lots of Pot Food, when the MOOD strikes ME!!!:slide: Sometimes, when I am really out there on Primal Thoughts, I get to thinking i need to connect with My Celtic/Druid side of My Psyche!!!:thedoubletake: Probably sounds Strange, but sometimes I feel I have to take My Self out to those outer Spheres of Human Consciousness, those areas that are our most Private and Primal Areas!!! Basically i feel the need to travel past our Everyday Human Dimensions, basically what I am saying in a Nut Shell, is that i want to take a Hashish, Cannabis Butter Tincture, Brownie Voyage!!!:blushsmile:

Basically, about once or twice a Year(WHEN I CAN SAFELY) I like to make a mixture of Cannabis Psychedelics. I use about 14 grams of High Quality Bubble Hash, or High Quality Silk Screened Hash(MADE BY ME OF COURSE), a tincture for cooking, of Brandy(E&J or Korbell), that has been let soaked, in a 5 gallon mixture inside a 5 gallon Bucket(CLEAN), stuffed full of all the finest Sugar leaf, Hash Detritus, Good, WELL DRIED BUDS(CRUMBLE IF MASHED OR RUBBED), and as much Brandy as You wish to add to the Container, depending on the Potency that You want the Tincture to Be. I usually add about a two thirds mixture of Brandy to the Container. It is enough to make sure that all of the Herb that is in the container gets evenly Wet, which is VERY important, as it must sit for Two Weeks to Ferment, and become a Tincture fit for cooking. After You have made your Tincture, You Must Get a wet Terry Cloth Towel, wrung out of course,but still let to be wet enough so that when you cover the 5 gallon container with it, it will remain wet for 24 hours, after which, you must return to where the Tincture is being Stored, Remove the Towel, and Re wet again, recover, and repeat the process every 24 Hours for 2 weeks, till Tincture is Ready. It is important to let the Tincture Breathe for about 5-10 minutes every day, it should probably be timed for when You go to do Your Ritual with the re wetting of the Towel everyday. This way you kill two birds with one stone, it is alright to let it Breathe for a few minutes, in fact, I must say, it is absolutely necessary that you let it Breathe Everyday!!!:clap: It is how it exchanges the stale old Air, with Fresh Clean Air, Improving EVERYTHING!!!

After 2 weeks, take some Cheese Cloth, or if your doing it on the Cheap, Choose a T-Shirt that has no USE, and use it to Strain the Weeds Detritus from the Brandy, Leaving You with an extremely Potent Tincture!!!:high-five: I usually take about 2-2.5 Pounds of Butter, using a SAUCE PAN, Heat turned on as LOW AS IT CAN GO, especially if you own a Gas stove like Me. And Place the Butter into the Sauce Pan, and let Melt, till it starts to get a little Creamy, almost Bubbly Looking, then I add the amount of Tincture I want to add, depending on HOW FAR I WISH TO TRAVEL ASTRALLY THAT NIGHT. After I add the amount I deem appropriate(USUALLY ABOUT A TWO THIRDS TO 750 ML. I then let this cook down on extreme LOW, till all of the Alcohol has evaporated, and Chemically Bonded with the FAT that is in the BUTTER. CANNABINOIDS bond to Alcohol, which in turn evaporates, but before it turns to Vapor, it Magically Bonds to the FAT that is so copiously abundant in the BUTTER!!! When the alcohol Vapor is No longer Noticeable in the Tincture Butter mixture, remove the Butter from the heat, and let cool for a few Minutes, until it can be touched with the bare hand without Burning, but still good and Runny.

Take a large Skillet, and add the Butter Tincture Mixture to the Skillet, heat butter on low, until it starts to Bubble. Take the 14 grams of Hash(EITHER KIND DOES NOT MATTER, AS LONG AS IT IS HIGH GRADE ALL THE WAY). Place the Hash into the Butter Tincture mixture, and BLEND it into the Mixture, break it up, crumble it, Slightly Mash It, just make sure it get mixed into the Mixture Completely(OR AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN), and let it cook into the Mixture on very LOW. When You are finished it should be Mixed in PERFECTLY!!! Let the mixture cool again, to the touch, take a Large Brownie Pan, Grease with the CANNA BUTTER TINCTURE, use a Generic, Safeway, Sunny Select, ETC, type of Brownies for the Brownie Part. Make sure that whatever type of Brownies You get, are not the ones that are used using Water only!!! This is the most important thing just about!!! You must get Brownies that call for Butter, Oil, Eggs, and a little water too. I take one full cup of the Hash,Canna Butter,Tincture Mix, and in a Large Bowl, combine all of the ingredients, and Mix it together VERY well, if it seems a little to thick to pour into the Brownie Pan, add a little Bit more water, and if You like really thick Brownies, skip this, and see if you can get the brownies to spread out evenly in the PAN!!!

