OMM's Social Network Part 3

Oh how I love this! When Mr Fluffy is back I am going to show him, he will be tickled pink! I can see him giving the surfing a go :)

You wont get me in the sea. There are sharks in the sea. Sharks want to eat Fluffy :yikes:

Thank you from the bottom of my fluffy little heart :circle-of-love:

P.S. Ciao Bello, :blushsmile: :hugs:

OldMedMan said:
Ciao Bello my Dear Fluffytus :Love: Thanks for the Hugs....I love em.

Put the wing
in a sling
Try the lottery again
Soon you're bound to win
Then your life could begin again
Then out here to the Islands you could go
And Andy could become a surfing pro
:Love:
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You wont get me in the sea. There are sharks in the sea. Sharks want to eat Fluffy :yikes:
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MMMMMMMM! That shark would get really stoned!! :rofl:
 
wonder if there is a perpetual food thingy? like say if Fluffy gets ate or anyone of us. now say we are all hanging out at OMM's on the beach. then one of us goes in to the water (dont go in the water) and say a shark happens to swim by.. eh maybe he is hungry, maybe not.
he goes "hey what the hell not really hungry but I wonder what that tastes like?" he takes just a nibble and swims away.
A few minutse go by and he starts to get a BUZZ then the munchies.
oh man I think you know what comes after the jack in the box gets busted for giving donations to the drew carey fund
 
:yikes: We're gonna need more than a bigger boat, Fluffy wants a frigging battleship!

fish cake said:
wonder if there is a perpetual food thingy? like say if Fluffy gets ate or anyone of us. now say we are all hanging out at OMM's on the beach. then one of us goes in to the water (dont go in the water) and say a shark happens to swim by.. eh maybe he is hungry, maybe not.
he goes "hey what the hell not really hungry but I wonder what that tastes like?" he takes just a nibble and swims away.
A few minutse go by and he starts to get a BUZZ then the munchies.
oh man I think you know what comes after the jack in the box gets busted for giving donations to the drew carey fund
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OldMedMan said:
GRRRrrrr Grumble nooooo ! I'm not! I'm not sure what I'm doing....but......it is not that. :geek:
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You guys got me crying over hear!!! i feel high now and I have not smoked in day's!!
 
Fluffy Haze said:
Oh how I love this! When Mr Fluffy is back I am going to show him, he will be tickled pink! I can see him giving the surfing a go :)

You wont get me in the sea. There are sharks in the sea. Sharks want to eat Fluffy :yikes:

Thank you from the bottom of my fluffy little heart :circle-of-love:

P.S. Ciao Bello, :blushsmile: :hugs:
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But Fluffytus....you have web feet! You can swim fast....well, kinda fast.:surf:
 
sharks here like white people lol
not trying to be racist because im not it just happens that most of the shark attacks here have been majority attacking caucasians
dont get me wrong once in awhile someone not white gets bitten but its rare
what it actually could be is because is most locals that grew up here know where and when to go in or stay out of the water
there are sharks everywhere here they dont usually bother people, in fact for all the sharks i have seen from a boat its strange cause when im in the water we usually avoid each other
we live surrounded by the ocean, a tiny spec in the ocean, if you worry about getting bit by a shark you could never enjoy this beautiful wonderful ocean of ours.............
another thing if you wanna be safe in the water here go where theres tons of people
like waikiki beach or ala moana beach or even kailua beach
but honestly one day we flew around the island saw a huge i mean huge hammerhead shark outside of kailua beach
lets put it this way 1000 feet up and it was clear what is was and what type it was
the sand was poofing up off the bottom the shark was swimming out to sea and you could see the trail thats actually how i saw it in the first place i saw a line going through the sand that was being poofed up and around by the current, followed it with my eyes till i saw a huge hammerhead shark
must been 12+ feet i could easily distinguish it from 1000 feet and it looked big from 1000 feet
ok im ranting now blah blah blah
 
oh yea one other thing
tourist like to go to maui
for what reason i have no clue that place is just about another oahu
almost
but getting to the point
if you all wanna go to maui and jump in the water there jump in a pool lol
that place has the most shark attacks in the state
fyi
oh yea
if you do happen to be in maui and happen to be in the ocean do not
I REPEAT TO NOT GO IN THE WATER IF ITS BEEN RAINING, IF THE WATER IS MURKY, NEAR A RIVER MOUTH, these are the most obvious places to avoid and also secluded beaches are nice but if theres no one in the water and you dont know the area stay out..................
 
Cronichemphog said:
oh yea one other thing
tourist like to go to maui
for what reason i have no clue that place is just about another oahu
almost
but getting to the point
if you all wanna go to maui and jump in the water there jump in a pool lol
that place has the most shark attacks in the state
fyi
oh yea
if you do happen to be in maui and happen to be in the ocean do not
I REPEAT TO NOT GO IN THE WATER IF ITS BEEN RAINING, IF THE WATER IS MURKY, NEAR A RIVER MOUTH, these are the most obvious places to avoid and also secluded beaches are nice but if theres no one in the water and you dont know the area stay out..................
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Oh wow! Aren't you the life of the party?
Lemme tell ya bout New Yawk: don't swim in the sewers!
 
