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Best catch ever... hoggie was playing c grade at 50 bowling bouncers, off the fence run up, to 14 year olds, lol...

HAHA just thought about that!!! So would I!!!!! Feel like a star for a few more years..
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Best catch ever... hoggie was playing c grade at 50 bowling bouncers, off the fence run up, to 14 year olds, lol...

Can't stop laughing at this. Grizz, you just wrote the next big Aussie comedy movie: Ageing fast-bowler who can't let go raises concerns among parents of local Dandenong Wanderers Cricket Club up and coming batsman by breaking their jaws and ribs with his 100 metre run up and 150K deliveries...!!
 
Best catch ever... hoggie was playing c grade at 50 bowling bouncers, off the fence run up, to 14 year olds, lol...

God, I missed the bouncers part somehow! Stop it! I'm gonna piss myself!!!!
 
And on that soggy note, I gotta sleep. Cheers again!
Thanks, Grizz, Love a good laugh. Especially when no-one else knows what the fuck I'm laughing at!!
 
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oh man, I want to watch that movie.. I can see it.. stumps flying everywhere, hoggy pointing 12 year olds back to the pavilion, all up in their faces when they play a shot off his bowling. Setting up the field with all players behind the stumps in catching positions. Wearing a headband.. talking loudly at tea how much better the sandwiches are at lords.. damn man, we gotta write this..
 
Ah good times last night. Damage Control re-read of what I posted reveals nothing too stupid; so far so good.
God, I was tired and pissed. Took me about an hour and a half to write that first post!
Well; I did sleep in. First time in ages. Got up at 630, which is heaps late for me on a weekend. But I did manage to get some pics.
Heat is slowly climbing. Humidity may come into play soon, but I reckon I still may get away with it. Fingers crossed. The gnat situation became untenable; WAY too many moved in, and although I can't see any harm to the plants, they were in there eating SOMETHING, so since I'm sure the little 'uns attack the roots??, they had to go.. So I'm bottom-watering now, and added some perlite to the surface (yesterday) and saw none this morning, so, again; fingers crossed.
Otherwise, I standing by my drunken 5+OZ call last night. Won't be too much less, anyway. The TUTs are fattening nicely; the AH not doing much at all, creeping along in the corner, and the PCs and CHMOG getting nice and chubby.
Good frost all round so far. I'm trying not to touch them too much like I always do but gave the first official squeeze test yesterday and wow! Firmness! Rock hard PCs and CHMOG! And sticky!!!!
Getting excited! 2, maybe 3 weeks til the first plant comes out!!! Yay!!

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Quite happy with all this. Gonna be a decent haul of decent gear, so, yeah, getting excited
Cheers!!
 
oh man, I want to watch that movie.. I can see it.. stumps flying everywhere, hoggy pointing 12 year olds back to the pavilion, all up in their faces when they play a shot off his bowling. Setting up the field with all players behind the stumps in catching positions. Wearing a headband.. talking loudly at tea how much better the sandwiches are at lords.. damn man, we gotta write this..

I know, right! The whole thing writes itself!
Mick Molloy or Glen Robins in the lead..? I reckon Molloy pegging cricket balls at kids would be hilarious!! Lillee/Johnson/Pascoe/Starc/Thommo aggression, right in a 12 year olds face..
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Looking good man... you should hit five ounces fairly easily by looks of pics.. :high-five:
 
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Bragging about Lords sangas..
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Molloy bowling, Robbins the playing (hack)/ president who's rapt to have the ledgend at the club. In awe but wants to be mates and equals.
 
Yeah 2 months ago, I would've taken 3. Looks like it could be almost double that, so very happy.
 
Molloy bowling, Robbins the playing (hack)/ president who's rapt to have the ledgend at the club. In awe but wants to be mates and equals.

Yep, so he's happy to ignore the parents and hospital bills and lawsuits cos he's like a kid again. stoked to have Lillee/Johnson/Hogg on the team.
Meanwhile, the kids on the team are walking around like they own the town, and the opposing teams are shitting their pants; crying in the car-park before the game, parents who haven't heard or don't believe the stories are like "C'mon, what are you crying about?? You LOVE cricket..."
 
The more I think about it, I'm surprised it hasn't been done yet..
Like those Bowls movies, Crackerjack and that other one.. They were pretty funny..
 
yeah, everybody turns a blind eye to his indiscretions.. borrowed money off everybody. His sleeping with the first drops mrs but he kinda brags that his mrs slept with an Aussie cricketer.. man this is funny. Thing is, this shit actually happens :rofl:
 
They have to set up a festival-style medical tent at the games for all the shattered jaws, ribs and concussions..
And PTSD counseling..
 
Yeah it's universal too, any champion of any sport it could relate too..
 
God, I wish I knew how to write a screenplay.. You take this idea to Mick Molloy and he'd do it, I reckon..
 
They have to set up a festival-style medical tent at the games for all the shattered jaws, ribs and concussions..
And PTSD counseling..

as the weeks goes by, he tries to better his record of taking players out, lol.. till one game only three can field, one dayer, rest of the sides at
the local hospital or dentists..
 
Yeah; that's the major crisis... Not enough healthy kids left to play! Maybe some of the parents have to face...
And they're terrified too.
 
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