I then Bake them at 350 Degrees for about 25-30 minutes, or until I can put a toothpick into one, and get nothing on the toothpick when I pull it out. Since the Brownies, I cut into One Dozen Pieces, they are Potent as hell, and MOST DEFINITELY Psychedelic Medicine. There is somewhere between at least One to One and a Third Grams of Hash in each Brownie, Not Counting The Brandy, Butter, Cannabis Tincture!!!

This is how I visit the Outer Spheres of our Consciousness when I feel the need to. Some Trips are so intense, I spend DAYS AND DAYS trying to figure out what my Sub-Consciousness was trying to tell ME!!! And believe Me, if You are not just doing it to get HIGH(WHICH IS ALRIGHT IN IMHO), You can learn a lot about WHAT, and WHO YOU ARE!!! I am not getting all Hippy on any of You, I am just saying, that Cannabis has so many more deeper insights to it, than to just relax after a tough DAY, Or because if you do not toke up right away, you might Melt!!! It is the Universal Herb, it is good for everything!!! Well that was one hell of a Rant, SORRY GUYS, just expostulating!!! I still have my High and Tight, I am still gonna be up on watch, My .45 is on My Hip. It is still Me, James!!! I guess that Orange Krush WAS STRONG!!!:winkyface: SORRY, I NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR NORMAL STATION!!! SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.:thumb::tokin:
 
Thank You GH, that was an awfully nice thing of You to Do For Us!!!:thankyou: It really meant a lot to the both of US!!! I c annot beleve how small the Plants look, from then to NOW. Talk about a quick growing PLANT!!!:bravo: It seems like Yesterday, that they were put into their Finakl Containers. I wish You could come and take a look at How the Solar Flares really Affected the Plants, I have some Kolas that produced Dual Kolas, all because the Sun was so Strong this Year, Truly Amazing, I think it would blow your Mind, and FC's and Miwas, OMM, Smoke2j's, RL, JIMMY, DPP, QUEENY,DEEGE, GIG,BUCKS,SPHNX,Cascadian Dank and everyone else. On My Hog X Orange Krush, I actually have about 4 Double Kolas on One, and about 3, that I can see on another. And I am not talking about two Kolas grown together(A CLUB) but an actual BUD off the side of the Kola, that got SUPER SIZED, on it's own!!! I have seen Buds that grew two together many times, but rarely a Bud that just grows off the main Bud, and becomes a TOP all to it's self, while still growing off the Main Kola, weird, weird ,weird!!! Like a fully functional Siamese Twin!!!(NO OFFENSE INTENDED). One of the damndest things I have ever seen!!!:thedoubletake:

My other plants that are left are getting so weighty, and because of the way they folded apart, letting all the insides get light, without the removal of Tops or Leaves, is remarkable as well!!! It is like the Plants knew to open up this year, because of the Flares. I know I keep going back to Flares, but man You Guys, I think that this really had something to do with the amount of Growth this Year. I mean do not get Me wrong, I have, and still do/will always grow MONSTER PLANTS, but the light this year, was like the SUN got turned on FULL BLAST, and the Plants just ate it up!!! Which they Did!!! Sorry I could go on and on about this, but this is something way, way, way out of the NORM, I know it should be aknowledged!!! I planned on getting on average about 4-6 per plant, I am way beyond this estimate!!! I was just being funny about destroying it, but we are gonna have to figure something out PRONTO!!! But I know we'll figure something OUT!!! Even if I have to go and give it to some dispensaries(REPUTABLE ONES, NOT THOSE THERE TO JUST MAKE A BUCK, AND THEN DISAPPEAR), maybe it would be a good way to get some other legitimate Clientele, who Knows, LOL. Well just sharing My excitement about the strange SUN this Year, I am sure You are all sick of hearing about it, TAKE CARE. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.:high-five::thumb:
 
