OMM's Social Network Part 3

that could be your Finest post ever:)
yeah what closet said:)
Closet Farmer said:
Shark Bait!

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Fluffy Haze said:
This is precisely why Fluffy does not go in the sea unless in a very very very BIGGG boat! :yikes:
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Hell with a big boat, I am not getting in one of those either. I went on a friend's boat once, life jacket on and everything. I just kept feeling like I was going to fall in the water. The only water I am getting in is in the bathtub.
 
Cronichemphog said:
sharks here like white people lol
not trying to be racist because im not it just happens that most of the shark attacks here have been majority attacking caucasians
dont get me wrong once in awhile someone not white gets bitten but its rare
what it actually could be is because is most locals that grew up here know where and when to go in or stay out of the water
there are sharks everywhere here they dont usually bother people, in fact for all the sharks i have seen from a boat its strange cause when im in the water we usually avoid each other
we live surrounded by the ocean, a tiny spec in the ocean, if you worry about getting bit by a shark you could never enjoy this beautiful wonderful ocean of ours.............
another thing if you wanna be safe in the water here go where theres tons of people
like waikiki beach or ala moana beach or even kailua beach
but honestly one day we flew around the island saw a huge i mean huge hammerhead shark outside of kailua beach
lets put it this way 1000 feet up and it was clear what is was and what type it was
the sand was poofing up off the bottom the shark was swimming out to sea and you could see the trail thats actually how i saw it in the first place i saw a line going through the sand that was being poofed up and around by the current, followed it with my eyes till i saw a huge hammerhead shark
must been 12+ feet i could easily distinguish it from 1000 feet and it looked big from 1000 feet
ok im ranting now blah blah blah
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Maybe sharks don't like dark meat? LOL...White people, the other white meat..Sorry, I don't mean to sound racial either but when I read your comment, those were the thoughts that popped in my head...I know, bad Queen...
 
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Oh my
 
Zing!
My wife saw that caboose and said, "Is that manipulated!!"
I answered, "I'm sure it could be." with a wink.

that got me a smack.
But it was worth it..
 
Fluffy Haze said:
Oh how I love this! When Mr Fluffy is back I am going to show him, he will be tickled pink! I can see him giving the surfing a go :)

You wont get me in the sea. There are sharks in the sea. Sharks want to eat Fluffy :yikes:

Thank you from the bottom of my fluffy little heart :circle-of-love:

P.S. Ciao Bello, :blushsmile: :hugs:
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Wait....you're gonna tickle his . . . pink. . . WHAT?
 
Lol at all you guys. Definitely manipulated but I am not surprised by all you boys :laugh:

Now the tattoos are another story, they are awesome. Hmm. Maybe Fluffy should have an MJ leaf on her bottom to add to the growing collection! Can't hurt more than your back. Urgh....
 
Cronichemphog said:
oh yea one other thing
tourist like to go to maui
for what reason i have no clue that place is just about another oahu
almost
but getting to the point
if you all wanna go to maui and jump in the water there jump in a pool lol
that place has the most shark attacks in the state
fyi
oh yea
if you do happen to be in maui and happen to be in the ocean do not
I REPEAT TO NOT GO IN THE WATER IF ITS BEEN RAINING, IF THE WATER IS MURKY, NEAR A RIVER MOUTH, these are the most obvious places to avoid and also secluded beaches are nice but if theres no one in the water and you dont know the area stay out..................
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This has been Shark Bites: By Cronichemphog. We now return you to your regularly scheduled...whatever you were doing... wait... what was I just saying?
 
Marshmallows :clown:

jandre2k3 said:
This has been Shark Bites: By Cronichemphog. We now return you to your regularly scheduled...whatever you were doing... wait... what was I just saying?
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