I see amber 
at least 2% 
at least 2% 
Spimps NLxBB Auto Micro CFL's 2013
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2% yesterday, Ill have to check it today. 
maybe up to 2.3% 
Rico. 
maybe up to 2.3% Rico.
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Here's an update---
Too many Plants. Not enough Light. Not enough smoke reserve...
This equation usually leads to a dissapoinment in the form of a sample. Although, I still havnt broke my 'no sample' policy. However, I do have some Corpses that have been drying for 3 days I may be able to smoke. Is that considered sampling? 
Too many Plants. Not enough Light. Not enough smoke reserve...
This equation usually leads to a dissapoinment in the form of a sample.
Although, I still havnt broke my 'no sample' policy. However, I do have some Corpses that have been drying for 3 days I may be able to smoke. Is that considered sampling?
You can sample corpses
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I used to be in the funeral business and that would have had a totally different meaning!!
For the record, no necrophilia has or ever will occur. Just thought it was funny.
For the record, no necrophilia has or ever will occur. Just thought it was funny.
I was going to reference that but decided against it.
No matter how I worded it, it didn't sound right
No matter how I worded it, it didn't sound right
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Interesting side story--- IF YOUR SKEMISH, DONT READ
I had to do a 'retrevial' one night about 3 a.m. I got paid $200 cash for pick ups so my phone was always on. I get to the funeral home about 2 hours from where I started and meet thier version of Spimp and he lets me in. We go into the embalming room and the body is in a body bag (this actually is not the norm). The guy says "Am I supposed to keep the bag? its ours..." As if I knew more than him. After a few mins of brainstorming, I went and got one of ours from the Hearse and came back in.
We moved the body onto a gurny and he unzipped the bag. At least 3 pints of stagnant blood fell the 3 feet to the floor and splashed everywhere. It covered both of us, me to my knees, him to his waist.It was everywhere. These rooms are usually stark white on white on white to show cleanliness and now it looked like someone took a shotgun blast at point blank
We transferred the body and I helped him clean up some, but I have no idea how long it took that poor chap as I had to return.
That was my first solo retreval and I had every mirror on that body the entire way back!! No radio, White knuckle driving. It was quite funny after it all went down.
The first thing I learnedwhen I came back was that the body bags stay with the body. I was just supposed to hand the guy a replacement and take his. Guess thats how it works.
I had to do a 'retrevial' one night about 3 a.m. I got paid $200 cash for pick ups so my phone was always on.
I get to the funeral home about 2 hours from where I started and meet thier version of Spimp and he lets me in. We go into the embalming room and the body is in a body bag (this actually is not the norm). The guy says "Am I supposed to keep the bag? its ours..." As if I knew more than him. After a few mins of brainstorming, I went and got one of ours from the Hearse and came back in. We moved the body onto a gurny and he unzipped the bag. At least 3 pints of stagnant blood fell the 3 feet to the floor and splashed everywhere. It covered both of us, me to my knees, him to his waist.It was everywhere. These rooms are usually stark white on white on white to show cleanliness and now it looked like someone took a shotgun blast at point blank
We transferred the body and I helped him clean up some, but I have no idea how long it took that poor chap as I had to return.
That was my first solo retreval and I had every mirror on that body the entire way back!! No radio, White knuckle driving.
It was quite funny after it all went down.The first thing I learnedwhen I came back was that the body bags stay with the body. I was just supposed to hand the guy a replacement and take his. Guess thats how it works.
Great imagery, Spimp
Reps for the story
Reps for the story
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alex801
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Yes spimp I really felt like I was there lol
Not up to scratch of the pizza delivery party story but still entertaining
Not up to scratch of the pizza delivery party story but still entertaining
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Thanks.
Ive got much better funeral stories but they dont involve ganja so Ill save them for an off-topic thread someday. Maybe Spimps Story Time or something
Ive replied to your inquisition El Presidente, about the flux and other matters.
Ive got much better funeral stories but they dont involve ganja so Ill save them for an off-topic thread someday. Maybe Spimps Story Time or something
Ive replied to your inquisition El Presidente, about the flux and other matters.
alex801
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Appreciated deputy apreciated
Not up to scratch of the pizza delivery party story but still entertaining
#NoComplimentWithoutCriticism
Flower Child
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Hilarious but morbid story Spimp. As an old OR nurse, have had to occasionally deliver bodies and or body parts to the morgue and always felt sorry for whoever had to retrieve them........esp if it was full of anticoagulants or wounds.
On a cheerier note, Have a great day Spimp!
As an old OR nurse, have had to occasionally deliver bodies and or body parts to the morgue and always felt sorry for whoever had to retrieve them........esp if it was full of anticoagulants or wounds.On a cheerier note, Have a great day Spimp!
Hey Sir Spimp, how be your garden green today apart from overcrowding lol. May your buds double and bubble away, forming for you huge colas of bright, bogglingly, brilliant, and bejeweled buds all succulent for thee!
Hi Carl
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My garden is looking full and flavorfull.
Im actually having a concern tht Ive never had before. The calyx's on Gitmo are so swollen, its as if they have seeds in them. Im lightly squeezed them and they are rigid but not crazy hard as I assume seeds would feel. So im guessin they are just super resin filled. BUT, Im also seeing alot of ambers on her in places. 
She sprouted hairs on first day of 12-12 which was 31 days ago. I should probably go get some pics of what I mean.
Good Weed Everyone and dont forget the Contests are open.
Im actually having a concern tht Ive never had before.
The calyx's on Gitmo are so swollen, its as if they have seeds in them. Im lightly squeezed them and they are rigid but not crazy hard as I assume seeds would feel. So im guessin they are just super resin filled. BUT, Im also seeing alot of ambers on her in places. She sprouted hairs on first day of 12-12 which was 31 days ago. I should probably go get some pics of what I mean. Good Weed Everyone and dont forget the Contests are open.
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Heres the Ambering and a cool petiolite pic. btw, the under side is nice and green.