okee dokee. just been doin the math in my head! mm lets see here. sorry I am getting my calculater.
Ok now if I got 5zips from my last harvest and I factor in that it was an inside grow,then takein the fact that you use afew more gallons of nutes then I did MMM add the water minus evaporation x the leaf that was cut off by a factor of 9 carry the 7 then compare that to how tall Y is with a plus or minus of 4.387. I have come up with more then I grew! now this is just a ballpark guess mind you. but Iam willing to stand by my guess.
here is another recipie you may want to try
2C flower
1c surgar
2eggs
8 oz butter
1c sourcream
1tsp backing powder
1/2 tsp backing soda
1/2tsp salt
1tsp vannila
8 very ripe bananas
walnuts or pecans optional

cream butter and surgar together till lemon colored.
add eggs and beat till mixed
add sourcream, vannilla and mashed bananas.

sift flower salt and the baking powder and soda
mix with wet stuff
preheat oven to 325 degrees
pour batter in 2loaf pans and bake for an hour or untill a butter knife stuck in the middle comes out clean
enjoy
FISH CAKE
 
thank you for the rep :)
so how close do you think my guess is?
 
I think if you factor in all of the Plants, not just the 11, I would say about 5.5-6 on average for each, now this does not mean that some have more,and some less, but your 4.37 sounds about right for the smallest plant in weight, I would almost say spot on, and jeez, even if I only 4.37 per, on the 11, well that is well over 50 for those 11 alone!!! A Horribly large Haul, I am used to getting around 85-100 per crop, but this Year is just Ridiculous!!! And FC, no BUD ROT, MILDEW, FUNGUS, anything that could cut down on the overall weight, Highly unusual, I plan to usually to lose at least between 3-10% per Crop,this Year so far, NOTHING!!! I guess blessings come when least expected, HMMM!!! And I still have almost all of my Sugar leaf and Bud from years prior, even though I make some for yarrow every year. I usually make her about 3-4 Pounds of the best Quality Hash every year, and between her giving it away, and Toking it, it usually really lasts about 3-4 years, and the excess continues to just build up, unbelieveable!!! It just keeps building an Building, since the THC Crystals never easily break down(WELL THEY DO, BUT IF STORED PROPERLY, IT CAN TAKE DECADES FOR THEM TO BREAK DOWN, NO BS!!! We basically have enough Hash to smoke, probably for the rest of our lives!!! But I like growing, and it is fun keeping an unusual Strain you have been entrusted to, to keep it going and viable, its a kind of sacred responsibility!!! But yeah, I would say your guess is pretty darn close, a little Light, but damn near there FC. Take Care FC, SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.
 
wished you could have helped the farmers in the midwest:)
 
They would have still needed more Water, I am Afraid!!! But thanks for the confidence. Maybe we could figure out something to help them out, like get rid of the HEAT, and return the RAIN, that would be a NOVEL solution, maybe a Windmill,or a Thousand, a lot of aquifiers buried under that land, just a little common sense, and maybe they could bring this what, 30 year Drought to an end Maybe??? 2012, how they are just letting it slip from the common Conscience, Something really BAD is a COMING, Mark My Words!!!! I predict that by November, they will not be able to hide it anymore, I hope You are well Stocked FC, I have food, Gas Masks, Ammo, NVG's, Body Armor for Me and the MRS, Plenty of weapons, of all types, From Various Assault Rifles, Semi Auto Pistols, Shotguns, Revolvers, AMMO. Back Packs with built in Bibs for water, An Entire BROWNELLS BRAND NEW, IN IT"S OWN PORTABLE, WHEELED AR Gunsmith Kit, a regular Gunsmith Kit, a Veltor Vice and Gun Cleaner KIT and Vice, Plenty of Military Clothing and foot wear, and so forth,and so on!!! The only thing we are really lacking on, is another M-4, which I will be getting soon, A STAG or MP S&W CaRBINE in 5.56-.223. We also need more edibles, but we'll get there. I wonder how Maine is for survival??? Have you gotten prepared at all??? I know, I lived through every single end of the Every 10 or 15 year end of the world scenarios, but this one fees legitimate, so many cultures are predicting it that something must be up,and the fact that the Govt has been trying to keep it all HUSH, HUSH, has me worried to. SINCERELY JAMES and Yarrow.
 