Just a fast drive by see whats up Pop's. Been so long since I looked they ,420, let me throw ya a rep. I see people talking bout them cig's. Man that's got to be the stupidest habit around. Hey if I ever make it out that way maybe I can fix that problem, look for a nice secluded murky river mouth in the rain for a midnight swim. Naw my luck I'd lose a leg and keep smoking aways. Just a thought. Well hope everythings green there Pop's. Keepem Green
 
Norcaliwood said:
Just a fast drive by see whats up Pop's. Been so long since I looked they ,420, let me throw ya a rep. I see people talking bout them cig's. Man that's got to be the stupidest habit around. Hey if I ever make it out that way maybe I can fix that problem, look for a nice secluded murky river mouth in the rain for a midnight swim. Naw my luck I'd lose a leg and keep smoking aways. Just a thought. Well hope everythings green there Pop's. Keepem Green
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:rofl::rofl:smoke break:tokin::rofl::rofl:
 
Ah yes, good point! I'll summon my dolphin protector as well. We will have shark fin soup! *mwahahahaha* :laugh:

OldMedMan said:
But Fluffytus....you have web feet! You can swim fast....well, kinda fast.:surf:
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This is precisely why Fluffy does not go in the sea unless in a very very very BIGGG boat! :yikes:

Cronichemphog said:
oh yea one other thing
tourist like to go to maui
for what reason i have no clue that place is just about another oahu
almost
but getting to the point
if you all wanna go to maui and jump in the water there jump in a pool lol
that place has the most shark attacks in the state
fyi
oh yea
if you do happen to be in maui and happen to be in the ocean do not
I REPEAT TO NOT GO IN THE WATER IF ITS BEEN RAINING, IF THE WATER IS MURKY, NEAR A RIVER MOUTH, these are the most obvious places to avoid and also secluded beaches are nice but if theres no one in the water and you dont know the area stay out..................
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:bigblush: sharks reeeeeally freak Fluffy out and have since a kid, it's actually quite entertaining given I am on dry land! :laugh:
 
Cronichemphog said:
sharks here like white people lol
not trying to be racist because im not it just happens that most of the shark attacks here have been majority attacking caucasians
dont get me wrong once in awhile someone not white gets bitten but its rare
what it actually could be is because is most locals that grew up here know where and when to go in or stay out of the water
there are sharks everywhere here they dont usually bother people, in fact for all the sharks i have seen from a boat its strange cause when im in the water we usually avoid each other
we live surrounded by the ocean, a tiny spec in the ocean, if you worry about getting bit by a shark you could never enjoy this beautiful wonderful ocean of ours.............
another thing if you wanna be safe in the water here go where theres tons of people
like waikiki beach or ala moana beach or even kailua beach
but honestly one day we flew around the island saw a huge i mean huge hammerhead shark outside of kailua beach
lets put it this way 1000 feet up and it was clear what is was and what type it was
the sand was poofing up off the bottom the shark was swimming out to sea and you could see the trail thats actually how i saw it in the first place i saw a line going through the sand that was being poofed up and around by the current, followed it with my eyes till i saw a huge hammerhead shark
must been 12+ feet i could easily distinguish it from 1000 feet and it looked big from 1000 feet
ok im ranting now blah blah blah
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Yeah Buddy, they've been busy around the island this year and your right it's us white folks that get bit. I think they can see us better and we are usually in the wrong place (White tourists, that is). I've been really lucky all the years I've been here. Sandy Beach, North Shore (some), and snorkeling all over the place. I forget what I'm doing snorkeling most of the time, because there is so much to see.:high-five:
 
Cronichemphog said:
oh yea one other thing
tourist like to go to maui
for what reason i have no clue that place is just about another oahu
almost
but getting to the point
if you all wanna go to maui and jump in the water there jump in a pool lol
that place has the most shark attacks in the state
fyi
oh yea
if you do happen to be in maui and happen to be in the ocean do not
I REPEAT TO NOT GO IN THE WATER IF ITS BEEN RAINING, IF THE WATER IS MURKY, NEAR A RIVER MOUTH, these are the most obvious places to avoid and also secluded beaches are nice but if theres no one in the water and you dont know the area stay out..................
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Way to go Cronic! Great stuff Buddy.:high-five:

Jo and I went to Maui once when we first came to Hawaii. We never went back. Back then you could buy right off the street. Dude would walk by and say "Buds?". Yes, please!
We were at a faceless condo and the beach was right out side. Jo was sitting on the beach, running her hands through the sand. Bigger than hell...she found a diamond ring. Paid for our trip and more.:Namaste:
We just found Maui boring.
 
Shark Bait!

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