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Hope things go well with your Mom PJ......
I laughed at both your mom and your SWICK
I figured it was OK to laugh with you since mom is presumably fine now. - and as you so tastefuly put it - "She's old." (someplace I'm headed.)
*Giggle* Mom will be fine, I reckon. She had a knee replacement 14 years ago and she is now 83. In increasingly rarer cases as prosthetic knee tech has improved, sometimes little particles of polyurethane shave off the artificial joint and result in an auto immune reaction that causes the bone in the vicinity to deconstruct. To fix it they need to do a knee replacement revision that is much more invasive than the original knee replacement. To put that in perspective, a knee replacement is like an hour on the slab with a spinal and the revision takes 3-5 hours under a general anesthetic. The bounce-back time is longer...
It is a hellishly painful situation and Mom has been advised to "take it easy." My chore is to convince her that she should expend her "activity currency" on things she wants to do socially and are fun and not on emptying the dishwasher, going grocery shopping, standing in the kitchen preparing meals, or getting down on her hands and knees to pick up the stray sweet pea I lovingly shelled and cooked with fresh mint and slipped off the back of her fork "English style" before it got smooshed into the carpet, etc. Well, she is a stubborn biatch who wants to be independent and does not fully grasp my strategy. Hence, she took a shower the other day without a spotter. It has been hell, lol.
That same hard-headed attitude should serve her well in post surgery rehab. I have taught several teens to drive and it is never pleasant. That experience pales in comparison to trying to teach my Mom how to navigate on my deceased Father's old mobility scooter... Lordy! It's a shame none of you folks are linked to my snapchat because the clandestinely captured quickly expiring antics I have sent my friends are a riot! Genuflect, genuflect, hail Mary, hail Mary... I'm not Catholic. That was for you Mr. Teddy. Honor thy Father and Mother and all that.