dont you worry bro, I gots all kinds of things for protection including a place to go if the poop hits the fan.
shot shells slugs and other assorted implements of destruction:) and some know how to follow it up if it comes to that.
but if it happens it happens. I am leaning to the aint happenen but you never know.
we have a hundred acers on the river in MS.where they aint no one we can go to.
and some good family down there to band with.
Just wish I had your stash of grass to tie us over till the shit clears:)
but you know I gots me some seeds:)
 
dont you worry bro, I gots all kinds of things for protection including a place to go if the poop hits the fan.
shot shells slugs and other assorted implements of destruction:) and some know how to follow it up if it comes to that.
but if it happens it happens. I am leaning to the aint happenen but you never know.
we have a hundred acers on the river in MS.where they aint no one we can go to.
and some good family down there to band with.
Just wish I had your stash of grass to tie us over till the shit clears:)
but you know I gots me some seeds:)

When shit hits the fan Im grabbing my guns, a machette, and running off into the forest. If it turns into Red Dawn II in this bitch I shall be ready! ;)
 
lucky me the 22nd of december is my travel day heading south for the winter........ May have to take my pistola. You are right about a collapse but its man made not natural
 
OK MY FRIENDS, here are the last Pornos for the Month of September!!! HOORAY, OCTOBER IS HERE!!!I took some pictures of All the Plants that are still left. They have all ripened UP SO MUCH, KINDA LIKE 420 GIRLS(NO OFFENSE INTENDED, THEY ARE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL TO BEHOLD!!!), I climbed into the Big Ladder You all can see for some of the pictures, I got some really good Close-Ups of the BUDS, that I think came out actually Pretty Clear, I also took Random Shots of the various Plants, in their different Stages of Ripeness!!! Notice that the Shed is just about completely Hidden in some of the Pictures, I also took pictures to show how the Leafs turn colors and pale, when they have been properly FLUSHED(M8), and are using all the stored nutrients that has been being added all season LONG!!!

This means they have received a VERY Proper FLUSH, and they all SMELL(AND TASTE,EVEN UNCURED,DIVINE). I know I have shown a lot of Pictures recently, so I hope none of YOU are getting fed up with MY Almost DAILY PICTURE TAKING, I am just Proud, Is All!!!So since this is the last of the September Pictures, Notice how much all the Plants have changed in looks, Shape and COLOR, it is truly amazing, I love to have all four seasons, and it is definitely FALL!!! From the 1st of September, through the beginning of the NEW YEAR, THESE are My Favorite times of year!!!So much to be Happy About, even with Bitchy people that believe because they are Your friends, THAT THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO BE EMPLOYED BY US, WELL THEY ARE MISTAKEN!!! IT IS FAMILY, AND FRIENDS THAT HAVE BEEN FAMILY FOR LONG ENOUGH FOR THEM TO BE CONSIDERED THUS, THAT Our Loyalties Lie Too!!! And when you tell them you already have all the People You Need, they get all sulky, and weird acting!!!:thedoubletake: But a Promise never made, is not one that has to be KEPT, RIGHT??? I just hate to have people ask,tell them NO, and they get all weird acting, I mean, these People are just friends of family, none I really even know, except by FACE and a Hello here and there??? Well to Hell with THEM, I promised Nothing, and Nothing is what they should expect!!! Well here is the last of Sptembers Porn, ENJOY IT, as MUCH AS I Have!!! Oh Yeah, I also took some pictures of the Plants that have been harvested, boy do they look FUNNY NOW!!!
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And those my BOON COMPANIONS, are the last of Septembers Pictures, Now the Colors should really start to Change even more dramatically as October is Here!!!! Get ready for some(I HOPE) really wild color Changes, BLACK PURPLES, BLUES, FRUIT PUNCH, ETC. I ope You all have enjoyed this Journal, as much as I have in writing and taking Pictures for it. Thank You All For Your Prayers and Higher thoughts For Yarrow and My Self, without your Good Vibes, I feel this Summer would have been more of a HELL than it already was!!! Thanks for all of your unsolicited SUPPORT, and I can Guarantee You, Karma will pay You all back in a BIG WAY!!! Take Care ALL. SINCERELY, JAMESTHEGREEN.
 
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